Posted on 05/14/2011 11:00:49 AM PDT by John Semmens
Omar bin Laden, one of the late terrorist leader’s offspring called the U.S. operation that led to the slaying of his father “criminal” and promised to file suit against the United States at the World Court.
“My father was a lonely old man,” Omar said. “Relentlessly hounded, he was forced to live in seclusion. His only comforts were planning future attacks on the enemies of Islam and his extensive library of pornography, which he was in the midst of enjoying when American assassins burst in and shot him.”
It is Omar’s contention that “my father was denied due process. Granted, he did claim credit for attacks that killed thousands, but where’s the supporting forensic evidence? And what about a ‘justifiable homicide’ or an ‘insanity plea?’ Despite being unarmed he wasn’t given a chance to surrender peaceably. How is this justice?”
Omar said he will be asking the Court “to award damages of $600 billion to $700 billion per year for as long as the United States Government continues to make war on Islam. This way we can level the playing field and prevent mere financial advantage from determining the outcome in this battle of ideologies.”
The United Statescurrently spends about $600 billion to $700 billion per year on national defense. Though Omar has requested its assistance, there is no word yet in whether the ACLU will join his suit.
Ironically, Iran may come to America’s defense if such a lawsuit is launched. Iranian Intelligence Minister Heydar Moslehi claims to have proof that “bin Laden died some time ago of a disease. Even if US troops did invade Pakistan and shoot someone, there is no proof that it was bin Laden. No reliable authority has verified that it was. In fact, the body was hastily disposed of preventing such verification. The contention that American forces killed bin Laden must be seen as pure propaganda.”
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I think a taped confession, given voluntarily, is forensic enough.
If he had not claimed credit, he wouldn’t have been hounded relentlessly.
Satire, sir. Satire.
Omar is an “innocent” orphan now that his “innocent father” has been murdered by Barry Soetoro and his sidekick, Rimshot Joe Biden. He will probably win any lawsuit filed in the wacky world we live in today! LOL!!!
Eric The Red and his Just-Us department will join the suit, no doubt.
Satire that hits a little too close to reality.
Famous satirists through the centuries include the Roman poet, Horace, also Alexander Pope ("The Rape of the Lock"), Daniel Defoe who wrote "Robinson Crusoe" and Joseph Heller ("Catch 22")
Leni
He should also sue for not giving his co-Mom time to clean up the house before busting in like that and taking those embarrassing picture.
And for wrongful confiscation of the old mans p0rn collection.
Can I be on hte juty? Please. PLEEEZE!
I don’t even care if it a satire jury. I’ll voter for a satirical form of execution.
Got hawgs?
;-)
real news / satire ; no difference anymore
Sure, where are you? I’ll send someone to come and pick you up.
Anyone who lost a loved one on 911 should counter-sue this trouble-making brat.
ping
Half satire and half non-satire?
Interesting genre.
LOL it’s already getting people. Nice one John
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