Skip to comments.Administration Weighing Whether to Invade Belgium
Posted on 06/17/2011 12:45:52 PM PDT by John Semmens
Giddy with its success in fending off Congressional interference with its Libyan intervention, the Obama Administration is said to be assessing whether to take similar steps toward Belgium.
For more than a year now Belgium has had no government, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton observed. There hasnt been any panic yet, but how long can we rely upon the traditional lethargy of the Belgians to keep things from getting out of hand?
Its not as if everything has come to a halt in Belgium. Shops are open. Factories continue to manufacture goods. Even government offices and officers are still on the job. The problem is there is no parliament to pass new laws and no recognized prime minister with which leaders of other nations can confer.
Its a situation fraught with peril, Clinton insisted. Without a government no new initiatives can be undertaken to deal with emerging crises. People will be left to themselves to figure out how to solve problems. Its a humanitarian disaster waiting to happen.
Clinton cautioned against those who suggest that the issue is outside of our jurisdiction. We cant sit idly by and hope that the Belgians will resolve the crisis themselves, Clinton asserted. The very lack of panic itself is an insidious temptation to surrounding states. We cannot rule out the possibility that they could easily lapse into a similar state of near anarchy. It may be necessary for us to inject an external military presence in order to restore a normal state of governance in the country.
Seize the Leffe brewery first!
Can’t barry just go to waffle house if he wants some waffles?
Watch for the new democrat party poll requesting which country is least liked by the voting American public. THAT will be the next country barry the bastard will bomb.
Things just haven’t been the same since Poirot emigrated.
It seems historically to fit in with the dictatorial thing to do.
LOL, Good one John. Has some familiar overtones.
If its Tuesday - it must be Belgium ...
First, we invade Belgium ... then make a flanking maneuver south to bypass the Maginot Line ... pretty soon, we will be dipping our tootsies in the Seine in GAY old Paree ...
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