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Birth Certificate “the Last Document” the President Will Be Sharing with the Public
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 30 April 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/30/2011 1:32:36 PM PDT by John Semmens

Senior White House adviser Valerie Jarrett said that President Obama’s recently unveiled birth certificate “is the last document he will be sharing with the public. It’s bad enough that the ruler of the free world has been mercilessly harassed and humiliated into revealing the most private details of his birth. Demands that he open up other records relating to his academic career will not be honored.”

Claiming victory from his efforts to induce President Obama to disclose his birth certificate, real estate tycoon and potential GOP presidential candidate, Donald Trump has turned his attention to Obama’s college records. “I’ve heard that he was a bad student,” Trump contended. “How does a bad student get into Ivy League schools likeColumbiaand Harvard? Who sponsored him?”

Jarret called Trump’s accusations “nonsense. It is widely acknowledged that Barack Obama is the most brilliant person to have served as a US President. What other world leader has received a Nobel Prize so quickly upon taking office? This alone evidences the esteem in which his intelligence is held around the world. The notion that any college transcripts could plausibly contradict this lofty assessment is ludicrous.”

“Besides, voters don’t care about such ancient history,” Jarret insisted. “If they had wanted to see these college records they would’ve demanded them before they elected him President. That ‘window of opportunity’ is now closed. Voters should be evaluating him on his performance as President. Surely that’s got to be a more relevant consideration at this point in time.”

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: brilliance; craptire; documents; obama; satire; stupid; wasteoftime

1 posted on 04/30/2011 1:32:44 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“Voters should be evaluating him on his performance as President. Surely that’s got to be a more relevant consideration at this point in time.”

Hopefully they will.
Way too close to being true. Good one.


2 posted on 04/30/2011 1:36:59 PM PDT by Mark (Don't argue with my posts. I typed while under sniper fire..)
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To: Mark

So...if Val can show us the documents, we’ll believe her. But then again, they’ll probably get their PHOTOSHOP techies to do another snow job.


3 posted on 04/30/2011 1:38:30 PM PDT by rovenstinez
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To: John Semmens

Well done.


4 posted on 04/30/2011 1:38:37 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: John Semmens

It was the FIRST document he was willing to “share.” The first and last! No reason not to share unless there is something to hide, is there, Barry?


5 posted on 04/30/2011 1:38:38 PM PDT by Swede Girl
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To: John Semmens

The general public is just too good to accept phony documents.


6 posted on 04/30/2011 1:39:49 PM PDT by mountainlion (America land of the free because of the Brave.)
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To: John Semmens
Voters should be evaluating him on his performance as President. Surely that’s got to be a more relevant consideration at this point in time.”
That ought to reel 'em in if they aren't astute.
7 posted on 04/30/2011 1:40:38 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: John Semmens

It is widely acknowledged that Barack Obama is the most brilliant person to have served as a US President. What other world leader has received a Nobel Prize so quickly upon taking office? This alone evidences the esteem in which his intelligence is held around the world.

WOW. Just WOW.

breath taking...


8 posted on 04/30/2011 1:41:11 PM PDT by Paisan
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To: John Semmens

interpretation:

his grades are really really bad. the rest of his records also show lie upon lie....he is being humiliated by being caught in his lies, no more!


9 posted on 04/30/2011 1:43:41 PM PDT by rolling_stone ( *this makes Watergate look like a kiddie pool*)
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To: John Semmens

“RULER” of the free world?


10 posted on 04/30/2011 1:49:39 PM PDT by Zauber
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To: John Semmens

“It is widely acknowledged that Barack Obama is the most brilliant person to have served as a US President. What other world leader has received a Nobel Prize so quickly upon taking office?”

LOLOLOLOL!

What total BS! O’Bummer is an ignorant POS...

And who the hell is Valerie Jarrett? (Answer below)...

Jarrett got her start in Chicago politics in 1987 working for Mayor Harold Washington[5] as Deputy Corporation Counsel for Finance and Development.[6]

Jarrett continued to work in the mayor’s office in the 1990s. She was Deputy Chief of Staff for Mayor Richard Daley, during which time (1991) she hired Michelle Robinson, then engaged to Barack Obama, away from a private law firm.


11 posted on 04/30/2011 1:52:34 PM PDT by GGpaX4DumpedTea (I am a tea party descendant - steeped in the Constitutional legacy handed down by the Founders)
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To: Zauber
I caught that too. What are we now, subjects?
12 posted on 04/30/2011 1:53:50 PM PDT by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal The 16th Amendment!)
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To: John Semmens
[ is the last document he will be sharing with the public. ]

Barry did not share any document with anybody.. The electronic facsimile of an alleged document is not sharing the "real thing".. like all other presidential candidates DID!...

Any that believe Barry provided ANY real documents to anybody is dreaming.. He didn't..
Photoshopped documents ARE NOT THE REAL THING..

13 posted on 04/30/2011 1:54:10 PM PDT by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole...)
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To: John Semmens

Valerie Jarrett knows there will be much more revealed before Obama is out of office - and he will be out of office. We have not been told the truth yet.


14 posted on 04/30/2011 2:08:26 PM PDT by Rapscallion (Obama is a fraud. The founders gave us the tool of impeachment for a reason.)
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To: rovenstinez
...they’ll probably get their PHOTOSHOP techies to do another snow job.

Sadly, there are FReepers who believe it's okay that the President of the United States committed fraud in releasing that phony, doctored, fraudulent, deceptive POS; and that he should not be accountable for his actions.

The Rule of Law and our Constitution are becoming meaningless.

15 posted on 04/30/2011 2:12:43 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn't common anymore.)
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To: mountainlion
The general public is just too good to accept phony documents.

Yup, and not a peep from the GOP. If any Republican pulled this stunt, there would be howling, screaming, violent protests and demands for legal action.

16 posted on 04/30/2011 2:15:25 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn't common anymore.)
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To: John Semmens

” ... ruler of the free world ... “

That sums it up perfectly!


17 posted on 04/30/2011 2:16:56 PM PDT by J Edgar
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To: hosepipe
The electronic phony, fraudelent, doctored facsimile of an alleged document is not sharing the "real thing".
18 posted on 04/30/2011 2:17:30 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Common sense isn't common anymore.)
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To: Rapscallion
Valerie Jarrett knows there will be much more revealed before Obama is out of office - and he will be out of office.

Like Hugo Chavez, I fear Mr. Obama has no intention of ever leaving.

19 posted on 04/30/2011 2:18:25 PM PDT by Hardraade (I want gigaton warheads now!!)
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To: John Semmens

“Ruler” of the free world! FUBO

This extremely intelligent president and his extremely intelligent Valerie don’t seem to realize how diametrically opposed “ruler” is from “free”.


20 posted on 04/30/2011 2:32:49 PM PDT by Helen
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F%$k you, Valerie. It’s a Constitutional requirement that a person seeking the office of President of the United States be a Natural Born Citizen....and be WILLING to prove/provide such evidence, if necessary.


21 posted on 04/30/2011 2:52:11 PM PDT by Victor (If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert." -David Ben-Gurion, the first Prime Minister)
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To: Mark

As long as voters know of his nefarious connections. That is a lot better than when he ran in 2008. They glossed over a lot about Obama to vote him in.


22 posted on 04/30/2011 3:25:05 PM PDT by Mozilla
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To: Cobra64

GOP = Vichy gov.


23 posted on 04/30/2011 3:31:06 PM PDT by little jeremiah (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. CSLewis)
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To: John Semmens

You forgot the VOMIT till you croak alert!


24 posted on 04/30/2011 3:43:08 PM PDT by Errant
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To: Helen

Question for Valerie: Hey Val, if we live in the free world, why do we need a ruler?


25 posted on 04/30/2011 4:03:33 PM PDT by Clioman
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To: John Semmens

She is in a snit. She protests too much. The last document he will share with the public.......I think not. When he tries to sell his fictitious autobiography (#3) for $10 million.....will he share that document? Her description of the “smartest president...” seems self serving and as yet, unsubstantiated. He is, in behavior to date, seemingly clueless about his own document factory, human behavior, someone who jumps to conclusions (Cambridge, Mass. event). He is apparently an illprepared, racist, congenital liar, if we were to go by his past performance. But his dominent quality is HUBRIS.


26 posted on 04/30/2011 4:16:57 PM PDT by Texas Songwriter ( ma)
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To: John Semmens
It’s bad enough that the ruler of the free world has been mercilessly harassed and humiliated into revealing the most private details of his birth.”

She might as well have actually said this, it defines the attitude perfectly. Liberals actually believe that Obama had no obligation to provide the public with the best available documentation of his birth. For an affirmative-action president, second rate is always good enough.

27 posted on 04/30/2011 5:39:00 PM PDT by TChad
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Dang....read the rss feed an saw the term “ruler” of the free world an bp went up.....lol.

Awesome as usual.


28 posted on 04/30/2011 6:21:12 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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