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Get Fit Like the First Family: Q&A with Michelle Obama's Trainer
Shape Magazine ^ | March 25, 2011 | Melissa Pheterson

Posted on 03/24/2011 9:03:20 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

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1 posted on 03/24/2011 9:03:28 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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Food prices are up and they want me to gain another 20 lbs?


2 posted on 03/24/2011 9:05:06 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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Anthropomorphic kinetic kookiness with the obamites......

Gimme a break!

3 posted on 03/24/2011 9:08:47 PM PDT by blackdog (The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

So, “get fit” now means “grow a broad arse.”


4 posted on 03/24/2011 9:09:12 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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Q: How does the First Family like to work out?
A: They begin with ice cream lifts and waffle presses...


5 posted on 03/24/2011 9:11:28 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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Barry goes outside to smoke.


6 posted on 03/24/2011 9:11:28 PM PDT by Ticonderoga34 (Free Obama's Birth Certificate!)
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and to get away from Shelly, most likely


7 posted on 03/24/2011 9:14:56 PM PDT by bigbob (u)
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8 posted on 03/24/2011 9:15:18 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet ("You cannot invade the US There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass." Yamamoto)
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Shape magazine takes her seriously?


9 posted on 03/24/2011 9:20:23 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 ~ Halfbaked: 50c)
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A: Join the Presidential Active Lifestyle Award (PALA) Challenge to commit to, track the progress of, and get rewarded for your efforts.

Free Stuff? Sign me up!

Never mind - I found the awards - you have to buy them


And you can buy a Gold Award Certificate without even getting off the couch......

You can even pretend you earned a gold medal - just like Barry pretends he earned the nobel peas prize

10 posted on 03/24/2011 9:20:23 PM PDT by libertarian27 (Ingsoc: Department of Life, Department of Liberty, Department of Happiness)
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You can buy a medal and feeeeeeeel good about your intention to exercise.


11 posted on 03/24/2011 9:23:25 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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They are an active family and want to inspire the whole country to get active — because it makes for a healthier, more productive nation.

I agree. I'm going out this weekend and going target shooting.

12 posted on 03/24/2011 9:23:48 PM PDT by Inyo-Mono (My greatest fear is that when I'm gone my wife will sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them)
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How does the First Family like to work out? A: The First Family believes in working out together

Apparently they get regular couples workouts cramming steak sandwiches and fried potatoes in their pie holes. So STFU Michelle, you lying sack of greasy french-fried hypocrite!! And get the fat-@$$ed FLOTUS another cheese-steak Barry. She's about done wit her first one.

13 posted on 03/24/2011 9:24:54 PM PDT by RoadKingSE (How do you know that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't a muzzle flash ?)
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She has a WHAT?


14 posted on 03/24/2011 9:27:18 PM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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“Uh, well, er, um, chewin’ food is exercise! Just ask Horace Fletcher!” - Barry O.


15 posted on 03/24/2011 9:28:54 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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Comments?


Yeah, she has a fat azz and she can kiss mine.


16 posted on 03/24/2011 9:29:51 PM PDT by unkus
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Sorry, PT, I have zero desire to look like a curtain wearing, rib belt sporting, slouch shouldered, knuckle dragging, perma scowl, fat assed, America hating communist pig b!tch like her.

Hope I’ve made myself crystal clear.


17 posted on 03/24/2011 9:33:43 PM PDT by chris37 (awesome!)
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Will I get a free complimentary “WIDE LOAD” warning sign to stick on my arse?


18 posted on 03/24/2011 9:38:00 PM PDT by Salamander (I think I need some rest......but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.)
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I swear it’s steadily creeping *up* her back.

Eventually it’ll be on her shoulders.


19 posted on 03/24/2011 9:39:35 PM PDT by Salamander (I think I need some rest......but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.)
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get FAT like the first blimp ya mean...
20 posted on 03/24/2011 9:40:44 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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