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School Boys May Be Expelled for Possession of Oregano
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 19 March 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/19/2011 5:03:17 PM PDT by John Semmens

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To: RansomOttawa

..and parsley, and sage, and rosemary, and thyme.


41 posted on 03/19/2011 8:53:59 PM PDT by Erasmus (I love "The Raven," but then what do I know? I'm just a poetaster.)
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To: annieokie; John Semmens
TWICE in one day??? you got me twice, shame on you, but keep it up. I love your satire, one day you will need to donate your brain to something.

Annie, I think you've got something there. I just hope it isn't catching. But I admit it's a good idea.

John, would you be willing to donate your brain to Science? I think Science has an opening in its calendar Tuesday afternoon.

≤}B^)

42 posted on 03/19/2011 8:59:43 PM PDT by Erasmus (I love "The Raven," but then what do I know? I'm just a poetaster.)
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To: Erasmus; John Semmens
OH no no no no, not that soon. Let us enjoy that brain power as long as we can. Just amazing how he/you put all this into believable GOTCHA's.
43 posted on 03/19/2011 9:13:16 PM PDT by annieokie
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To: John Semmens

Too close to call, John, this is completely credible! (8^D) Good one!


44 posted on 03/19/2011 9:20:43 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: SoftballMominVA
Anyone who can't tell oregano by the smell, should roll one up and get a 'brushfire buzz' from the smoke...

It doesn't take a crime lab, only a middlin' cook.

45 posted on 03/19/2011 9:23:49 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: 6SJ7

“Respect mah authoratay” says Twitman. Says it all.


46 posted on 03/19/2011 9:30:07 PM PDT by IDFbunny
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To: Erasmus
..and parsley, and sage, and rosemary, and thyme.

Yeah, who knew that what kept Simon and Garfunkel "feelin' groovy" came out of a Club House shaker bottle?

47 posted on 03/19/2011 10:10:28 PM PDT by RansomOttawa (tm)
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To: John Semmens

Ah John I always knew they had it out for Italian chefs.


48 posted on 03/19/2011 10:18:10 PM PDT by Zack Attack
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To: dayglored
Not only that, there is a formal recommendation of expulsion!

Apparently someone in the school administration consulted an attorney, because the suspension was lifted.

http://hamptonroads.com/2011/03/chesapeake-student-wont-be-expelled-oregano

What a shame. It sounded like such a fun lawsuit.

49 posted on 03/19/2011 10:44:40 PM PDT by TChad
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To: The Antiyuppie

You start a true zero policy by tasking the county school board to take a dope test twice a year (random pick). You go to the teachers and demand random tests period (could be once a year, could be twelve times a year). Then you do the same thing for students. I suspect that we could toss a quarter of all the teachers in the US out...if we had a simple situation like this.


50 posted on 03/20/2011 12:44:59 AM PDT by pepsionice
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To: hattend; John Semmens
You are a bad man!

A bad, Bad, BAD, VERY BAD man!
In the best possible way, of course. As always, I am in awe of your talent!

51 posted on 03/20/2011 8:36:52 AM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: John Semmens

So, it’s not *violation* of the policy - it’s the “mockery” of the stupid policy that they are getting kicked out for.


52 posted on 03/20/2011 9:06:07 AM PDT by Fido969
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