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On The Heels of bin Laden's Death, Lord Vader Makes a Historic Announcment
The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-11-2011 | Jared H. McAndersen

Posted on 05/11/2011 8:34:35 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon

CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday.

Read the rest at The Galactic Empire Times

I don't know who created this page, but it's simultaneously awesome and offensive. The United States is like the Galactic Empire, HA! The United States isn't that awesome.

Unless it's the real reason we are trillions in debt, we don't actually have the force. Though I will concede somebody learned the Jedi mind trick back in November '08.

Nobody has any lightsabers, unless you count these...


I mean, really, they look like soft serve ice cream...and who's afraid of frozen treats?

Al Gore, and his global warming minions are the only real American Stormtroopers. Even though they're a bunch of weiners, they're not clones, but if we wanted to get super technical then their intellect is pretty artificial.

Also, it was SO hilarious when the Vader mantle was hung around Cheney's neck, but hanging a guy like Vader around the neck of a black president is super racist. To say nothing of the hanging reference.

I fixed the picture so people don't focus on how racist it is to equate the blackness of Darth Vader to a president like Obama.



TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: darthvader; obiwankenobi; osamabinladen; satire

1 posted on 05/11/2011 8:34:45 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

I want to see the REAL death photos! And where’s the long-form air lock report?


2 posted on 05/11/2011 8:39:44 PM PDT by arderkrag (Georgia is God's Country.----------In the same way Rush is balance, I am consensus.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Your article is dated wrong. This happened a long, long time ago.


3 posted on 05/11/2011 8:40:42 PM PDT by MontaniSemperLiberi (Moutaineers are Always Free)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Where’s the body?


4 posted on 05/11/2011 8:41:52 PM PDT by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: PzLdr

In the deep blue sea ... being dumped (as waste) even deeper by various and assorted sea creatures.


5 posted on 05/11/2011 8:49:09 PM PDT by doc1019 (Palin/Bachmann, unbeatable.)
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To: MontaniSemperLiberi

LOL! Touche! :-)


6 posted on 05/11/2011 8:52:24 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

I friggin’ LOVE the Death Star seal on the podium.


7 posted on 05/11/2011 8:58:47 PM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: The Looking Spoon

OMG, so funny! I’m afraid the crazy liberals in my family wouldn’t think so....that makes it even funnier!! One member was saying yesterday how she didn’t care how Bin Laden was killed, she was just glad he was gone....if it were Bush it would have been unconscionable. Sigh!


8 posted on 05/11/2011 9:02:47 PM PDT by TMD (Behind enemy lines.....)
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To: SIDENET

To paraphrase W.C Fields, “All things considered, I’d rather be ruled by the Sith”.


9 posted on 05/11/2011 9:03:14 PM PDT by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: PzLdr
Considering all things. We are ruled by the Sith.
10 posted on 05/11/2011 9:07:14 PM PDT by Shadowstrike (Be polite, Be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet.)
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To: Shadowstrike

Nah. The Sith believe in small government. Two guys ruling the galaxy. And while he may have gone for governors, I don’t see Palpatine putting up with ‘czars’.


11 posted on 05/11/2011 9:09:59 PM PDT by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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