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We May be Headed to Hell in a Handbasket but at Least We’re Funny!
The Rat's Right. ^ | Region Rat

Posted on 06/10/2011 4:10:09 PM PDT by Region Rat

Good News and Bad News

First, the bad news: Nearly 80% of Americans believe the country is headed in the wrong direction, while roughly half of us think a second “Great Depression” is right around the corner. Hell, we’re in the middle of a malaise that would even make Jimmy Carter proud.

The good news? We couldn’t be happier. That’s right folks; according to a new poll, America is the funniest country on the planet, which basically means we can find humor in anything. Like Congressman Anthony Weiner, for example – although, those jokes pretty much write themselves, don’t they? Perhaps the Obama Administration is a better example. Besides, there’s a whole lot more material there.

Social network and dating website asked 30,000 people from 15 different countries to name the “funniest,” or “best at making people laugh” nationality in the world, and the good ol’ U.S. of A. kicked butt. We may not be respected or feared anymore, folks, but at least the rest of the world is laughing at with us.

All of this got me scratching my head; how is it that we can laugh in the face of all the doom and gloom going on around us? Are we oblivious, in denial, or do we simply not give a damn anymore? Perhaps we’re just so fed up with politicians and politics that we’ve thrown our collective arms in the air, and said, (in unison, of course) SCREW IT.

Then of course, there’s the old saying: Laughter is the best medicine. Perhaps we’re onto something here. Laughter is generally shared with others about something external – a hilarious comic or a funny movie, for example – as opposed to all of the brooding and worrying we do that we tend to keep on the inside. Laughter is not only a healthy escape; it also helps us connect with others in a non-threatening, non-revealing way. There really are medicinal benefits after all:

Laughter relaxes the whole body. A good, hearty laugh relieves physical tension and stress, leaving our muscles relaxed for up to 45 minutes or more. Laughter boosts the immune system. Laughter decreases stress hormones and increases immune cells and infection-fighting antibodies, thus improving our resistance to disease. Laughter triggers the release of endorphins. Endorphins are the body’s natural feel-good chemicals; they promote an overall sense of well-being and can even temporarily relieve pain. Laughter protects the heart. Laughter improves the function of blood vessels and increases blood flow, which can help protect against a heart attacks and other cardiovascular problems. So, there you have it: The economy, Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid, Liberals, The Middle East and Project Runway – all pretty gloomy stuff. Humor, belly laughs, happiness, the thought of Fareed Zakaria moving back to India, or the way “former-President Obama” rolls off the tongue – all good stuff. As long as we continue to laugh until we cry, we’ll be fine. Unless things go terribly wrong in the 2012 election, that is. THAT’S WHEN WE BUST OUT THE CRYING TOWELS.

Heaven knows, with all of the nonsense that goes on in Washington on a daily basis, if we don’t keep laughing our butts off – constantly – we’ll fall behind. On a related note, it occurred to me as I was finishing this post, that I almost got all the way through it without mentioning JOE BIDEN. That, in and of itself, is pretty funny too.

TOPICS: Government; Politics
KEYWORDS: biden; funny; hilarious; lol; obama; shtf; teotwawki; weinergate

1 posted on 06/10/2011 4:10:14 PM PDT by Region Rat
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To: Region Rat

>>Social network and dating website asked 30,000 people from 15 different countries to name the “funniest,” or “best at making people laugh” nationality in the world, and the good ol’ U.S. of A. kicked butt.<<

Poor Australia. They have a camel problem and then find their entire submarine fleet isn’t seaworthy. Now, they aren’t even the funniest people any more!

2 posted on 06/10/2011 4:24:05 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012)
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To: Region Rat

Americans do have a great sense of humor and one could argue that’s about the best equipment you could hope for in a world like ours. It’s also a mark of sanity.

3 posted on 06/10/2011 4:26:42 PM PDT by the invisib1e hand (Hating *me* won't make *you* handsome, intelligent, straight, male *or* white.)
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To: Region Rat

I could use a few more laughs. Maybe a Roast of the distinguished gentleman from New York would cheer me up.

4 posted on 06/10/2011 4:52:45 PM PDT by Gumption
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To: Gumption

My sister, brothers and I had a wierd childhood and I notice when we talk about we laugh and laugh.

5 posted on 06/10/2011 4:54:14 PM PDT by Cowgirl
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To: Region Rat
Welcome to FR

Good post

6 posted on 06/10/2011 4:59:52 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Region Rat

What in heaven’s name do you expect from a people whose entire lives have been filled with sitcom laughtracks, either directly or as background noise from the always-on TV?

Problem is, we can’t take things seriously anymore -— most of our everyday conversations (live or via text) consist almost entirely of setups and punchlines.

8 posted on 06/10/2011 5:40:12 PM PDT by Walrus (Government abuse of taxing powers caused the FIRST American Revolution...)
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To: Bockscar

Reminds me of that bumper sticker.

Where am I going?
And why am I in this handbasket?

9 posted on 06/10/2011 5:42:27 PM PDT by 21twelve (Obama Recreating the New Deal:
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To: Region Rat; humblegunner

A couple of points....

First, welcome to Free Republic.

Next, thanks for not posting an excerpt of your own “material” here. We have an annoying and ongoing problem with what are known as blog pimps here and its somewhat refreshing to see someone not have to get it the hard way.

Don’t be surprised if you get a pat on the head from our Blogger Overlord in the near future...

Lastly, you may not realize it but any username here at FR that uses the word “rat” in any form dredges up memories of a real rat that ran roughshod over several Conservative forums in the past...rationality, the rat, ratio, ration; he trolled under every conceivable name that used the word rat, and was one of the biggest PITA that anyone every saw; we’re talking legendary trolling here...just so you know, if anyone yanks your chain over your choice of names, that history may have something to do with it....


10 posted on 06/10/2011 5:57:12 PM PDT by Bean Counter (Your what hurts??)
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To: Region Rat

The general political and economic situation is rather funny, in an hysterical way.

11 posted on 06/10/2011 6:40:26 PM PDT by familyop (We Baby Boomers are croaking in a thunderous avalanche of rottenness heard across the universe.)
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To: Region Rat
WelcomeTo FreeRepublic!
12 posted on 06/11/2011 7:51:08 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo ( Now, More Than Ever.)
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