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DUmmie FUnnies 06-09-11 ("I was called a 'Libtard' . . . got punched. LOL")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 9, 2011 | DUmmie dorksied, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickon

Posted on 06/09/2011 5:32:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

One of our favorite DUmmie thread-types is the one in which the poster relates a real-life incident wherein he or she (or it) comes off as the Valiant Prog Hero, boldly confronting and/or converting a poor backward rethuglican. Often these stories are highly embellished, to say the least, if not downright fanciful. But it does gain the poster some Underground-fives from his fellow DUmmies.

We have an example today in this THREAD by DUmmie dorksied, "I was called a 'Libtard' in public, replied with 'Better than a Repiglicker', got punched. LOL."

So let us now go to DUmmieland, aka Fantasyland, where the punch lines are in Libtard Punch Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, taking a day off from Weinergate, is in the [brackets]:

I was called a 'Libtard' in public . . .

[You should hear what they call you in private!]

replied with 'Better than a Repiglicker' . . .

[Way to de-escalate the situation there, DUmmie dorksied! Peace and love, DUde!]

got punched.

[Oh, DUmmie dorksied, you brave, valiant, prog hero you!]

LOL

[LOL! Me dorksied! Me a libtard! Me LIKE getting punched in nose!]

In front of witnesses, at work.

[I don't believe you! You must be making this up! The "at work" part gave you away.]

Now, I'm curious whether or not he's gonna be wanting state assistance to pay his bills since he was stupid enough to do something like this and get fired.

[DUmmie projection.]

NOPE!!! He'll just blame you (the Libtard) For getting him fired. . . .

[Yes, you, Dorksied the Libtard, DUmmie Punching Bag, Firer of Repiglickers, Valiant Prog Hero.]

Libtard, Repiglicker, and punching. This post has everything!

[WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!]

meh. It's lacking a pit bull and didn't happen at the Olive Garden.

[I think it's got a LOT of bull.]

Or a pit bull that was circumcized at Olive Garden.

[Are you sure those are OLIVES in that salad?]

The pit bull also has to be smoking and breastfeeding

[All at the same time? A circumcised pit bull, breastfeeding a libtard and licking a smoking pig, with a punch, at Olive Garden? This sounds like Clue on drugs!]

I don't understand what this thread has to do with Weiner's peeper

[I think it's the idea of getting fired.]

I have seen a couple of snide references latey about the Olive Garden. . . . I Thought I might have missed something about it being owned by RimJob at Freeperville, or something....A new Olive Garden just opened Monday in my (small town) area, and I wondered if I had to avoid it!!!!

[Just beware of breastfeeding pit bulls.]

Literal hippie-punching!

["How about a nice Hippie Punch?" . . . "Sure!"]

At he company where I worked before I retired, both you and the attacker would have been fired.

[DUmmie dorksied responds . . .]

I did almost get fired but I have filed multiple complaints about workplace harassment on this guy because he was always picking fights with me verbally over politics. I got a write up. No big deal.

[DUmmie dorksied, oh thou of only 59 posts, why do I get the feeling that you may be making this whole thing up? And even if there were some sort of running political bickering, why do I get the feeling that YOU were the annoying, obnoxious instigator?]

I had the same policy when I was a bartender. If there was a fight or even the strong possibility of one I didn't care who was right or wrong. Both parties got kicked out . . .

[. . . where Big Bouncer Pitt beat them both up.]

You should send your story to Readers Digest. It's fascinating.

[Increase Your Libtard Power!]

I detect a hint of skepticism.

[There's a whiff of fiction in the air.]

Nah, Penthouse Forum it is!

[From the DUmp to the Penthouse!]

go to a clinic and go to the cops. You could have undetected damage. You should have a pet scan, and MRI and a few more expensive diagnostic tests as well. . . .

[They scanned dorksied's brain and found nothing.]

Then SUE his ass into the ground. Get yourself a shark like attorney who works on commission and take him/her off the leash. What do you have to lose?

[I don't know what dorksied would lose, but YOU, DUmmie MedicalAdmin--you WIN today's Mixed Metaphor Award! Like a shark off its leash, you PUMMELED that language into the ground!]

Don't forget to be litigious.

[Or fictitious!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; libtard; lol; punch; repiglicker
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Maybe DUmmie dorksied can get John Edwards to be his shark-like attorney.
1 posted on 06/09/2011 5:32:25 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

first reply??


2 posted on 06/09/2011 5:33:16 PM PDT by Notary Sojac (Populism is antithetical to conservatism.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

My fav threads Duer’s out foxing a conservative ..


3 posted on 06/09/2011 5:33:52 PM PDT by GSP.FAN (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

IBTP?


4 posted on 06/09/2011 5:34:01 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Free Lazamataz! Limit one per customer.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I know there is a ping happening before I type.......


5 posted on 06/09/2011 5:36:05 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...
"How about a nice DUFU PING?"


6 posted on 06/09/2011 5:36:59 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Punch line.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Liberals eat junk food, are lazy and die early.


7 posted on 06/09/2011 5:39:04 PM PDT by eaglestar
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10?


8 posted on 06/09/2011 5:41:01 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: eaglestar

top 10


9 posted on 06/09/2011 5:41:02 PM PDT by kalee (The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we engrave in marble. J Huett 1658)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Repiglicker”

The whole thing betrays the pre-adolescent nature of liberal politics.


10 posted on 06/09/2011 5:41:19 PM PDT by Christian Engineer Mass (25ish Cambridge MA grad student. Many conservative Christians my age out there? __ Click my name)
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To: Charles Henrickson

This is what’s called a Bouncy Ball story, named after the DUer who was known for these kind of stories.


11 posted on 06/09/2011 5:43:03 PM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: darkangel82; franksolich; Ballygrl; PJ-Comix
One of our favorite DUmmie thread-types is the one in which the poster relates a real-life incident wherein he or she (or it) comes off as the Valiant Prog Hero, boldly confronting and/or converting a poor backward rethuglican. Often these stories are highly embellished, to say the least, if not downright fanciful. But it does gain the poster some Underground-fives from his fellow DUmmies.

This is what’s called a Bouncy Ball story, named after the DUer who was known for these kind of stories.

Yes, I was going to ask the Conservative Cave dwellers to explain the background and concept of a "bouncy."

12 posted on 06/09/2011 5:46:28 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Punch line.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

About a year ago at the local Olive Garden, the boys in the kitchen were caught contributing their own little bits of DNA to the Alfredo sauce.

Seems like that would be something libtards would enjoy.


13 posted on 06/09/2011 5:46:34 PM PDT by seowulf ("If you write a whole line of zeroes, it's still---nothing"...Kira Alexandrovna Argounova)
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To: eaglestar
Liberals eat junk food, are lazy and die early

Oh, if only that last part were true. Preferably before they reached voting age.

14 posted on 06/09/2011 5:48:41 PM PDT by chesley (Eat what you want, and die like a man.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 20


15 posted on 06/09/2011 5:50:48 PM PDT by Mercat
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You should have a pet scan

I have heard of cat scans but not pet ones. Is this a typo?

16 posted on 06/09/2011 5:54:32 PM PDT by xp38
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I have heard of cat scans but not pet ones. Is this a typo?

More likely the DUmmie knew the term was loosely associated with pets, but little else. After all, on that board it's not expected anyone would know the difference...

17 posted on 06/09/2011 6:00:05 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: Charles Henrickson

"Release the shark from it's leash and come to the dorksied."

18 posted on 06/09/2011 6:09:02 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson
You should send your story to Readers Digest. It's fascinating

I'm sorry, I find the whole story difficult to swallow, much less digest...

19 posted on 06/09/2011 6:09:09 PM PDT by mikrofon (Reader's Distrust)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I love these stories.

Was waiting for the DU idiot to talk about how the Rethuglican saw the error of his ways and promised to vote Democrat for the rest of his life.

But that would have been over the top.

20 posted on 06/09/2011 6:13:09 PM PDT by wbill
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To: Charles Henrickson
You should have a pet scan, and MRI and a few more expensive diagnostic tests as well

Since your employer's still paying for your lavish health insurance...

21 posted on 06/09/2011 6:14:25 PM PDT by mikrofon (Hurry - before they change their mind!)
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To: Roscoe Karns
Get yourself a shark like attorney

ReDUndant

22 posted on 06/09/2011 6:18:37 PM PDT by mikrofon (Use the Force .... of law)
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To: xp38
I have heard of cat scans but not pet ones. Is this a typo?

No...there is a such thing...and I would suggest every liberal gets one. A PET scan (Positron Emission Tomography) looks at images and function (so...in the libtard...it would show them their LACK thereof).

They are used a lot for cancers...but also for finding DEMENTIA. So...we might have a "LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!!" alert. Could have been a subtle slam...lost on the dummie crowd. LOL! :-)

23 posted on 06/09/2011 6:19:10 PM PDT by NELSON111
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Was waiting for the DU idiot to talk about how the Rethuglican saw the error of his ways and promised to vote Democrat for the rest of his life.

LOL! That would be a rare *DUbble* Bouncy, both the angry confrontation *and* the miraculous conversion!

24 posted on 06/09/2011 6:23:30 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Punch line.)
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To: wbill
Was waiting for the DU idiot to talk about how the Rethuglican saw the error of his ways and promised to vote Democrat for the rest of his life.

But, but the DU idiot would lose his hard-earned victimhood status if that happened...

25 posted on 06/09/2011 6:30:45 PM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (It's 3 AM. Let me sleep on it. I'll get back to you in 16 hours.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Every place I have worked at, both would have been terminated immediately no matter whose fault it was.

I sense a bit of embellishment here.


26 posted on 06/09/2011 6:36:34 PM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

A Bouncy is a story about a fictional encounter with supposed “freepers”, usually involving verbatim “recalling” of political conversations or events that never happened, and often ending in the “freeper” becoming a liberal.


27 posted on 06/09/2011 6:41:28 PM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: darkangel82

Hey, cool. Do we have names for other kinds of DU threads:

1. INSANELY UNREALISTIC POLITICAL ACTIVISM (”Nationwide General Strike on Monday. Who’s with me?”)

2. “WHAT HAPPENED TO MY COUNTRY—IT WAS A SOCIALIST COUNTRY BACK IN MY DAY” threads.

3. WHO WANTS TO LEAVE AMERICA threads.

4. 300 POST THREADS ON THE MISDEEDS OF SOME INCREDIBLY MINOR REPUBLICAN FIGURE.

I’m sure there are others...


28 posted on 06/09/2011 7:57:42 PM PDT by Our man in washington
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To: Charles Henrickson

Darkangel pretty much has it right, but he forgot to mention the bong rating system.


29 posted on 06/09/2011 8:01:02 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper
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To: wbill
Was waiting for the DU idiot to talk about how the Rethuglican saw the error of his ways and promised to vote Democrat for the rest of his life.

Well, the guy did lose his job and presumably will be unproductive for a while ... he might not actually vote Dim, but he's stuck LOOKING LIKE a Dim ...

30 posted on 06/09/2011 9:58:35 PM PDT by Stegall Tx (Joined the Obama economy on 19 March, 2010. Found part-time work on 12 Feb, 2011.)
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“You should have a pet scan, and MRI and a few more expensive diagnostic tests as well. . . . “

Yet we wonder why the cost of medical treatments is skyrocketing.


31 posted on 06/10/2011 5:03:34 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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You should have a pet scan

Either it was a Hell of a punch to give the recipient a cancerous tumor,

OR...

More likely....

The Libtard in question was hit so hard he fell on his pet gerbil.

32 posted on 06/10/2011 5:33:25 AM PDT by N. Theknow (The MSM is to 0bama what the Broom-n-Scoop Detail is to a circus parade.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Or the conservative walked away speechless because of the brilliant verbal attack on him from the DU’er..
This actually happened to me once,the liberal said the most stupid asinine comment i have ever heard,i just looked at him and walked away..


33 posted on 06/10/2011 8:06:49 AM PDT by GSP.FAN (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Repiglicker... HOW LAME IS THAT!!!!!


34 posted on 06/10/2011 8:10:24 AM PDT by diamond6 (Check out: http://www.biblechristiansociety.com/home.php and learn about the faith.)
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RE-PING THE THREAD YOU SOW!

UPDATE:

I think some are sensing that DUmmie dorksied's bouncy may not be all that factual:

People actually use the word "libtard" in the real world? In public? And...repiglicker?

[In the bouncy world of DUmmie dorksied, they do.]

I obviously wouldn't get along too well with anyone who uses the term 'libtard', and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't get along with anyone who actually uses the term 'repiglicker' either.

[LOUSY REPIGLICKER TROLL!!!]

Wow. That's a truly remarkable amount of bullsh*t for such a short post.

[I take it you're not buying what DUmmie dorksied is selling.]

Then you woke up.

[Yes, it was all a dream, friends! Kind of like the "Who Shot J.R.?" thing, only it was "Who Punched Dorksied?"]

35 posted on 06/10/2011 1:26:17 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Punch line.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

ib4tfrot2p

(In before the first response on the 2nd ping)


36 posted on 06/10/2011 1:46:32 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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He's probably lucky you didn't press charges for assault and battery.

[DUmmie dorksied is lucky *he* isn't charged with asshat and moonbattery.]

37 posted on 06/10/2011 1:51:46 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Punch line.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Lol. Even some of the DUmmies aren’t buying this guy’s BS.


38 posted on 06/10/2011 1:55:30 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
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>>Lol. Even some of the DUmmies aren’t buying this guy’s BS.<<

“Bouncys” lost their cache after the master bouncier TomInTib stretched incredulity beyond the breaking point. Both of reasonable people on DU got fed up and others followed.


39 posted on 06/10/2011 2:07:41 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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They should come and read this thread and get a good laugh.


40 posted on 06/10/2011 4:07:09 PM PDT by arrogantsob
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To: Roscoe Karns

What’s so funny about that I ALWAYS make sure my sharks are on their leashes?


41 posted on 06/10/2011 4:08:16 PM PDT by arrogantsob
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To: NELSON111

I also detected a faint sniff of a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL there.


42 posted on 06/10/2011 4:10:59 PM PDT by arrogantsob
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To: arrogantsob

Lol. Somehow I don’t think they would approve of this nice little thread!


43 posted on 06/10/2011 4:48:30 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Clamato. Been on the run all day and now chilling out with Clamato...and vodka. Clamaaaaaaato.


44 posted on 06/10/2011 6:10:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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Hey. I just found out that Clamato and vodka is the most popular mixed drink in Canada. They call it a Bloody Caesar and also has a couple of dashes each of hot (Tabasco) saice amd Worcester sauce plus rim the glass with salt. Since I have both Tabasco and Worcester sauce I did the same except I didn’t rim with salt because I have to avoid that. WOW! Everybody needs to try it. For some reason it isn’t too popular down here in Baja Canada but is wildly popular in the Great White North.


45 posted on 06/10/2011 6:27:50 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

CLAAAAAAAMAAAAATOOOO!!!


46 posted on 06/10/2011 7:10:59 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Charles Henrickson

I’m sorry the Libtard got punched. Violence is unnecessary.


47 posted on 06/11/2011 7:28:27 AM PDT by Arthur Wildfire! March (George Washington: [Government] is a dangerous servant and a terrible master.)
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One last UPDATE before I punch out from this thread. More unbelievers . . .

i can't believe there are grown adults out there getting into physical confrontations over something as trivial as liberalism-vs.-conservatism.

[I CAN'T BELIEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!]

I can't believe there are grown adults out there who believe everything they read on the internets.

[Oh, what a tangled Web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!]

i resent the implication that i am a grown adult

[Careful, Anthony Weiner might send you a tweet.]

Well, since it's the internet, you can claim to be whatever you want.

[Like, oh, a freeper pretending to be a DUmmie and posting things there to get them all stirred up. Say, could DUmmie dorksied of 59 posts actually be a. . . . Naaah!]

I'm really not trying to be rude . . . But did this actually happen?

[No. But it COULD have! Fake but accurate.]

Of course it actually happened. It's on the internet, isn't it?

[Think about it: "Libtard!" "Repiglicker!" Punching. Firing. Of course it's real!]

I'll be rude for you.
1) This is a complete fabrication.
2) A bunch of easily-manipulated folks decided to vote it up.
3) The OP had some lulz, and bragged about it to his dumb friends.

[You're not rude, DUmmie Blue-Jay, you're being shrewd! And for that you win the Kewpie Doll!]

A phony story if there ever was one.

[It's a Bouncy, alright!]

48 posted on 06/11/2011 8:08:53 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Punch line.)
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Awesome, a Kewpie doll re-re-ping!


49 posted on 06/11/2011 8:14:27 AM PDT by OneLoyalAmerican (In God I trust, all others provide citations.)
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Of course it actually happened. It's on the internet, isn't it?

So, it's all al gore's fault!!

50 posted on 06/11/2011 8:57:03 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Ø hates Texas and we hate him back. He ain't my president either.)
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