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Wisconsin Election Turnaround ‘Unprecedented’ Says Union
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 9 April 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/09/2011 11:56:57 AM PDT by John Semmens

Wisconsin union officials are calling the post-election correction of an error that converted a 200-vote deficit into a 7,000-vote lead for the conservative candidate, incumbent Justice David Prosser, for the state Supreme Court judgeship “unprecedented.”

“In every other instance in which previously uncounted or miscounted votes have been brought to light it has been to the benefit of the progressive candidate,” claimed Christine Lamitina, spokeswoman for the Service Employees International Union (SEIU) of Wisconsin. “Is this election in Wisconsin going to be the exception that contradicts a well-established history?” Lamitina appealed for President Obama to “step in and right the wrong that’s been done to the working people of this state.”

SEIU Vice President for Politics and Growth, Bruce Colburn vowed “unrelenting efforts to restore victory for Joanne Kloppenburg. We spent millions of dollars and millions of man-hours to get her elected. We won’t take ‘no’ for an answer. We will takeover the streets. We will clog the courts with lawsuits. We will shut this state down if that’s what it takes to get justice for our cause.”

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: craptire; democrats; satire; stupid; unions; votes; wasteoftime
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To: John Semmens

I am certain they were equally shocked when in neighboring Minnesota ballot boxes full of votes for Al Franken were just “found” days after the election.


21 posted on 04/09/2011 12:23:17 PM PDT by The Great RJ (The Bill of Rights: Another bill members of Congress haven't read.)
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To: John Semmens

The only thing unprecedented about it is that it didn’t put a Democrat in office.


22 posted on 04/09/2011 12:25:00 PM PDT by SeeSharp
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To: John Semmens

I bet those spit spraying, union thugs are fit to be tied and gagged. They’ve committed vote fraud so much, they think someone must be doing it to them.


23 posted on 04/09/2011 12:27:11 PM PDT by pallis
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To: John Semmens

Unions have a “right” to win close elections, just as they have to collective bargaining. Everyone knows that.


24 posted on 04/09/2011 12:28:53 PM PDT by Bernard Marx
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To: John Semmens

“We will takeover the streets.”

“We will shut this state down if that’s what it takes to get justice for our cause.”

SEIU is announcing it’s intent to commit organized crimes and victimize innocent people.

This has RICO written all over it.

I hope that the bloody civil war doesn’t start in Wisconsin. I mean, while I like their cheese, it’s too damn cold in Wisconsin.

In the early 70’s I flew into Baraboo for business with Arctic Cat. It was 37* below zero. I could feel my leg hairs breaking as I walked across the tarmac. I couldn’t get out of that state quick enough.


25 posted on 04/09/2011 12:30:18 PM PDT by Gator113 (I'll be voting for Sarah Palin, Liberty, our Constitution and American Exceptionalism.)
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To: meadsjn
Satire doesn't work so well when it is indistinguishable from the daily news.

SEIU: "We stole this election fair and square, just like every one that we've ever won."

wah!...wah! .
We demand our "ill-gotten gains / just victory"....b/c we
followed O'Bahbah plan(s) to the "Tee"
....Save Us O'Lord!
....Save Us!


26 posted on 04/09/2011 12:32:58 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (You do not have to smear (Pharaoh / Imam) Obama w/ lies....the truth does a fine job. :)
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To: John Semmens

Biting!

27 posted on 04/09/2011 12:37:42 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Bernard Marx
Unions have a “right” to win close elections, just as they have to collective bargaining. Everyone knows that.

Those rights are unalienable, endowed by their creator, Satan!

28 posted on 04/09/2011 12:58:21 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: John Semmens
““In every other instance in which previously uncounted or miscounted votes have been brought to light it has been to the benefit of the progressive candidate,”

In other words: “ S*&t! The conservatives have FINALLY learned how to play the game.”

We won because we made them cheat in the blind. They THOUGHT they would only need a few manufactured votes - SORRY SUCKERS!!!

29 posted on 04/09/2011 1:07:37 PM PDT by jmaroneps37 (Conservatism is truth. Liberalism is lies.)
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To: John Semmens

Charlie says it best..."Winning"....it's all that counts. The dems learned this so they go to any length......you got em good with this one. LMAO

30 posted on 04/09/2011 1:12:44 PM PDT by tioga ( Proud Proofer)
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To: John Semmens

Slime-media reporting rule #101:

If the liberal/Democrat wins, after a hundred recounts, by just a single vote then that is a mandate for the liberal to enact anything they choose without question.

However, if the conservative candidate wins by a margin of less than 20%, then that shows “mixed results” and signals that there is unrest and unease in the electorate about anything the conservative candidate might do.


31 posted on 04/09/2011 1:29:59 PM PDT by Newtoidaho (Liberals: drooling buffoons (politicians/media/ bureaucrats) backed by satanic goons (union thugs).)
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To: John Semmens

Good job, as always, John. Thank you for the ping. I needed something to lighten the mood after the budget fiasco.


32 posted on 04/09/2011 1:33:07 PM PDT by fatnotlazy
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To: John Semmens

John, I used to enjoy your clever wit and satire.

But now that you are doing straight reporting, you will probably lose me.

More satire, please!


33 posted on 04/09/2011 1:37:13 PM PDT by Former War Criminal (My senior Senator [who served in Vietnam and Rhode Island] said so.)
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To: John Semmens

Many of the libs seriously tried to make the argument that since the governor was a Republican and the legislature now had a Republican majority, the voters should elect extreme liberal Kloppenberg because she’d be in contrast. I’m certain they’d want a conservative judge if it were a Dem gov and a Dem majority in the legislature. (smirk)


34 posted on 04/09/2011 2:15:42 PM PDT by driftless2 (For long-term happiness, learn how to play the accordion.)
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To: John Semmens

Lesson #1.

Always look for the Semmens label before getting sucked in;)


35 posted on 04/09/2011 2:31:12 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Is it 2012 yet?)
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To: sodpoodle

Lesson #2, quit ratting him out.


36 posted on 04/09/2011 2:32:01 PM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: John Semmens

Heh!


37 posted on 04/09/2011 2:37:52 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Oh, well, any excuse to buy a new gun is good enough for me.)
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To: John Semmens

1. “Mistakenly” report a smaller vote total to the AP.
2. Union thugs think the election is closer than it is. They forge what they think they need to win.
3. Wait 24 hours, when it’s too late for the Rats to forge any more votes.
4. Catch your “mistake”.

Presto! Vote fraud neutralized.


38 posted on 04/09/2011 2:43:59 PM PDT by Windcatcher (Obama is a COMMUNIST and the MSM is his armband-wearing propaganda machine.)
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To: Windcatcher

Just wait until these moonbats do recalls against their Senators. They are going to get whacked.


39 posted on 04/09/2011 2:47:25 PM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: Gator113

“In the early 70’s I flew into Baraboo for business with Arctic Cat. It was 37* below zero. I could feel my leg hairs breaking as I walked across the tarmac. I couldn’t get out of that state quick enough.”

Wisconsin Boyscouts sleep out in that weather. I did.


40 posted on 04/09/2011 3:03:51 PM PDT by texmexis best
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