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Pelosi Wants Weiner Probe
The Vitamin Press ^ | 06/09/11 | Kip Hooker

Posted on 06/11/2011 7:41:49 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress

Washington- In a week that could hardly have used anymore bad news for New York Representative Anthony Weiner it would appear that such bad news has come. Today in Washington his, one time, greatest champion has come full semi-circle and decided to not only withdraw her support but to pursue an aggressive coarse of action in investigating what has come to be known, at least colloquially, as ‘Weinergate’.

In an exclusive interview with The Vitamin Press former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi made it very clear that she is displeased with the situation going so far as to say “I am very unsatisfied with Weiner,” and further ejaculated that “Weiner has left a bad taste in my mouth”.

When pressed as to what actions, if any, could be taken against the troubled congressman Pelosi emphatically stated, “I want a Weiner probe!”

News travels fast in Washington and mere hours after the suggestion had been made Representative Weiner’s press secretary Jon Stewart called a conference and just as emphatically stated, “Weiner probe! Weiner probe my ass! This isn’t about truth, this isn’t about justice. This is about stroking Weiner! And let me tell you . . . no one’s licked Weiner yet and Nancy Pelosi’s not about to be the first.”


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: anthonyweiner; nancypelosi; newyork; parody; sarcasm; satire; weinergate
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1 posted on 06/11/2011 7:41:57 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress
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To: TheVitaminPress
From The Vitamin Press

2 posted on 06/11/2011 7:42:18 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: TheVitaminPress

THat headline gives me the creeps. Is this satire?


3 posted on 06/11/2011 7:43:10 PM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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To: afraidfortherepublic

Yes, but give it a couple days and it might not be.:)


4 posted on 06/11/2011 7:43:46 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: TheVitaminPress

Pelosi’s face looks better there.


5 posted on 06/11/2011 7:46:49 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: afraidfortherepublic

“Pelosi wants Weiner probe.”
I bet she does!


6 posted on 06/11/2011 7:48:59 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Mr. Mojo

I think it’s the lighting.


7 posted on 06/11/2011 7:50:06 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: TheVitaminPress
Pelosi Wants Weiner Probe

Oh no please not that!


8 posted on 06/11/2011 7:52:03 PM PDT by Brandonmark (News Coverage)
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To: TheVitaminPress
Pelosi Wants Weiner Probe

Well, at least she's seen the thing. She's not buying a pig in a poke.

9 posted on 06/11/2011 7:52:15 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: Brandonmark

HAHAHA!


10 posted on 06/11/2011 7:54:13 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: Still Thinking

LOL, I think she’d settle for a poke by the pig.


11 posted on 06/11/2011 7:55:02 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: TheVitaminPress

Good one!!!!


12 posted on 06/11/2011 7:56:05 PM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: Lazamataz

“Pelosi Wants Weiner Probe”


13 posted on 06/11/2011 7:56:22 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: TheVitaminPress
“Pelosi wants Weiner probe.”

Hey, even an old girl like her needs to dust out the cobwebs every now and then...

14 posted on 06/11/2011 7:56:25 PM PDT by apillar
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To: Gabz

Thanks!


15 posted on 06/11/2011 7:59:02 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: apillar

Ha, no there is a mental image I could have done without!


16 posted on 06/11/2011 7:59:31 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: TheVitaminPress
LOL, I think she’d settle for a poke by the pig.

That WOULD explain why she wants wiener.....er, Wiener

17 posted on 06/11/2011 7:59:58 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: apillar

I wouldn’t dust out those cobwebs.


18 posted on 06/11/2011 8:00:14 PM PDT by unkus
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To: TheVitaminPress

A weiner or a probe or both?


19 posted on 06/11/2011 8:02:43 PM PDT by PaleoBob
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To: Still Thinking

Ha!


20 posted on 06/11/2011 8:04:11 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: PaleoBob

At this point I think she’d settle for either.


21 posted on 06/11/2011 8:04:49 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: TheVitaminPress

Talk about a wiener-shriveler........


22 posted on 06/11/2011 8:09:04 PM PDT by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Wanna learn humility? Become a Pittsburgh Pirates fan!)
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To: TheVitaminPress
Pelosi Wants Weiner Probe

and Harry aims to please...


23 posted on 06/11/2011 8:20:29 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: Some Fat Guy in L.A.

She couldnt provide stimulas even with an act of congress!


24 posted on 06/11/2011 8:23:49 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: smoothsailing

ROFLMAO!


25 posted on 06/11/2011 8:24:56 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: TheVitaminPress

“Pelosi Wants Weiner Probe”

Too late, he’s married.


26 posted on 06/11/2011 8:25:52 PM PDT by Grunthor (Make the lefts' collective brain cell implode; Cain/Bolton 2012.)
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To: TheVitaminPress

That title is funny on SO many levels...


27 posted on 06/11/2011 8:35:19 PM PDT by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: TheVitaminPress
I'm sure if Pslosi drops her panties and bends over Weinner will oblige!
28 posted on 06/11/2011 8:35:27 PM PDT by dalereed
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To: Grunthor

Yes, but maybe not for much longer.


29 posted on 06/11/2011 8:36:05 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: Grunthor

“Too late, he’s married.”

being a muslim he’s 3 wifes short of the allowed number!


30 posted on 06/11/2011 8:37:34 PM PDT by dalereed
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To: PzLdr

Thank you!


31 posted on 06/11/2011 8:47:49 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: TheVitaminPress

“Pelosi Want Weiner Probe”

So what’s new, so does Bawney!


32 posted on 06/11/2011 8:49:23 PM PDT by Rembrandt (.. AND the donkey you rode in on.)
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To: TheVitaminPress

ROFLMAO! That image makes me think she’s already HAD a Weiner probe — and it missed the target.

Actually, a Weiner probe might be exactly what she needed.


33 posted on 06/11/2011 8:59:37 PM PDT by Dick Bachert
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My urologist uses a weiner probe and I think that should be the first of the Congressman's many punishments. It's a horrific instrument that can make strong men cry.

I'm especially amused and chagrined by the current attempt to whitewash Weiner's lecherous urges as some sort of treatable ailment. He made all the juvenile decisions involving the public display of his willie -- decisions any responsible adult would have avoided.

34 posted on 06/11/2011 9:09:53 PM PDT by Bernard Marx
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To: Rembrandt
From The Vitamin Press

35 posted on 06/11/2011 9:15:47 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: Dick Bachert
That image makes me think she’s already HAD a Weiner probe — and it missed the target.

HA, so true.

36 posted on 06/11/2011 9:16:55 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: Bernard Marx

True, very true.

Great name BTW. BNW is one of my all time favorites.


37 posted on 06/11/2011 9:21:25 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: TheVitaminPress

ROTFLMAO!

Thank you! Made my evening.


38 posted on 06/11/2011 9:22:25 PM PDT by MV=PY
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To: MV=PY

TY!


39 posted on 06/11/2011 9:25:36 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: TheVitaminPress

Pelosi Hangs Weiner Out to Dry


40 posted on 06/11/2011 9:28:05 PM PDT by Mr. K (CAPSLOCK! -Unleash the fury! [Palin/Bachman 2012- unbeatable ticket])
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To: Mr. K

Haha . . . good one!


41 posted on 06/11/2011 9:29:56 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: smoothsailing

Remember in the movie “Devils Advocate” where Keanu Reeves wife keeps seeing flashes of the demons inside the people when she looks at them

That is what I see whenever I look at these evil democraps


42 posted on 06/11/2011 9:32:03 PM PDT by Mr. K (CAPSLOCK! -Unleash the fury! [Palin/Bachman 2012- unbeatable ticket])
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To: TheVitaminPress
I think it’s the lighting.

Me thinks the same. She would look a lot better if there wasn't any.

43 posted on 06/11/2011 9:54:33 PM PDT by uptoolate (For the record: I have complete assurance that nothing can pluck me from His hand)
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To: Farmer Dean

“Pelosi wants Weiner probe.”
I bet she does!

Yeah she hasn’t been allowed to do that scince she lost her Air Force jet, her hubby claims she’s just not the same without it.


44 posted on 06/11/2011 9:54:40 PM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah, so shall it be again.")
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To: TheVitaminPress

“Pelosi wants Weiner probe.”

Who needs her? Hell, Weiener wants any probe he can get.


45 posted on 06/11/2011 10:29:26 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: All

When Pelosi said they were going to “drain the swamp of corruption” she didn’t tell us they would do so by drinking the swamp water.


46 posted on 06/11/2011 10:51:50 PM PDT by Rodney Dangerfield (David Horowitz: "The War on Sarah Palin is really a War on Conservatives.")
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To: uptoolate

ROFLMAO . . . now that’s funny!


47 posted on 06/12/2011 6:10:02 AM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: Mr. K

I didn’t see the movie, but then I didn’t need too, I know exactly what you’re talking about. We know there is evil in the world, Pelosi and Reed are domestic exhibits of that truth.


48 posted on 06/12/2011 7:44:29 AM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: TheVitaminPress
Great name BTW. BNW is one of my all time favorites.

It's nice to have someone recognize its origin. I can't count the times I've been attacked as a "filthy Marxist" by knuckle-draggers here. I re-read the book recently and was struck by Huxley's prescience.

49 posted on 06/12/2011 9:11:06 AM PDT by Bernard Marx
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To: Bernard Marx
I can't count the times I've been attacked as a "filthy Marxist" by knuckle-draggers here

I don't know if I should laugh at that or go into the face palm.

I've read BNW twice. The first time was in high school and during those strange times of the 1990's cloning, virtual reality, conditioning and the velvet gloved despotism of the prozac/soma nation seemed far closer to reality than what Orwell had suggested. These days, however, I'm not as sure.

I think I'll re-read it pretty soon. It is truly a masterpiece.

50 posted on 06/13/2011 5:56:00 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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