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Hillary Clinton's New Job At Al Jazeera
jenkuznicki.com ^ | 03/11/11 | Jen Kuznicki

Posted on 03/11/2011 3:25:40 AM PST by jenk

The powers that be at Al Jazeera have offered Secretary of State Hillary Clinton a job.

Ever since she gave them a free commercial on the floor of the Senate, they began development of a signing package for her talents at the "real-news-even-if-you-don't-agree" station.

Sources familiar with the package have been able to disclose the conditions of her employment.

First of all, the former First Lady will have to cover her face. She may not agree with that, but that's really one of the most important things.

Secondly, she will be the travelling road reporter that reports exclusively on honor killings and mutilations. It will be her job, for example, to....

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: aljazeera; hillaryclinton; islamiclaw; satire
Al Jazeera, make room for Hillary Clinton.
1 posted on 03/11/2011 3:25:44 AM PST by jenk
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To: jenk

3rd she would have to tell the world that Bill had every right to abuse her, and would be within His right to kill her for nagging..


2 posted on 03/11/2011 3:41:25 AM PST by aces
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To: jenk
(Excerpt) Read more at jenkuznicki.com ...

Why not just post it here?

3 posted on 03/11/2011 3:57:26 AM PST by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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To: jenk

She should convert... she already worships satan.

LLS


4 posted on 03/11/2011 4:25:45 AM PST by LibLieSlayer (WOLVERINES!!!)
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To: humblegunner

Why not just click the link?


5 posted on 03/11/2011 4:44:42 AM PST by jenk (Al Gore is very fond of goats.)
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To: jenk
Why not just click the link?

I thwart blogpimps, I do not support them with hits.

Blogpimps who use Free Republic as a blog hit farm are pretty scummy.

Don't you think so?

6 posted on 03/11/2011 4:47:50 AM PST by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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To: humblegunner

hey humbleflamer, why do you suppose there is a blogger posting section on this here free republic?


7 posted on 03/11/2011 4:50:16 AM PST by jenk (Al Gore is very fond of goats.)
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To: jenk
why do you suppose there is a blogger posting section

For posting of blog material, which is what I asked about.

Why not POST it here?

You seem to think it's the blog excerpting section.

Pay attention.

8 posted on 03/11/2011 4:52:48 AM PST by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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To: humblegunner
Are we going to get in a long flame about the folks who excerpt stuff from news outlets? C'mon, if the blog posting section doesn't want excerpts from bloggers, perhaps the blog posting section should not have excerptability.

New word!

9 posted on 03/11/2011 5:04:34 AM PST by jenk (Al Gore is very fond of goats.)
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Are we going to get in a long flame about the folks who excerpt stuff from news outlets?

We might if you continue to be a jenk about it.

10 posted on 03/11/2011 5:10:46 AM PST by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: paulycy

ah, I knew you’d show up, did you read the logic, or just jump via emotion and sense of duty regardless of logic? Just asking..


11 posted on 03/11/2011 5:16:37 AM PST by jenk (Al Gore is very fond of goats.)
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Are we going to get in a long flame about the folks who excerpt stuff from news outlets?

Legitimate sources require excerpting in many cases.

This does not include your blog.

You are using Free Republic as a free advertising platform
in order to get blog hits. Some folks have a problem with that.

12 posted on 03/11/2011 5:19:23 AM PST by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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Rules are rules. I usually don’t jump in unless someone starts mouthing off to a FReeper who asks a pertinent question.

You didn’t really answer the question now, did you?

You just started whining and getting defensive and blaming the software for your own blog pimping.

Now you are somehow blaming me for your breach of Jim Robinson’s posting rules.

Why is that, exactly?


13 posted on 03/11/2011 5:20:18 AM PST by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: humblegunner
oh my god, then by all means don't click the link, I mean, I might get $.00000002 if a thousand people do!

I had no idea it was going to put you out, not to mention the global warming involved! Holy crap!

Oh, I feel just terrible, tell you what, why don't you ask the owners of FreeRepublic to take out the little excerpt thingy from the blog posting forum so I don't overwork your little fingers!!

That way, I won't make this huge, problematic, excessively divisive and wrong,wrong,wrong mistake again!

14 posted on 03/11/2011 5:26:30 AM PST by jenk (Al Gore is very fond of goats.)
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To: paulycy

I am a freeper, he started it.


15 posted on 03/11/2011 5:32:43 AM PST by jenk (Al Gore is very fond of goats.)
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To: jenk

Humblegunner asked: “Why not just post it here?”

You answered a question with a defensive, self-serving question. Poor form. Then you got defensive, boorish and I chimed in.

Please don’t excerpt your blog again and there will be no problems. Believe it or not we’re not trying to push people off the site. In fact, if you think this through, we’re trying to keep people HERE on the site. OK?

Them’s the rules. Break them and you’ll hear about it. Show attitude and you’ll hear about that, too.


16 posted on 03/11/2011 5:38:34 AM PST by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: jenk

Jim Rob on Bloggers: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2636843/posts?q=1&;page=501

“I have no complaint if a good conservative blogger posts his own material to FR, not as an excerpt to drive hits and discussion back to his blog, but rather to impart useful information to OUR readers and to promote and join in on the discussion and conservative activism HERE on FR.

If a blogger can’t or refuses do that, and if he constantly complains or fights with our participants over it, then I’d just as soon he doesn’t post here. It’s not my job to make his content or his presentation or cooperation acceptable to our readers. That’s his job. And if he cannot do it or refuses to do it and continues posting brief excerpts only and obviously attempting to draw away our participants while loudly complaining about it, then I have no sympathy for his complaints and the more apt I am to ban his account and blog.”
_________________


18 posted on 03/11/2011 5:42:34 AM PST by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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To: paulycy
Preventing blogpimping is everyone's business.

Like Smokey Bear says:


19 posted on 03/11/2011 5:45:06 AM PST by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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To: paulycy; humblegunner
if you ask me, humble got defensive.

fine, I won't excerpt again, but do something about making an actual rule in the blogger posting section so that people don't get pissed off and rant about this site everywhere in the blogosphere and call you two out.

Humble and you could have private messaged me, but no, you want to exert your control or whatever you call it by trying to piss me off. There are no rules easily visible on this site for bloggers to follow, just you two and more constantly harping on bloggers.

And, if I post an excerpt or the whole thing, I get the same amount of hits so don't act like people aren't leaving the site, and also, I've met up with more of you in the past who have somehow misconstrued your purpose. They think bloggers should not at all post anything ever. You may want to set up a committee to review and make sure everyone's on the same page.

Now, it is an especially FreeRepublic thing to do to speak one's mind, and now I have.

20 posted on 03/11/2011 5:58:52 AM PST by jenk (Al Gore is very fond of goats.)
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To: jenk; humblegunner
rant about this site everywhere in the blogosphere and call you two out.

Sounds like word is getting out. People are learning.

Communications are succeeding as planned.

21 posted on 03/11/2011 6:03:28 AM PST by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: jenk
Humble and you could have private messaged me, but no, you want to exert your control or whatever you call it by trying to piss me off.

I asked a simple & polite question:

"Why not just post it here?"

22 posted on 03/11/2011 6:07:01 AM PST by humblegunner (Blogger Overlord)
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To: humblegunner

and I answered it


23 posted on 03/11/2011 6:21:33 AM PST by jenk (Al Gore is very fond of goats.)
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