Skip to comments.Old Folks Texting Codes
Posted on 03/27/2011 5:20:52 PM PDT by mel
ATD At the Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Fell BTW: Bring the Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CMB: Covered by Medicare CUATSC: See you at the Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWIW: Forgot Where I was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement GHA: Got Heartburn Again IMHO: Is My Hearing Aid On LMDO: Laughing My Dentures out LOL: Living on Lipitor OMSG: Oh My Sorry, Gas ROFL.CGU Rolling on the floor Laughing and Can't get UP SGGP: Sorry Gotta go Poop TTYL; Talk to You Louder WTP: Where's the prunces GGLKI Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
B4H-G2ER: Been 4 hours, going to ER
oh that is funny
GOML - Get Of My Lawn!
BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing, My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROTFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor
Laughing... And Can’t Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
WMT: Where’s My Teeth?
DPT: Death Panel Tomorrow
SMDU: Sneezed my dentures out.
True story!!! last summer I was doing a 50 mile ride on the local bike trail. I was almost back to where I parked my truck. I had to sneeze but there was a couple coming at me and I was so tired that I was afraid to cover my mouth as my arms were really weak. I figured wrongly that I could hold it till they passed. As they got within 10 feet of me I sneezed and my teeth went flying out landed upright and rolled right past them. The looks on their faces was priceless. I pulled over picked up my teeth, brushed the gravel off of them and popped them back in. Then had to take a 5 minute break till I stopped laughing.
WTF - Win the Future.
OK, so it isn’t geezer talk. Sorry...
thanks i tried
I knew a fellow who was superintendent at a sewage disposal plant.
He sneezed his false teeth right into the primary clarifier. (That’s where the crap goes to the bottom, condoms float on top and both get removed.)
He fished them out, brushed them, reinstalled them in his mouth and lived to laugh about it.
Something similar happened to my father when I was a lad. He was cleaning ice off the back steps when he sneezed. His dentures flew out, down the steps, across the ice into a fresh pile of dog poop. He soaked them in hot water for a couple of hours before ptting them back in. I laugh every time I think of it. Thanks for reminding me.
CTD: Circling the Drain
I didn't know what I could do so far away and frankly, don't even recall what I did to try to calm her down but anyway, she later called and said she found them on the floor by her chair.
Thanks for the insults.
What’s next,the handicapped?
LSHWP - laughing so hard wet pants
Better than LSHSP
oh dear that is one i can use. ha ha
CCOM or CCOW
Caution crabby old man or woman
one foot in the grave the other on a banana peel
Have your laughs now. If you are fortunate, you too will be old someday,.
Month and half here from the big 60.
Don’t worry just another day!
“SMDU: Sneezed my dentures out.”
I have developed a morbid fear of this happening to me.
I was horrified when it happened. But the looks on their faces was worth the price of admission. LOL
Plus I now faithfully use my Polygrip Non -Zinc. I had a terrible reaction to the regular with zinc and had quit using it.
LOL - Leaking On Linoleum,
WTF - Waiting To Fart,
DFIK - Depends Full I’m Kroaking
oh that WFT fits me perfectly. Husband said he would never marry anyone who could out fart him again. ha ha
NWAH - Never Waste A Hard-On
NTAF - Never Trust A Fart
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