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Free Republic | 4/30/11 | Alan Levy

Posted on 04/29/2011 11:09:56 PM PDT by Absolutely Nobama

....But if done right, it's funny as hell! Check out some of my masterpieces as I torment the putzes at Moveon.Org!

(No, I wouldn't ike it if it were done on my personal blog, or my blog at Townhall. I'd swear an Oath of Revenge if it were done at Free Republic. However, I've come to the conclusion that liberals aren't human. They're simply $oros-bots programmed to smoke weed, refuse to work, and demand that others pay their way in life.)

Before we get started, an explanation is in order here. I started this rampage about a month ago when I noticed that the dorks at Moveon didn't care that Chairman Obama attacked Libya for no damn reason. So, I decided to do the protesting for them with my tagline "NO BLOOD FOR EU OIL!" that appears at the end of everyone of my posts. It enrages the libs and I hear that's a good thing. Also, I won't correct their spelling or grammatical mistakes. When studying animals, it's best to study them in their natural habitat. Without further ado....

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http://front.moveon.org/what-obamacare-has-done-for-me/

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Lib: The sad thing is, you really believe the delusion that your money is yours.

Every dollar in your pocket is owed to someone for something. You have rent/mortgage payments to make, or property taxes to pay if you own your home outright. Car payments, unless you own your car outright, in which case again property tax, or if you use public transit, which means paying the fee to ride.

You have to buy food, you have to pay for electricity, you have to pay for your internet service... the list goes on. Every penny you make is little more than a marker of a debt shifting, a placeholder waiting to go to it's next owner, who will then have to transfer it to someone else, and so on.

Our money isn't ours. Our money belongs to everyone we owe it to, just like their money belongs to everyone they owe it to, ad infinitum. You can hoard money for years, but eventually it will find it's way to someone, to pay for something. Whether in the end it's pay for your coffin when you die or passed to your children as an inheritance, your money is eternally transient.

Even if you don't EVER spend your money, if it just sits and sits, what do you have? A bunch of paper that isn't worth jack-all unless you give it to someone else.

Money is just another illusion put in place to make us believe we really have any individual power within the free market system.

Me: Why are you libs so long-winded ?

Here's your incoherent rambling broken down to a single quote:

“The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property”----Karl Marx

NO BLOOD FOR EU OIL!

Lib (Missing the point entirely): Nice job throwing out a red herring and complaining about "long-windedness". Did I make your head hurt with too many words?

For the record, I never said get rid of private property. But the notion that somehow your money is yours, when it basically always has to go somewhere one way or another, is preposterous.

[Don'tcha just love it when a lib contradicts herself in the middle of a nonsensical rant ?]

Kind of like you.

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http://front.moveon.org/how-much-more-do-we-spend-on-grenades-than-foreign-aid/

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Lib: What about the thousands of Islamic citizens and legal immigrants that were discriminated against when deported from the USA after 9/11 without any trial? Also, I have heard from the mouths of men and women in the military that when they would detain a Muslim Adversary, they loved nothing more than to make that person shake with fear, through endless beatings, torture, and non stop sleep deprivation. By the way, what about the Christian terrorists that I have heard about? They exist. Look ar the abortion clinic bombers. Also, do you even know how all of these terrorists even got started. When the USSR invaded Afghanistan, our CIA gave those Afghan defenders weapons and cash. Those fighters later went on to split up into the Islamic terrorist groups that we know today. The USA has blood on its hands from many different scenarios. Just look at what happened in Guatemala in 1950. We triggered a genocide by overthrowing their government to get farm land for companies like Tropicana. By the way, the war you fought in was a falsely justified war for oil. If you don't believe me. try looking at a source other than Fox News.

[Note how the lib completely ignores Chairman Obama's Libyan Adventure.]

Me: What American citizens were being torured for being Muslim ?

The only time in recent memory that Americans were rounded up do to ehnicity was during the reign of Franklin Dictator Roosevelt, who just happened to be a Dim.

Was your history teacher fighting for her collective bargaining "rights" instead of teaching ?

NO BLOOD FOR EU OIL!

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http://front.moveon.org/extra-gop-gets-major-wake-up-call-at-town-halls-this-week/

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[This is my greatest work on Moveon to date.]

Me: Can we say $oros funded astro-turfed outrage, class ?

"$O-ROS FUN-DED AST-RO TUR-FED OUT-RAGE, MR. LEVY"

Very good, class. Now remember, I won't be here tommorrow. I'll be bussed into Madison by the AFT so I can carry a sign with a swastika on it while fighting for my collective bargaining "rights". Please be good for the subsitute and remember to turn in your neighbors at the President's special website. Now, who wants to lead the class while singing the Obama song ? No, Adolf, you already had a turn. Okay, Illich! Position of attention, everybody!

"MMMM....MMMM... MMMM!..BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA! HE SAID THAT ALL MUST LEND A HAND TO MAKE THIS WORLD FAIR AGAIN! MMMM....MMMM....MMMM! BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!"

Sheeple.

NO BLOOD FOR EU OIL!

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You too, can join in the fun if you have a Twitter, Google, or Facebook account. Moveon.Dork uses a comment posting system known as Disqus, and it's my understanding that their administrators can't ban you unless you're banned by Twitter, Google, or Facebook. In other words, it's open season on the libs at Moveon.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Hobbies; Humor
KEYWORDS: fun; liberals; moveonorg; silly

1 posted on 04/29/2011 11:10:01 PM PDT by Absolutely Nobama
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To: shibumi; MestaMachine

Ping!

This was so much fun it should have been illegal!

:)


2 posted on 04/29/2011 11:12:18 PM PDT by Absolutely Nobama (NPR= Nazi Propaganda Radio)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

Could you ask the lib, since their transient money isn’t really theirs....can I have it?


3 posted on 04/29/2011 11:12:57 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep....the clowns will eat me.)
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To: Salamander

It’s a lib. It has no money other than the money it has the Big Mommy Regime steal from us. Basically, you would be getting your own money back, I’m afraid.


4 posted on 04/29/2011 11:16:37 PM PDT by Absolutely Nobama (NPR= Nazi Propaganda Radio)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

MONEY FOR FOOD AND NOT FOR WAR! US OUT OF EL SALVADOR!


5 posted on 04/29/2011 11:17:44 PM PDT by campaignPete R-CT (Palin '12 begins in '11. In western New Hampshire pour moi.)
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To: campaignPete R-CT

Yeah!


6 posted on 04/29/2011 11:19:16 PM PDT by Absolutely Nobama (NPR= Nazi Propaganda Radio)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

It’s fun it is. I haven’t been harassing moveon, but I’ve got an indignant lefty on the hook on a Discus forum concerning the birth cert.

I posted a response “yep, it proves he’s a citizen, but not a natural born citizen. The framers made a distinction between the two.”

So the indignant one wants me to show her where in the US Code or the Constitution NBC is defined. Unfortunately the Library of Congress website is down for maintenance this weekend. It’ll just have to wait. :(


7 posted on 04/29/2011 11:24:09 PM PDT by abigailsmybaby ("To understan' the livin', you gotta commune wit' da dead." Minerva)
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To: abigailsmybaby

I was thinking....what if we got every FReeper to troll them at once...asking Moveon why they’re staying silent about Libya....get Breitbart involved....I think it could shut down Moveon once and for all...


8 posted on 04/29/2011 11:30:50 PM PDT by Absolutely Nobama (NPR= Nazi Propaganda Radio)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

Even if it didn’t it’d be fun anyway and maybe shut ‘em down and make them cry for a few days.


9 posted on 04/29/2011 11:32:24 PM PDT by abigailsmybaby ("To understan' the livin', you gotta commune wit' da dead." Minerva)
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To: abigailsmybaby

Indeed it would.


10 posted on 04/29/2011 11:34:27 PM PDT by Absolutely Nobama (NPR= Nazi Propaganda Radio)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

PING!


11 posted on 04/29/2011 11:39:16 PM PDT by cruise_missile (Palin: More woman than Michelle. More man than Barack.)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

^5


12 posted on 04/29/2011 11:40:00 PM PDT by onyx (If you truly support Sarah Palin and want to be on her busy ping list, let me know!)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

If you’re hoping to get an imprimatur for disruptive trolling elsewhere you won’t get one from this freeper.


13 posted on 04/29/2011 11:42:46 PM PDT by newzjunkey
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To: Absolutely Nobama

Well...I’m okay with that.
Money’s money and it would be a joyous reunion...:)


14 posted on 04/29/2011 11:45:46 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep....the clowns will eat me.)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

This is the sort of thing you do and then keep your big mouth SHUT!

All you are going to do is get a bunch of losers coming to FR to even the score....NOT SMART :-(

Liberals are all misguided but they are not all stupid.

You should have the admin moderator pull this thread.


15 posted on 04/29/2011 11:53:55 PM PDT by Bobalu ( "Israel must be like a mad dog, too dangerous to bother." ..Moshe Dayan:)
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To: onyx

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it!


16 posted on 04/29/2011 11:56:42 PM PDT by Absolutely Nobama (NPR= Nazi Propaganda Radio)
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To: newzjunkey

Relax. It’s all in good fun.


17 posted on 04/29/2011 11:58:32 PM PDT by Absolutely Nobama (NPR= Nazi Propaganda Radio)
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To: Bobalu

Relax. It’s been a month.

The difference between Moveon and FR is the fact that FR has moderators and Moveon does not. Trolls get zot on sight here.

Why should we constantly be victims ? Why can’t we take our fight to the libs once in a while ? If a troll comes here, fine! We defeat it with our logic and the truth, which at last check are very powerful weapons.

By the way, I never mentioned FR in any of my posts in the Loony Bin.


18 posted on 04/30/2011 12:04:53 AM PDT by Absolutely Nobama (NPR= Nazi Propaganda Radio)
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To: Salamander

Good point.


19 posted on 04/30/2011 12:07:34 AM PDT by Absolutely Nobama (NPR= Nazi Propaganda Radio)
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To: Absolutely Nobama
Why can’t we take our fight to the libs once in a while ?

Check out the Trump threads. You got folks here saying what a schmuck he is. A charlatan, a Democrat, blah, blah, blah. Ok. So then turn him off or DON'T VOTE FOR HIM IN THE PRIMARY. In the meantime he's a thorn in the Democrat side. For gosh sakes sit back and enjoy it for a little while.

20 posted on 04/30/2011 12:38:52 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (The last Democrat worth a damn was Stalin. He purged his whole Party.)
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To: VeniVidiVici

So true! I love Donald’s schtick and applaud him but have no intention of voting for him unless he wins the nomination, which he won’t.

This is thoroughly entertaining.


21 posted on 04/30/2011 12:44:01 AM PDT by JerseyDvl (Sometimes the road less traveled.... is less traveled for a reason.)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

All his points about money are as a negative but you can use money to make money and that is the American Dream.


22 posted on 04/30/2011 2:49:51 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (How is allowing an Army Doctor be prosecuted and sent to prison "good for the country"?)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

This is my first actual post since my surgery and I am still in a bit of a drug induced mini-coma, but I couldn’t argue with a lib for longer than about two seconds for several reasons.
1. Most of them have negative # IQs and do not undelstand basic engrish.
2. They need to borrow a brain cell to have two just to form a half of a coherent thought.
3. Firing on sitting ducks at point blank range might result in a lot of dead quacks, but they are too stupid to admit they are dead. They take a frakking and keep on quacking.
4. Any word longer than one syllable confuses them.
5. You can’t speak in terms that are black and white or they call you a racist.
6. If they have enough neurons to fire a synapse, their heads explode. It can get very messy.
At least another dozen or so reasons like that.
And finally, they don’t remember and will do the same thing all over again five minutes later as if it was all brand new.
I am not into self-flagellation. It’s too much punishment for a sane mind to bear...not that I am all that sane, but ....just sayin’.


23 posted on 04/30/2011 4:13:16 AM PDT by MestaMachine (If you want to pillage,plunder,destroy, blaspheme,or defile, become a muslim, or name yourself obama)
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To: Absolutely Nobama
.........was your history teacher fighting for her collective bargaining "rights" instead of teaching...' ? bwahha great work A NOB MAN....i cant rem. the last bully i met who was defeated by a trembling limp wristed rhino...

RU YOU LISTENING freepers who don't like our troll hero here?..
24 posted on 04/30/2011 4:19:23 AM PDT by flat
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To: Absolutely Nobama
But the notion that somehow your money is yours, when it basically always has to go somewhere one way or another, is preposterous.

The lib doesn't recognize that you received that money as a representation of the value of your personal efforts and services, making in yours to distribute as you see fit.

The lib doesn't recognize that you CHOOSE to whom you go into debt, making it theirs ONLY when you choose to let it go.

Libs are stupid.

25 posted on 04/30/2011 4:40:57 AM PDT by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: paulycy
The lib doesn't recognize that you received that money as a representation of the value of your personal efforts and services, making in yours to distribute as you see fit.

The Lib doesn't recognize the connection between Abortion and the immorality they want to pursue. It doesn't cross there mind that it's a problem to undermine the American family and Holy Matrimony, nor that they are hopelessly wed to a self destructive path.

26 posted on 04/30/2011 6:10:31 AM PDT by sr4402
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To: Absolutely Nobama

It seems that besides actually owning no money but simply instead holding it temporarily for the collective, the left-wing also have no individual intelligent thoughts at all but just instead wait to recieve their left-wing propaganda talking points in the mail along with their government welfare check.


27 posted on 04/30/2011 6:10:47 AM PDT by TheBigIf
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To: sr4402

Libs are profoundly messed up.


28 posted on 04/30/2011 6:13:20 AM PDT by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: newzjunkey; Absolutely Nobama

“If you’re hoping to get an imprimatur for disruptive trolling...”

See. If you said that on a lib board they would accuse you of religious intolerance. (If they could get past the imp part.) If they couldn’t, they would think you were calling them midgets and dissing little people.
But since you posted it here, I don’t think Alan was asking for your approval, especially since he has already been doing it and is now enjoying it too much to stop.
LOL


29 posted on 04/30/2011 7:43:51 AM PDT by MestaMachine (If you want to pillage,plunder,destroy, blaspheme,or defile, become a muslim, or name yourself obama)
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To: MestaMachine

I just can’t help myself...I’m sick....I need help....

:)


30 posted on 04/30/2011 11:49:54 AM PDT by Absolutely Nobama (NPR= Nazi Propaganda Radio)
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To: VeniVidiVici

Trump doesn’t have my support for President, but I do enjoy watching him make the Kenyan and his sycophants squirm.


31 posted on 04/30/2011 11:52:22 AM PDT by Absolutely Nobama (NPR= Nazi Propaganda Radio)
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To: Berlin_Freeper

True.


32 posted on 04/30/2011 11:55:08 AM PDT by Absolutely Nobama (NPR= Nazi Propaganda Radio)
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To: MestaMachine

All true, but making a lib weep is soooooo much fun....


33 posted on 04/30/2011 12:00:54 PM PDT by Absolutely Nobama (NPR= Nazi Propaganda Radio)
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To: flat

I operate under this theory:

A Movement that does not move cannot call itself a Movement.


34 posted on 04/30/2011 12:04:54 PM PDT by Absolutely Nobama (NPR= Nazi Propaganda Radio)
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To: flat

I operate under this theory:

A Movement that does not move cannot call itself a Movement.


35 posted on 04/30/2011 12:05:01 PM PDT by Absolutely Nobama (NPR= Nazi Propaganda Radio)
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To: Absolutely Nobama

You won’t get an Imprimatur from me but nihil obstat says I.


36 posted on 04/30/2011 12:09:18 PM PDT by Stentor ( "All cults of personality begin as high drama and end as low comedy.")
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To: paulycy

Yes, they’re stupid and so much fun to humiliate....

I never knew I had such a mean streak in me! I should be ashamed of torturing these simpletons....BUT I’M NOT....


37 posted on 04/30/2011 12:09:37 PM PDT by Absolutely Nobama (NPR= Nazi Propaganda Radio)
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To: Stentor

Like I said earlier:

A Movement that does not move cannot call itself a Movement.

Is what I’m doing in poor taste ? Sure. Is it a particularly nice thing to do ? No. However, for the last 80 years, the Progressiveviks have said what they please and have done what they please. I am simply playing the game that they wrote the rules for.


38 posted on 04/30/2011 12:16:49 PM PDT by Absolutely Nobama (NPR= Nazi Propaganda Radio)
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