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Posted on 03/27/2011 5:20:52 PM PDT by mel

ATD At the Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Fell BTW: Bring the Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CMB: Covered by Medicare CUATSC: See you at the Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWIW: Forgot Where I was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement GHA: Got Heartburn Again IMHO: Is My Hearing Aid On LMDO: Laughing My Dentures out LOL: Living on Lipitor OMSG: Oh My Sorry, Gas ROFL.CGU Rolling on the floor Laughing and Can't get UP SGGP: Sorry Gotta go Poop TTYL; Talk to You Louder WTP: Where's the prunces GGLKI Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: acronym; acronyms; code; texting
I will have to remember these. Melissa
1 posted on 03/27/2011 5:20:52 PM PDT by mel
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To: mel

B4H-G2ER: Been 4 hours, going to ER


2 posted on 03/27/2011 5:21:55 PM PDT by Keith in Iowa (FR Class of 1998 | TV News is an oxymoron. | MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
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To: mel
ATD At the Doctor's BFF: Best Friend Fell
BTW: Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CMB: Covered by Medicare
CUATSC: See you at the Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWIW: Forgot Where I was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
IMHO: Is My Hearing Aid
On LMDO: Laughing My Dentures out
LOL: Living on Lipitor
OMSG: Oh My Sorry, Gas
ROFL.CGU Rolling on the floor Laughing and Can't get UP
SGGP: Sorry Gotta go Poop
TTYL; Talk to You Louder
WTP: Where's the prunces
GGLKI Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
3 posted on 03/27/2011 5:24:51 PM PDT by mel (I DONATE to FR monthly...Do You?????)
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To: Keith in Iowa

oh that is funny


4 posted on 03/27/2011 5:25:26 PM PDT by mel (I DONATE to FR monthly...Do You?????)
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To: mel

GOML - Get Of My Lawn!


5 posted on 03/27/2011 5:35:56 PM PDT by TSgt (Colonel Allen West & Michele Bachman - 2012 POTUS Dream Team Ticket!)
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BFF: Best Friend Fainted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing, My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk’s On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROTFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor

Laughing... And Can’t Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where’s The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

WMT: Where’s My Teeth?


6 posted on 03/27/2011 5:44:55 PM PDT by sleddogs
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To: TSgt

DPT: Death Panel Tomorrow


7 posted on 03/27/2011 5:46:02 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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To: mel

Bump


8 posted on 03/27/2011 5:52:13 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: sleddogs

SMDU: Sneezed my dentures out.

True story!!! last summer I was doing a 50 mile ride on the local bike trail. I was almost back to where I parked my truck. I had to sneeze but there was a couple coming at me and I was so tired that I was afraid to cover my mouth as my arms were really weak. I figured wrongly that I could hold it till they passed. As they got within 10 feet of me I sneezed and my teeth went flying out landed upright and rolled right past them. The looks on their faces was priceless. I pulled over picked up my teeth, brushed the gravel off of them and popped them back in. Then had to take a 5 minute break till I stopped laughing.


9 posted on 03/27/2011 5:54:44 PM PDT by sleddogs
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To: sleddogs

WTF - Win the Future.

OK, so it isn’t geezer talk. Sorry...


10 posted on 03/27/2011 5:58:40 PM PDT by meyer (We will not sit down and shut up.)
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To: sleddogs

thanks i tried


11 posted on 03/27/2011 6:00:18 PM PDT by mel (I DONATE to FR monthly...Do You?????)
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To: sleddogs

I knew a fellow who was superintendent at a sewage disposal plant.

He sneezed his false teeth right into the primary clarifier. (That’s where the crap goes to the bottom, condoms float on top and both get removed.)

He fished them out, brushed them, reinstalled them in his mouth and lived to laugh about it.


12 posted on 03/27/2011 6:04:40 PM PDT by Ole Okie
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To: sleddogs

Something similar happened to my father when I was a lad. He was cleaning ice off the back steps when he sneezed. His dentures flew out, down the steps, across the ice into a fresh pile of dog poop. He soaked them in hot water for a couple of hours before ptting them back in. I laugh every time I think of it. Thanks for reminding me.


13 posted on 03/27/2011 6:18:08 PM PDT by mkmensinger
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To: Ole Okie

UGH!


14 posted on 03/27/2011 6:18:37 PM PDT by sleddogs
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To: mel

CTD: Circling the Drain


15 posted on 03/27/2011 6:21:05 PM PDT by miele man
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To: sleddogs
That reminds me of one time I was several hundred miles from home and my mom called me crying hysterically--she had been asleep and woke up and couldn't find her false teeth and she was sure she had swallowed them.

I didn't know what I could do so far away and frankly, don't even recall what I did to try to calm her down but anyway, she later called and said she found them on the floor by her chair.

16 posted on 03/27/2011 6:24:43 PM PDT by Conservativegreatgrandma
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To: mel

Thanks for the insults.

What’s next,the handicapped?


17 posted on 03/27/2011 6:28:28 PM PDT by Mears
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To: mel

LSHWP - laughing so hard wet pants


18 posted on 03/27/2011 6:40:43 PM PDT by savage woman
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To: savage woman

Better than LSHSP


19 posted on 03/27/2011 6:44:18 PM PDT by sleddogs
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To: savage woman

oh dear that is one i can use. ha ha


20 posted on 03/27/2011 6:46:02 PM PDT by mel (I DONATE to FR monthly...Do You?????)
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To: Mears

CCOM or CCOW

Caution crabby old man or woman

LOL


21 posted on 03/27/2011 6:48:50 PM PDT by sleddogs
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; Delacon; ...

Thanks mel.


22 posted on 03/27/2011 6:49:54 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Thanks Cincinna for this link -- http://www.friendsofitamar.org)
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OFITG TOOABP

one foot in the grave the other on a banana peel


23 posted on 03/27/2011 6:50:15 PM PDT by sleddogs
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To: sleddogs

WWMD?

http://www.tcnj.edu/~hofmann/Maxine/maxine.htm


24 posted on 03/27/2011 6:56:08 PM PDT by sleddogs
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To: mel

Have your laughs now. If you are fortunate, you too will be old someday,.


25 posted on 03/27/2011 6:56:45 PM PDT by Oldhunk
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To: Oldhunk

Month and half here from the big 60.


26 posted on 03/27/2011 7:02:27 PM PDT by sleddogs
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Don’t worry just another day!


27 posted on 03/27/2011 7:12:18 PM PDT by Empireoftheatom48 (Tag line under construction, please mind the gap!!)
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To: sleddogs

“SMDU: Sneezed my dentures out.”

I have developed a morbid fear of this happening to me.


28 posted on 03/27/2011 7:47:29 PM PDT by The Antiyuppie ("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")
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To: The Antiyuppie

I was horrified when it happened. But the looks on their faces was worth the price of admission. LOL


29 posted on 03/27/2011 7:57:55 PM PDT by sleddogs
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To: The Antiyuppie

Plus I now faithfully use my Polygrip Non -Zinc. I had a terrible reaction to the regular with zinc and had quit using it.


30 posted on 03/27/2011 8:00:07 PM PDT by sleddogs
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To: mel

LOL - Leaking On Linoleum,

WTF - Waiting To Fart,

DFIK - Depends Full I’m Kroaking


31 posted on 03/27/2011 8:14:45 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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32 posted on 03/27/2011 8:24:45 PM PDT by B4Ranch (Do NOT remain seated until this ride comes to a full and complete stop! We're going the wrong way!)
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To: Revolting cat!

oh that WFT fits me perfectly. Husband said he would never marry anyone who could out fart him again. ha ha


33 posted on 03/28/2011 6:36:35 AM PDT by mel (I DONATE to FR monthly...Do You?????)
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To: mel
NPAB- Never Pass-up A Bathroom

NWAH - Never Waste A Hard-On

NTAF - Never Trust A Fart

34 posted on 03/28/2011 8:38:00 AM PDT by where's_the_Outrage?
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35 posted on 03/28/2011 10:44:04 AM PDT by deks ("...the battle of our time is the battle of liberty against the overreach of the federal government")
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