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DUmmie FUnnies 06-06-11 (A. Weiner Splatters Egg on DUmmie and KOmmie Faces)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 6, 2011 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/06/2011 5:06:05 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix
My wife would have liked to be here but she was busy packing my shit....

LOL

51 posted on 06/06/2011 6:43:00 PM PDT by DejaJude
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To: PJ-Comix
Well he has pounds of balls

Did he post those on the internet, too????

52 posted on 06/06/2011 6:43:46 PM PDT by CharacterCounts (November 4, 2008 - the day America drank the Kool-Aid)
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To: PJ-Comix
What a dick.

I didn't think it was all that impressive.

53 posted on 06/06/2011 6:45:15 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Way to go, Congressman. Thanks for lying to us while we were busy defending you because we trusted you.

This was my life-long democrat mother's reaction to Clinton's lies. She has never voted again.

54 posted on 06/06/2011 6:48:11 PM PDT by DejaJude
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To: PJ-Comix
At keast his wife had the sense to not show up at the news conference.

She has a good sense of Huma.

55 posted on 06/06/2011 6:49:43 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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To: PJ-Comix
[Or maybe it was a real reporter investigating erection fraud.]

I bet his reerection campaign will be fun.
56 posted on 06/06/2011 6:57:15 PM PDT by PA Engineer (SP/AW12: Time to beat the swords of government tyranny into the plowshares of freedom.)
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To: PJ-Comix
He's also apologized for having misled his supporters. . . .

Based on looking at the photos, I think you mean he MISLAID his supporters.

57 posted on 06/06/2011 7:06:04 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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To: PJ-Comix
whether he had what he would call "phone sex."

I would call it "phony sex."

58 posted on 06/06/2011 7:08:35 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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To: PJ-Comix
If I was him, I'd start looking really hard. . . .

If you were Little Anthony, I don't think you could look really hard.

59 posted on 06/06/2011 7:10:29 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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To: PJ-Comix
If he had an ounce of integrity . . .

. . . he wouldn't be a Democrat.

60 posted on 06/06/2011 7:11:47 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Barney Frank seems to have retained his effectiveness.

Barney Frank has your back.

61 posted on 06/06/2011 7:15:44 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Ugh.

Unnngh.

62 posted on 06/06/2011 7:24:45 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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To: PJ-Comix
This makes many of us look like fools. . . .

Oh, I disagree! I thought you were fools LONG before this!

63 posted on 06/06/2011 7:25:57 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Oh I wish I were a New York Mayor Weiner. . . .

+1, PJ!

64 posted on 06/06/2011 7:28:17 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Breitbart . . . was right. Now he's earned himself a boatload of credibility.

Weiner was stiffboated.

65 posted on 06/06/2011 7:30:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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To: pogo101; PJ-Comix
HIX NIX DIX PIX TO CHICKS

I see now you beat me to the idea. See post 38. GMTA!

66 posted on 06/06/2011 7:34:11 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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To: Judges Gone Wild; bcsco; PJ-Comix; franksolich
"Freudenschade" is an inside-DUFU term based on an actual DUmmie malaprop ("Freudenschade, baby!"). It's in the DUFU Dictionary after "Fitzmas," which see.

"Freudenschade" is defined as the premature elation of the DUmmies, when they pop the champagne corks too soon.


67 posted on 06/06/2011 7:43:36 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Battle of the Bulge.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Yours was better, and you remembered to use “CHIX.” Hehe!


68 posted on 06/06/2011 7:45:55 PM PDT by pogo101
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To: Charles Henrickson

I think that was the first graphic I made when Fitzmas popped. It was like a couple-three days after the initial prediction by Wee Willy. I’m sure it’s still on an old PC of mine, but it’s also archived on Photobucket. Fun ‘n games...


69 posted on 06/06/2011 7:51:18 PM PDT by bcsco (..)
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To: PJ-Comix; null and void
some jackass yelled out at the end of the press conference "were you fully erect!!?"

Was it a "Double Polaroid?"

70 posted on 06/06/2011 7:57:02 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Grizzled Bear; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; MadIvan; ...

71 posted on 06/06/2011 8:03:56 PM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 865 of our national holiday from reality. - Obama really isn't one of us)
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To: PJ-Comix
He will NEVER be taken seriously again

Major Career Shrinkage for the Weiner

72 posted on 06/06/2011 8:15:53 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Quit the Mitt! Mormons for Herman Cain!)
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To: PJ-Comix

This was a good update; thank you. Out of curiosity I had been having a peek at DU prior to Weiner’s presser. They must have posted a hundred threads smearing Breitbart in the most vulgar ways imaginable. It is so sweet to see the rug yanked out from under them. And yes, their heads are aching. It couldn’t happen to a meaner bunch.


73 posted on 06/06/2011 8:19:42 PM PDT by Fantasywriter
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To: PJ-Comix

How much money do you save on coupons in a normal year?


74 posted on 06/06/2011 8:31:54 PM PDT by arrogantsob
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To: PJ-Comix
This makes many of us look like fools, . . .

I hate to break it to the DUmmies, but that ship sailed a long time ago. DUmmies ALWAYS look like fools; they don't need Weiner's weiner for that.

75 posted on 06/06/2011 8:36:47 PM PDT by hsalaw
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To: bcsco

Yeah, I think it will be a cold day in hell when the RATS stand up beside this little s46t expecting to be taken serious. He must not have much respect for his party to force it to defend him as this implicitly does.

But it is fuuunnnny.


76 posted on 06/06/2011 8:38:59 PM PDT by arrogantsob
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To: PJ-Comix

I try to avoid “Freudenschade” but this is just too rich. So obvious from day 1!


77 posted on 06/06/2011 8:40:22 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: arrogantsob
How much money do you save on coupons in a normal year?

Good question but it isn't only how much I SAVE but also about how much more I get. I figure $100 per week is a conservative estimate. Of course, since I got my computer for FREE that was almost $400 right there. IF/WHEN I figure out how to get free gas, then that is AT LEAST another $100 in savings per week. So that would make $200 savings per week.

78 posted on 06/06/2011 9:14:19 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

Sweet keep giving it to the Man. LoL.


79 posted on 06/06/2011 9:17:24 PM PDT by arrogantsob
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To: PJ-Comix

The funny part PJ is that this idiot actually believes her conservative friends “listen” them. Oh, they hear ya but listen?

Persuades them not to be such douchebags? SOB is lucky I wasn’t a co-worker. I’ll just say “traction”.


80 posted on 06/06/2011 9:28:31 PM PDT by Fledermaus (As long as John Boehner is Speaker, conservatives are screwed. He's a coward and a crybaby.)
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Look at this picture. I can just imagine the High School football team giving Weiner a wedgie or stuffing him in a locker!
81 posted on 06/06/2011 9:53:37 PM PDT by wjcsux ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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I never knew Arnold Horshack became a Congressman.


82 posted on 06/06/2011 10:12:44 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Quit the Mitt! Mormons for Herman Cain!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Congressman Weiner is a duly erected official.

Erections have consequences.

83 posted on 06/06/2011 10:14:31 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Quit the Mitt! Mormons for Herman Cain!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I only logged on tonight to see your comments.

It was well worth the time!!!!


84 posted on 06/06/2011 10:51:31 PM PDT by berdie (qill)
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To: PJ-Comix
Update: The f*cking media wants Weiner to apologize to Andrew Breitbart, which Weiner delivers. And the f*cking media wants to know where his wife is. What assholes.

Yeah, how dare they actually do their job when it's a Democrat! If this were a Republican, this wouldn't even scratch the surface of the how invasive the questions would be.

85 posted on 06/07/2011 4:56:38 AM PDT by kevkrom (Palin's detractors now resort to "nobody believes she can win because nobody believes she can win")
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To: PJ-Comix
He is a fricken idiot that let people defend him when he knew he was lying. He is vindicated our chief enemy.

Our chief enemy is Brietbart. Brietbart and proper grammar.

Our two chief enemies are Brietbart, proper grammar, and rethuglican politicians.

Our three chief enemies are Brietbart, proper grammar, rethuglican politicians, and soap.

Amongst our enemies are such diverse elements as Brietbart, proper grammar, rethuglican politicians, soap, and a slavish devotion to using four-letter words... damn... I'll come in again.

86 posted on 06/07/2011 5:02:22 AM PDT by kevkrom (Palin's detractors now resort to "nobody believes she can win because nobody believes she can win")
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That Breitbart appears to be vindicated is really the hardest part of this whole sordid mess to stomach. This ordinarily lying scum...

...this POS Breitbart is lying again.

I suppose it's too much to ask that these DUmmies and KOmmies actually show when Brietbart ever lied. Of course, with the lefties, it's probably just like saying Palin is dumb -- they do it without any factual basis because "everyone" "knows" it.

87 posted on 06/07/2011 5:10:45 AM PDT by kevkrom (Palin's detractors now resort to "nobody believes she can win because nobody believes she can win")
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To: PJ-Comix
I wanted to reply to this yesterday, but had to do a couple of chores. You must be having a blast with the weiner scandal.
Who was that GOP congressman who was forced to resign over shirtless pics? I'm sorry if I'm in the minority here, but this is major. He F-ed up and our side is going to pay for it.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

That is rich. No (d) has ever been banished from office and the (R) will leave for bad decisions.

I'm pissed. I look like a f*cking jerk for defending the guy to my conservative friends. I'll be eating crap and they won't listen to a damn thing I say politically for the next four months. Sometimes I can persuade them to not be such douchebags, but I'm in for a very uncomfortable time now. Thanks, Rep Weiner.

[LOL! Freudenschade, baby! I sure wish I could have a video camera recording your next encounter with your conservative friends.]

LOL, dims are always jerks, even when they are not in trouble. I have a few I deal with, and they have been strangely silent since this broke.

88 posted on 06/07/2011 5:32:36 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (zero hates Texas and we hate him back.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I just had a flashback from my youth in Pittsburgh; in 1966, Pittsburgh Pirates announcer Bob Prince started the "Green Weenie" phenomenonm, a hex against the opposing teams.


89 posted on 06/07/2011 5:34:50 AM PDT by NRA1995 ("In the [Mexican] border, we are asking, who are you?" President Calderon of Mexico)
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To: Charles Henrickson
If he had an ounce of integrity . . .

. . . he wouldn't be a Democrat.

Thread winner there. You nailed it.

90 posted on 06/07/2011 5:43:31 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (zero hates Texas and we hate him back.)
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To: PJ-Comix

“good. I’m sick of sex being a dealbreaker. People have sex lives. Public people sometimes have their sex lives splattered all over the media.”

At least he didn’t proposition another adult who happened to be a paige. That would have been truly worthy of a black balling.


91 posted on 06/07/2011 6:17:31 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: PJ-Comix

“I believe in individual privacy,”

Except when it comes to maintaining medical records in a federal data base. Then individual privacy is irrelevent per the Weinder vote.


92 posted on 06/07/2011 6:38:22 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: bcsco
his comments about having discussed this with his wife even before their marriage

Huma probably knew about this since sending lewd pics back and forth was most likely part of their courtship.

93 posted on 06/07/2011 7:26:46 AM PDT by lwd
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To: GeronL; PJ-Comix

Turns out Brietbart knew about Weiner’s randy communications at least a week prior to his peter-tweeter.

It shouldn’t be too difficult to get a female journalist to subscribe to Weiner’s account. My thinking is, Weiner’s peter-tweeter was sent to Breitbart by Weiner himself.


94 posted on 06/07/2011 7:33:43 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
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To: PJ-Comix
Delusion, thy name is DUmmie. Really, you have no conservative "friends," you already looked like a jerk, no one listened anyway, and they weren't the douche bags.

And DUmmie, the douche bag tag is getting so stale. You'd be much more comfortable as an enema bag, like this very nice looking men's model.

95 posted on 06/07/2011 10:13:54 AM PDT by NYpeanut
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To: bcsco
The wife issue tends to fuel the debate over Huma's sexual proclivity. What woman would marry a man knowing he's a pervert, unless it was a marriage of convenience?

I think its very likely that was another lie. I'm betting Huma found out the same time we did.

96 posted on 06/07/2011 3:43:17 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: Mr. Silverback
I think its very likely that was another lie. I'm betting Huma found out the same time we did.

That means he not only initially lied about the existence of his affairs to the public, he now lies publicly about what his wife new, at a time when he's supposed to be 'fessing up. He'd actually be putting her on public notice, that she'll now have to lie to corroborate his statements when asked. I just have a hard time understanding anything so depraved.

97 posted on 06/07/2011 3:52:46 PM PDT by bcsco (..)
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To: bcsco; lwd
Actually, I'm thinking lwd has it right upthread:

Huma probably knew about this since sending lewd pics back and forth was most likely part of their courtship.

98 posted on 06/07/2011 3:58:26 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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