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Pelosi Wants Weiner Probe
The Vitamin Press ^
| 06/09/11
| Kip Hooker
Posted on 06/11/2011 7:41:49 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress
Washington- In a week that could hardly have used anymore bad news for New York Representative Anthony Weiner it would appear that such bad news has come. Today in Washington his, one time, greatest champion has come full semi-circle and decided to not only withdraw her support but to pursue an aggressive coarse of action in investigating what has come to be known, at least colloquially, as ‘Weinergate’.
In an exclusive interview with The Vitamin Press former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi made it very clear that she is displeased with the situation going so far as to say “I am very unsatisfied with Weiner,” and further ejaculated that “Weiner has left a bad taste in my mouth”.
When pressed as to what actions, if any, could be taken against the troubled congressman Pelosi emphatically stated, “I want a Weiner probe!”
News travels fast in Washington and mere hours after the suggestion had been made Representative Weiner’s press secretary Jon Stewart called a conference and just as emphatically stated, “Weiner probe! Weiner probe my ass! This isn’t about truth, this isn’t about justice. This is about stroking Weiner! And let me tell you . . . no one’s licked Weiner yet and Nancy Pelosi’s not about to be the first.”
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: anthonyweiner; nancypelosi; newyork; parody; sarcasm; satire; weinergate
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To: PaleoBob
At this point I think she’d settle for either.
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posted on
06/11/2011 8:04:49 PM PDT
by
TheVitaminPress
(as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
To: TheVitaminPress
Talk about a wiener-shriveler........
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posted on
06/11/2011 8:09:04 PM PDT
by
Some Fat Guy in L.A.
(Wanna learn humility? Become a Pittsburgh Pirates fan!)
To: TheVitaminPress
Pelosi Wants Weiner Probeand Harry aims to please...
To: Some Fat Guy in L.A.
She couldnt provide stimulas even with an act of congress!
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posted on
06/11/2011 8:23:49 PM PDT
by
TheVitaminPress
(as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
To: smoothsailing
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posted on
06/11/2011 8:24:56 PM PDT
by
TheVitaminPress
(as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
To: TheVitaminPress
“Pelosi Wants Weiner Probe”
Too late, he’s married.
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posted on
06/11/2011 8:25:52 PM PDT
by
Grunthor
(Make the lefts' collective brain cell implode; Cain/Bolton 2012.)
To: TheVitaminPress
That title is funny on SO many levels...
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posted on
06/11/2011 8:35:19 PM PDT
by
PzLdr
("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
To: TheVitaminPress
I'm sure if Pslosi drops her panties and bends over Weinner will oblige!
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posted on
06/11/2011 8:35:27 PM PDT
by
dalereed
To: Grunthor
Yes, but maybe not for much longer.
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posted on
06/11/2011 8:36:05 PM PDT
by
TheVitaminPress
(as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
To: Grunthor
“Too late, he’s married.”
being a muslim he’s 3 wifes short of the allowed number!
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posted on
06/11/2011 8:37:34 PM PDT
by
dalereed
To: PzLdr
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posted on
06/11/2011 8:47:49 PM PDT
by
TheVitaminPress
(as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
To: TheVitaminPress
“Pelosi Want Weiner Probe”
So what’s new, so does Bawney!
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posted on
06/11/2011 8:49:23 PM PDT
by
Rembrandt
(.. AND the donkey you rode in on.)
To: TheVitaminPress
ROFLMAO! That image makes me think she’s already HAD a Weiner probe — and it missed the target.
Actually, a Weiner probe might be exactly what she needed.
To: TheVitaminPress
My urologist uses a weiner probe and I think that should be the first of the Congressman's many punishments. It's a horrific instrument that can make strong men cry.
I'm especially amused and chagrined by the current attempt to whitewash Weiner's lecherous urges as some sort of treatable ailment. He made all the juvenile decisions involving the public display of his willie -- decisions any responsible adult would have avoided.
To: Rembrandt
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posted on
06/11/2011 9:15:47 PM PDT
by
TheVitaminPress
(as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
To: Dick Bachert
That image makes me think she’s already HAD a Weiner probe — and it missed the target.HA, so true.
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posted on
06/11/2011 9:16:55 PM PDT
by
TheVitaminPress
(as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
To: Bernard Marx
True, very true.
Great name BTW. BNW is one of my all time favorites.
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posted on
06/11/2011 9:21:25 PM PDT
by
TheVitaminPress
(as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
To: TheVitaminPress
ROTFLMAO!
Thank you! Made my evening.
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posted on
06/11/2011 9:22:25 PM PDT
by
MV=PY
To: MV=PY
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posted on
06/11/2011 9:25:36 PM PDT
by
TheVitaminPress
(as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
To: TheVitaminPress
Pelosi Hangs Weiner Out to Dry
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posted on
06/11/2011 9:28:05 PM PDT
by
Mr. K
(CAPSLOCK! -Unleash the fury! [Palin/Bachman 2012- unbeatable ticket])
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