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DUmmie FUnnies 06-06-11 (A. Weiner Splatters Egg on DUmmie and KOmmie Faces)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 6, 2011 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/06/2011 5:06:05 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Freudenschade, baby!

I saw this coming from the very moment when we first learned about the Weiner scandal a little over a week ago. Back then the DUmmies were puffing their chests in defense of the Weiner as you can HERE and HERE. Meanwhile the KOmmies were spinning elaborate conspiracy theories involving charts about how Weiner was framed by Brietbart as you can see HERE. Well, today Weiner left the DUmmies and KOmmies with egg on their faces while eating large portions of crow. Most painful to them was that he APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. That HAD to hurt! First we watch the DUmmies wiping egg off their faces in this THREAD, "NY Rep. Weiner admits he sent lewd pix; won't quit," and then the KOmmies eating crow in this THREAD, "Weiner accepts responsibility for sending Tweet; Apologizes, won't resign." So let us now watch the DUmmies and KOmmies suddenly go limp under the weight of the Weiner confession in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Weiner is feeling such shame that he will resign in 24 business hours, is in the [brackets]:

NY Rep. Weiner admits he sent lewd pix; won't quit

[He won't quit sending lewd pix?]

NEW YORK – After days of denials, a choked-up New York Democratic Rep. Anthony Weiner confessed Monday that he tweeted a bulging-underpants photo of himself to a young woman and admitted to "inappropriate" exchanges with six women before and after getting married. He apologized for lying but said he would not resign.

[Bulging Underpants Photo. That could be either a new tag line or the name of a band.]

A conservative website that last week started a furor over a lewd photo sent from Weiner's Twitter account posted new photos Monday purportedly from a second woman who said she received shirtless shots of the congressman. At a news conference Monday, Weiner called the initial underpants photo a joke and a "hugely regrettable mistake."

[So he called his Weiner a joke?]

* said the new photo was in a cache of intimate online photographs, chats and email exchanges the woman claimed to have. The website did not identify the woman, and it could not immediately be determined if the photo was authentic.

[Let us have the KOmmies do another highly detailed microanalysis of the Wiener bulge pic which supposedly "proved" that he was framed.]

Another photo showed Weiner on a couch with two cats nearby. The website said Weiner sent the photo using the anthonyweiner(at)aol.com account with the subject line "Me and the pussys."

[Before we go further, just a reminder to everybody out their that Weiner is the author of ObamaCare. A deranged mind gave birth to a deranged bill. And now on to the deranged DUmmies...]

good. I'm sick of sex being a dealbreaker. People have sex lives. Public people sometimes have their sex lives splattered all over the media.

[The new DUmmie defense: "Hey, EVERYBODY is perverted so live and let live. No big deal!]

I'm standing by Anthony. FEW Dems I've even known of have celled 'em like they see 'em. I just hope this doesn't quell his fervor as a congressman.

[More than likely, the Weiner has permanently shriveled.]

so he DID sent the pic..admitting it right now live on CNN.... really dissapointing.. this is going to be hard to overcome...

[GASP! You mean he WASN'T framed by Breitbart?]

Hard to overcome for other politicians. He has come clean. Let's see other politicians do that.

[He came clean ONLY after he got caught and the evidence against him became overwhelming. He was still lying a week ago when that other evidence hadn't yet showed up.]

I believe in individual privacy, but the lying is the deal breaker for me. He should have either made no comment, or just commented that the matter was one of a private nature with no further comment.

[Sniff! An innocent little DUmmie is no longer a political virgin. The Weiner broke his deal.]

I'm trying to think what would have been the right way to answer the reporters' questions. "Yes, yes, that was my penis. Now let's talk about the debt ceiling." It just wouldn't fly.

[How about, "Yes, yes, that was my talleywhacker?"]

Don't care about his sex life, but do care about the lying afterward.

[A lie that almost every DUmmie eagerly bit into, hook, line, and sinker.]

some jackass yelled out at the end of the press conference "were you fully erect!!?"

[Does anybody know the whereabouts of Stuttering John?]

That person was probably from the Howard Stern show. He used to send stuttering John to do that at all the big press conferences

[Or maybe it was a real reporter investigating erection fraud.]

What a dumbass! Wiener is an idiot. Why oh why do these pols think that the web is anonymous?

[Was he really any DUmber than the DUmmies who completely bought into his story?]

What a dick.

[What a weiner.]

It is utterly incomprehensible that anyone let alone a pol would do this. I am absolutely stunned by the stupidity. Did he not see what happened to Spitzer? I am stupified.

[I am DUmmie, Hear me Snore.]

Oh, and I'm glad he's not resigning............the repukes almost never resign.

[Yeah, Rep. Lee and Sen. Ensign never resigned? Right?]

There goes a good deal of his credibility, at least for the near future. What the hell? He had a good thing going and f*cked it up badly with all of this.

[Weiner has lost his credibility for the next 24 business hours.]

I never would have expected Weiner to be anywhere near the low road. Live and learn. This is a class one disaster. Even discovering Nancy Pelosi performing at a burlesque house would have seemed more wholesum. Later, Chill.

[And I get the chills just thinking of the botoxed Nancy Pelosi performing a lap dance on A. Weiner.]

F*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck..... Anthony, Anthony, Anthong. Why??????

[Why haven't you sent Anthony An thong pic yet?]

At keast his wife had the sense to not show up at the news conference. She should run, not walk, to a divorce lawyer.

[Say hello to my friend, Al E. Mony.]

I thought he did it all along. His denials were so strained, his reactions showed no confidence in the lies he was saying. The coverup was worse than the offense.

[That puts you at odds with 99% of the Freudenschade DUmmies.]

My wife would have liked to be here but she was busy packing my shit....

[LOL! And now on to the KOmmies...]

Weiner accepts responsibility for sending Tweet; Apologizes, won't resign

[Translation: I accept responsibility for what I did but I refuse to suffer the consequences.]

At a press conerence just now, Anthony Weiner has accepted responsibility for sending the infamous tweet that has dominated news for the past week. He's also apologized for having misled his supporters and the media by claiming his account had been hacked. Weiner says he's had online relationships with a half-dozen or so women over the years, but that he hasn't met them in person. Weiner says he won't resign over his personal mistakes, embarrassing though they may be.

[He also APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. That really has to hurt the DUmmies and KOmmies. A. Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart.]

Update: The f*cking media wants Weiner to apologize to Andrew Breitbart, which Weiner delivers. And the f*cking media wants to know where his wife is. What assholes.

[Oh, the PAIN of that APOLOGY to Andrew Breitbart. Oh, my head! MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

Update: To be clear, his apology to Andrew Breitbart was part of a general apology to everyone in the media who he misled. Now the media wants to know whether he had what he would call "phone sex." At this point, given that what Weiner did was a personal failure, these questions seem way over the line.

[Don't try to mitigate it. The APOLOGY was to Andrew Breitbart. MY POOR ACHING HEAD! AHHHHHHH!!!!]

The facts up to now still lead to a setup. Someone close to Weiner betrayed him and passed that shit to Brietbart's little helpers in Big Media. I said that in the very beginning. If I was him, I'd start looking really hard at the people closest to me, and I would start in my own backyard.

[The Power of Positive Paranoia.]

If he had an ounce of integrity he would do the decent thing and resign.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Well he has pounds of balls and serves his constituents admirably.

[Weiner pounds his balls?]

You could have put this to bed without dragging it out for a week. What the hell is wrong with you? Please, don't come round here for a long, long while.

[Huma tweeting from the unused marital bed.]

Who was that GOP congressman who was forced to resign over shirtless pics? I'm sorry if I'm in the minority here, but this is major. He F-ed up and our side is going to pay for it.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

yeah, I hate giving them this shit to harp on and giving Breitbart credibility is the worst part of the whole thing.

[That and the fact that Weiner APOLOGIZED to Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

And Barney Frank seems to have retained his effectiveness.

[Barney's Frank is more effective than Anthony's Weiner.]

He is a fricken idiot that let people defend him when he knew he was lying. He is vindicated our chief enemy.

[He APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

He will NEVER be taken seriously again... not when his last name is Weiner.

[Ben Burch will take Weiner seriously.]

This guy just vindicated breitbart. I can't think of a more collosal f'up.

[Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

That's the worst part. &$*%ing Breitbart is vindicated in this instance.

[Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

That Breitbart appears to be vindicated is really the hardest part of this whole sordid mess to stomach. This ordinarily lying scum is going to be hailed as Man of the Century on FAUX News for the next month. Aaarrgh.

[Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

Way to go, Congressman. Thanks for lying to us while we were busy defending you because we trusted you.

[Thanks, DUmmies and KOmmies, for all the Freudenschade entertainment you have provided this past week.]

And I defended him to my family. Ugh. This makes many of us look like fools, not just him.

[Actually this makes MOST of you look like fools. Oh, and thanks for the comedic entertainment.]

B..b..but, wait! I thought bloggers here proved that every photo was a fake!

[Yet another example of KOmmie credibility.]

God, and I believed all these guys on this site claiming to have proven this was a hoax. What the hell guys? I've been telling people not to worry its going to all come out that this POS Breitbart is lying again.

[Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

And a win for Brietbart and Thomas... goddamn it to much.

[Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]

I'm pissed. I look like a f*cking jerk for defending the guy to my conservative friends. I'll be eating crap and they won't listen to a damn thing I say politically for the next four months. Sometimes I can persuade them to not be such douchebags, but I'm in for a very uncomfortable time now. Thanks, Rep Weiner.

[LOL! Freudenschade, baby! I sure wish I could have a video camera recording your next encounter with your conservative friends.]

Resign, Rep. Weiner. Resign and go lick your wounds in some place where no one can see you or hear your pathetic excuses.

[Oh I wish I were a New York Mayor Weiner.]

My problem is that Andrew Breitbart comes out of this piece of dreck smelling like a rose. He was right. Now he's earned himself a boatload of credibility.

[Weiner APOLOGIZED to Andrew Breitbart. OH, MY ACHING HEAD!!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: andrewbreitbart; anthonyweiner; du; dummies; kommies; kos; weiner; weinergate
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To: PJ-Comix
[Oh I wish I were a New York Mayor Weiner.]


41 posted on 06/06/2011 6:24:50 PM PDT by LUV W (RUN SARAH...R U N!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm standing by Anthony.

Don't stand too close.

42 posted on 06/06/2011 6:25:38 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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To: PJ-Comix
this is going to be hard to overcome.

In a manner of speaking.

43 posted on 06/06/2011 6:27:16 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Well, the question I have been wanting to ask is now answered.

You DID go over 1000 pingees! Way to go!


44 posted on 06/06/2011 6:28:37 PM PDT by LUV W (RUN SARAH...R U N!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hard to overcome for other politicians.

Only for Republicans is immorality a problem. For Democrats, it's a resume enhancer.

45 posted on 06/06/2011 6:29:49 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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To: PJ-Comix
he got caught and the evidence against him became overwhelming.

Little Anthony and the Empiricals.

46 posted on 06/06/2011 6:31:19 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Yes, yes, that was my penis. Now let's talk about the debt ceiling."

Which will rise higher?

47 posted on 06/06/2011 6:33:37 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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To: PJ-Comix
... And I defended him to my family. Ugh."

No shit, 'Ugh'.

People need intervention when they become so politically militant that their own family members wait until their back is turned and they start in amongst themselves with "Think she's nuts mom?" and "When did she go off the deep end with this stuff?"

Extra delusional that person went to an Internet forum like DU.com and admitted in front of everyone, thoroughly oblivious to what they just revealed. Guess we know who the black sheep in that family is. Holiday gatherings must just be cringe material for that person's family.

48 posted on 06/06/2011 6:42:09 PM PDT by The KG9 Kid
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To: PJ-Comix
some jackass yelled out at the end of the press conference "were you fully erect!!?"

Let's get this straight: Congressman Weiner is a duly erected official.

49 posted on 06/06/2011 6:42:22 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
You should write it up in Daily Variety style:

WEINER LIX TRIX FIX? CLIX DIX PIX TO SIX CHIX FOR KIX . . . STIX!

50 posted on 06/06/2011 6:42:34 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
My wife would have liked to be here but she was busy packing my shit....

LOL

51 posted on 06/06/2011 6:43:00 PM PDT by DejaJude
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To: PJ-Comix
Well he has pounds of balls

Did he post those on the internet, too????

52 posted on 06/06/2011 6:43:46 PM PDT by CharacterCounts (November 4, 2008 - the day America drank the Kool-Aid)
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To: PJ-Comix
What a dick.

I didn't think it was all that impressive.

53 posted on 06/06/2011 6:45:15 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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Way to go, Congressman. Thanks for lying to us while we were busy defending you because we trusted you.

This was my life-long democrat mother's reaction to Clinton's lies. She has never voted again.

54 posted on 06/06/2011 6:48:11 PM PDT by DejaJude
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To: PJ-Comix
At keast his wife had the sense to not show up at the news conference.

She has a good sense of Huma.

55 posted on 06/06/2011 6:49:43 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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To: PJ-Comix
[Or maybe it was a real reporter investigating erection fraud.]

I bet his reerection campaign will be fun.
56 posted on 06/06/2011 6:57:15 PM PDT by PA Engineer (SP/AW12: Time to beat the swords of government tyranny into the plowshares of freedom.)
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He's also apologized for having misled his supporters. . . .

Based on looking at the photos, I think you mean he MISLAID his supporters.

57 posted on 06/06/2011 7:06:04 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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To: PJ-Comix
whether he had what he would call "phone sex."

I would call it "phony sex."

58 posted on 06/06/2011 7:08:35 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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To: PJ-Comix
If I was him, I'd start looking really hard. . . .

If you were Little Anthony, I don't think you could look really hard.

59 posted on 06/06/2011 7:10:29 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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To: PJ-Comix
If he had an ounce of integrity . . .

. . . he wouldn't be a Democrat.

60 posted on 06/06/2011 7:11:47 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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