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DUmmie FUnnies 03-28-11 (Obama's speech? It's bombing in DUmmieland!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 28, 2011 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 03/28/2011 9:46:39 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

President Bush--sorry, President OBAMA has just finished his speech on the kinetic military action in Libya, and the early reviews are coming in. Obama's speech? It's bombing in DUmmieland! Too many are saying they've heard this speech before. Just substitute "Saddam" for "Qaddafi" and "Iraq" for "Libya," and Chimpy McBushitler could have given it.

But of course there are some Obama/Democrat Party loyalists trying to spin this thing so as to placate the DUmmies. Chief among the apologists is, as you would expect, William Rivers Pitt, aka Will the Shill, loyal party hack, who is starting to tiptoe carefully out of the seditiously silent shadows. But Wee Willie shows himself to be HIGH HYPOCRITE PITT! He was so anti-Bush and anti-War on Iraq now DEFENDS Obomber and his War on Libya! We see it here in this Pittiful THREAD, "He's not like Bush."

But, as I say, most DUmmies are not buying what Pitt and Obama are selling. And to get a flavor of that, we'll select from a number of threads, too many to link to.

So let us now see how many DUmmies will violate the No-Hypocrisy Zone and support Barack McSame, in Bushevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, always amused to see the DUmmie DUbble Standard, is in the [Barackets]:

He's not like Bush.

[High Hypocrite Pitt will now try to convince us--and maybe himself--that Obomber is not Bush.]

Every time I read the "Obama is like Bush" comparison here, it makes me wince. . . .

[Every time I read your Pittiful Will-the-Shill act, it makes me laugh.]

and it makes me think people may have forgotten what those eight years were really like.

[Eight years of you attacking Bush for what now you're letting Obomber get away with.]

He's not like Bush.

[OK, you've now said this TWICE, Will, so it must be true! What a compelling argument! I think you must have won over the DUmmies, Pied Piper Pitt! Let's find out . . .]

Obama speaks the English language better than Shrub. We don't have to hear "NOO-KU-LUHR."

[HUGE difference!]

he's worse than bush in a way. He's supposed to know better, he's a LAWYER and still he does this stuff. Its worse because he has taken our votes and then gone out of his way to kick us in the teeth, he and his surrogates. So, its your opinion and its no better than anyone else. You must have a stronger stomach than I do, Mr. Pitt.

[Oh, come on! Mr. Pitt just told you, "He's NOT like Bush"! Twice! And he's William Rivers Pitt!]

it makes me sick

[In the Pitt of my stomach.]

why in the world would anyone think he is like Bush?

[Oh, trading blood for oil, under the pretext of an "international coalition" removing a "brutal dictator," that sort of thing--you know the routine.]

There is a difference in leadership at the top--a cautiousness, a deliberateness. . . .

[Yes, I agree. Bush was MUCH more cautious and deliberate in going after Saddam.]

True. He's a bad president in his own unique way.

[Hee! Hee! Well, not much support there. Let's go to another thread . . .]

It's actually refreshing to see a COMPETANT speech on foreign policy

[It's actually IRANIC.]

Obama just nailed it.

[Obama just chalkboard-fingernailed it.]

So, let's see if I have this straight...The President gets pressure from all sides to do something about Ghaddafi. Then, when he does, in participating in the execution of U.N. Res. 1973, he is then ridiculed, chided, criticized, maligned for having done it to the point that he is being called on the carpet as if a child who has been naughty?

[LEAVE . . . BARACK . . . ALOOOONE!!!]

Psst. He's Black. Plenty of the pasty, fat white men in Washington are still pretty pissed off about that fact. In that they only have limited time in their busy schedules, they don't get the opportunity to attend as many Klan meetings to air their hatred of the black man who is our President.

[When your hand is failing, you can always play the Race Card.]

Gaddafi is kind of wacko after all. Any world leader who dresses like Michael Jackson did in the 80s is in need of some kind of help.

[Let's see . . . so Gaddafi is dressing like a black man trying to dress like a white woman. . . . I'm so confused! . . . Let's try another thread . . .]

"Our interests and values have been challenged in Libya." I understand Col Q is a bad guy. But how has he "challenged our interests and values"?

["Our interest and values" are OIL, Stinky The Clown! OIL! Black, crude OIL! "Our interest and values," my eye! This is Halliburton-speak, buckaroo! Follow the money!]

This is just sad, I can just hear Bush giving the same exact speech.

[No way! Bush's was about Saddam and Iraq!]

Why would I accept it from a Dem president if I am against this type of war mongering in principle?

[Look, this is kinetic-military-action-mongering!]

Do kittehs die?

[OBAMA LIED, KITTEHS DIED!]

blah, blah hypocrisy and lies blah blah.

[Obama's speech, the CliffsNotes version.]

Humanitarian? Dick Cheney's @ss.

[I take it you didn't like the speech.]

Obama's gettin' his war on, and those of us who don't like it should STFU

[MOVE . . . UNDER . . . THAT . . . BUS!]

At least the exit strategy was clearly defined....war is peace

[Oceania has always been at war with Libya.]

no explanation of which US security interests were threatened enough to necessitate intervention

[Security interests?? We don't need no stinkin' security interests!]

Can somebody explain the consistency of our foreign policy, and sum it all up in nutshell? . . . if some foreigner came up to me and asked me, what is the US' foreign policy regarding the use of military force, the only thing I could say is "Well, you're either with us or against us, unless you have weapons of mass destruction, whereupon, you're against, but if not, you're still a dictator, so you're against us, unless you're with us, because you're the devil we know, unless you're about to slaughter your own people, whereupon, you're against us, unless you keep the surrounding region stable and our interests intact,...."

[That's it in a NUtshell! And that's why Obama is not like Bush, of course!]

"Freedom Oil"

[The Bushobama Doctrine. So how come you guys aren't marching on Washington this time?]

I mean, nobody likes Khgaddaffyie or however you spell it. Well, I give up on the whole peace thing, . . . the U.S. is no longer going to stand by and watch injustice and oppression anywhere on the planet, so I'm expecting we'll start bombing a whole lot of other places pretty soon here. Bombing because we also don't want some protracted and costly ground invasion, so we need to enforce regime change from a stand-off position. Why can't we just nuke everyone from space? . . . F*** it, let's roll. Bomb everyone.

[Bomb bad people everywhere! Bomb for peace!]

It looked to me like he didn't even believe his own BS.

[BAD teleprompter!!]

You thought he wasn't a cowboy. he may have just proven you wrong.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; libya; obama; obomba; obomber; pitt; warispeace; williamriverspitt
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To: digital-olive

Hopefully the few that do wake the f* up.


Or at least instill some doubt and make them think a tiny bit but I tend to doubt it. It’s mental for them. No logic. all touchy-feely emotions.


21 posted on 03/28/2011 10:11:55 PM PDT by unkus
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To: Charles Henrickson

Obama speaks the English language better than Shrub. We don’t have to hear “NOO-KU-LUHR.”

The heart of a DUmmie.

We aren’t prejudiced! That dumbass redneck Bush is!


22 posted on 03/28/2011 10:12:47 PM PDT by mylife
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To: I still care; PJ-Comix; franksolich
I can’t believe I’m writing this, but for the very first time I have a modicum of respect for the dummies. Now that their affirmative action candidate is proving to be part of the good ol’ boy network, some of them are actually criticizing him. Good for them. I thought they would be more like CNN. It’s a DEMOCRAT war now, so it’s ok.

It's pretty well divided, but it looks to me so far like the "antis" are out-posting the "pros." And even the pros are pretty tepid or reserved (Pitt) in their support.

23 posted on 03/28/2011 10:16:14 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (War is peace.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
...and it makes me think people may have forgotten what those eight years were really like.

The rest of the world knew America meant what it said. Those who didn't respect us feared us. Unemployment was low and businesses were hiring. Gas prices were low for most of that. Groceries were dirt cheap compared to now. Libs better hope we all forget although I'm not.

24 posted on 03/28/2011 10:17:53 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: Charles Henrickson

Another speech given by Obama.

That’s what I’m opposed to. A dumb war. A rash war. A war based not on reason but on passion, not on principle but on politics.

Now let me be clear;I suffer no illusions about Saddam Hussein. He is a brutal man. A ruthless man. A man who butchers his own people to secure his own power. He has repeatedly defied UN resolutions, thwarted UN inspection teams, developed chemical and biological weapons, and coveted nuclear capacity.

He’s a bad guy. The world, and the Iraqi people, would be better off without him.

But I also know that Saddam poses no imminent and direct threat to the United States, or to his neighbors, that the Iraqi economy is in shambles, that the Iraqi military a fraction of its former strength, and that in concert with the international community he can be contained until, in the way of all petty dictators, he falls away into the dustbin of history.

I know that even a successful war against Iraq will require a US occupation of undetermined length, at undetermined cost, with undetermined consequences. I know that an invasion of Iraq without a clear rationale and without strong international support will only fan the flames of the Middle East, and encourage the worst, rather than best, impulses of the Arab world, and strengthen the recruitment arm of al-Qaeda.

I am not opposed to all wars. I’m opposed to dumb wars.


25 posted on 03/28/2011 10:20:40 PM PDT by Tempest (I put money ahead of people)
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To: unkus

“Or at least instill some doubt and make them think a tiny bit but I tend to doubt it. It’s mental for them. No logic. all touchy-feely emotions.”

I wish you were right, but I doubt these fools can think.


26 posted on 03/28/2011 10:20:44 PM PDT by digital-olive
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To: Charles Henrickson
Do you really go to that place??? Don't you have to shower afterwards? :)
27 posted on 03/28/2011 10:23:07 PM PDT by Outlaw Woman
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult

...and it makes me think people may have forgotten what those eight years were really like.
>>>>>>>>>
The rest of the world knew America meant what it said. Those who didn’t respect us feared us. Unemployment was low and businesses were hiring. Gas prices were low for most of that. Groceries were dirt cheap compared to now. Libs better hope we all forget although I’m not.
...............

They wouldn’t know the truth if it slapped them hourly. Because they’re simply “Useful Idiots”.


28 posted on 03/28/2011 10:24:42 PM PDT by unkus
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To: Outlaw Woman
Do you really go to that place??? Don't you have to shower afterwards? :)

The things I do for you people. . . .

29 posted on 03/28/2011 10:27:44 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (War is peace.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

A few of them have principles that are more important than party?

Is this possible?


30 posted on 03/28/2011 10:30:57 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Here’s your gold star: * Ok, I don’t have a pic of a gold star; you’ll just have to use your imagination.


31 posted on 03/28/2011 10:37:35 PM PDT by Outlaw Woman
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To: Charles Henrickson

32 posted on 03/28/2011 10:37:56 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet ("You cannot invade the US There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass." Yamamoto)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Oh, she is? I was just amazed she actually stayed away for a few days. That’s hard to do with an ego that large.


33 posted on 03/28/2011 11:07:18 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day ("As government expands, liberty contracts." -- Ronald Reagan)
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To: Doomonyou

“There’s a new sheriff in town, names b. oBOMBa!”

Here ya go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp6j5HJ-Cok


34 posted on 03/29/2011 12:02:46 AM PDT by RebelTex (Freedom!! It's not just another word.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
he's worse than bush in a way. He's supposed to know better, he's a LAWYER


Um, Bush is IVY league too....

Check the education and you'll find no release of Zero's application or scores


Remember the ""Bush Didn't serve"" Bullshit?

35 posted on 03/29/2011 12:38:55 AM PDT by MaxMax
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To: allmost

Wookie Wide Load wants that hat in her wardrobe to balance out her wide load.


36 posted on 03/29/2011 1:02:22 AM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: freekitty

And?


37 posted on 03/29/2011 1:05:43 AM PDT by allmost
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To: freekitty

My apologies. Doing a half dozen things right now.


38 posted on 03/29/2011 1:27:02 AM PDT by allmost
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To: Charles Henrickson
A very liberal, gay friend posted on his facebook this morning: Nice TelePrompTer reading & make-up job, Obama! But, "warmonger" still rhymes with "whoremonger," babies.
39 posted on 03/29/2011 4:51:35 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: Charles Henrickson
Obama speaks the English language better than Shrub.
We don't have to hear "NOO-KU-LUHR."

That might be so. But Barry can't speak ..

Austrian!

If Dubya would have ever made that 'Austrian' remark DUmmieland would need 20 new Servers and Chrissy Mathews would wee-wee his pants on TV.

40 posted on 03/29/2011 4:52:24 AM PDT by Condor51 (Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Congressman. But I repeat myself. [Mark Twain])
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