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The Stuuuupidest Bumper Sticker Ever
Vocal Minority ^ | 6/18/11 | EricTheRed

Posted on 06/18/2011 2:21:20 PM PDT by EricTheRed_VocalMinority

Yesterday I parked at a Starbucks and while walking to the place noticed a car (no, it was not a Prius) with the stupidest bumper sticker ever. Actually it had two: The first was that COEXIST one which is also stupid. Because the problems we have today aren't because of Christians fighting with Muslims fighting with Jews fighting with Buddhists fighting with Shintos fighting with Zoroastrians fighting with athiests. The problem is freaking Muslims and left-wing socialist-Marxist secular-"progressive" athiests.

But I digress. The other bumper sticker was the real stupid one. It said, "It wouldn't kill you to learn Spanish."

???

Discuss.


TOPICS: Government; Politics
KEYWORDS: education; english; moonbats; spanish
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1 posted on 06/18/2011 2:21:22 PM PDT by EricTheRed_VocalMinority
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority

I took Spanish in high school.

I learned enough to now what the creeps behind me are saying and can speak enough to p*ss them off and possibly get me killed.

:D


2 posted on 06/18/2011 2:23:25 PM PDT by Salamander (I wear my sunglasses at night.)
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority
I like this one...:>)
3 posted on 06/18/2011 2:24:32 PM PDT by GSP.FAN (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority

4 posted on 06/18/2011 2:24:45 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Let this chant follow BHO everywhere he goes: "You lie. You lie. You lie.")
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority

If I planned to move to a Spanish-speaking country, I certainly would. But I live in an English-speaking country.


5 posted on 06/18/2011 2:25:20 PM PDT by Genoa (Starve the beast.)
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority

It wouldn’t kill you to go back to Mexico.

Oh, wait...


6 posted on 06/18/2011 2:25:48 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open ( <o> ---)
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To: Salamander

I seen the same one but on her car the other sticker was “supporting a woman’s right to choose”. Volvo sedan.


7 posted on 06/18/2011 2:26:01 PM PDT by steveo (PETO-VT-IN-MARI-SVB-CRVCE-AVSTRALI-SEPELIAR)
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority

>>>”It wouldn’t kill you to learn Spanish.”

It wouldn’t kill them to learn English either.

And it’s rather hard to coexist when one particular religion wants me to convert, pay them to be left alone, or die. I will not submit... so, there’s only once choice left for me in their holy book.


8 posted on 06/18/2011 2:26:10 PM PDT by Keith in Iowa (FR Class of 1998 | TV News is an oxymoron. | MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority
On a truck back window today I saw a decal that said, “Infidel,” and then the same word under it in Arabic.
9 posted on 06/18/2011 2:26:42 PM PDT by Excellence (Buy Progresso, take off the label, write "not halal," mail to Campbell's soup company.)
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority

Hysterical. LMAO.


10 posted on 06/18/2011 2:26:55 PM PDT by EnquiringMind
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To: Salamander

Same here. I speak enough Spanish to keep them off guard. Once coming out of a 7-11 near where I live(and the Mexican illegals hang out) I had one looking at me kinda funny so I said in German “Guten tag, schissekopf!’’(Good morning sh!thead!’’) Man did he look at me weird!


11 posted on 06/18/2011 2:26:55 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: RandallFlagg
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12 posted on 06/18/2011 2:27:27 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority

Learning a foreign language makes your brain stronger. Like learning math, or learning a musical instrument.

But I don’t think that’s what they meant. :)


13 posted on 06/18/2011 2:28:48 PM PDT by I Shall Endure
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To: cripplecreek

God do I love diversity!! : - D


14 posted on 06/18/2011 2:30:03 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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To: Salamander
Unless you have a very good teacher, the Spanish you learn in school won't help you much when it comes to the Spanish spoken on the street.
15 posted on 06/18/2011 2:32:32 PM PDT by PUGACHEV
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority

To have both of those bumper stickers on the same car makes it especially ironic.

For those in Rio Linda: Coexist means “doing what it takes to coexist”. That means that in the US a person who did not speak English and was serious about it would, as their first act, learn fluent English.


16 posted on 06/18/2011 2:32:49 PM PDT by RobRoy (The US today: Revelation 18:4)
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To: Excellence

“On a truck back window today I saw a decal that said, “Infidel,” and then the same word under it in Arabic.”

I have two shirts that have the same thing printed on them. However, my understanding is that the Arabic portion reads “Down with Allah” or something to that effect.

In any case, if this offends someone, then though shit.

Mission Accomplished.


17 posted on 06/18/2011 2:33:56 PM PDT by Howie66 (I can see November (2012) from my house.)
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To: GSP.FAN

I like it, too!

Need to get one for my truck! It’ll fit right there with my “9MM Beats 9-1-1 Every Time” and “IMPEACH OBAMA” stickers.


18 posted on 06/18/2011 2:35:45 PM PDT by Howie66 (I can see November (2012) from my house.)
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority

You capisce Yiddish? Vaffanculo


19 posted on 06/18/2011 2:36:21 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Somewhere in Kenya a village is missing its idiot)
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority

I’ll try and one-up you: the stupidest bumper-sticker I ever saw was “Pavement Is Forever”


20 posted on 06/18/2011 2:36:35 PM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (Public employee unions are the barbarian hordes of our time.)
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To: jmacusa

How do you say that in “Austrian”? ;^}


21 posted on 06/18/2011 2:36:41 PM PDT by GOYAKLA (Flush Congress in 2010 & 2012)
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To: Salamander

I speak, read, and write French as they wont allow you to graduate from HS in canadastan without it. I learned Japanese forcefully because my job depends on it. If there ever was a new language I would learn it would be Mandarin, as the Chicoms will be the new enemies of the country.

Spanish? Just like that Beavis and Butthead episode, the only thing I care about is burritos, nachos and of course, kulos’ and tetas.


22 posted on 06/18/2011 2:36:52 PM PDT by max americana (.)
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority

I’ve been plotting to get a whole bunch of bumper stickers printed up that say: “Yes, I’m an Idiot!” Then when I see an Obama sticker, place one of mine beside it.

Of course, I’m a coward & will probably never do it. But I wish someone else would! :-)


23 posted on 06/18/2011 2:38:31 PM PDT by Twotone (Marte Et Clypeo)
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority

No it wouldn’t kill me, but I’m not learning a foreign language in order to converse in my native country.


24 posted on 06/18/2011 2:39:11 PM PDT by Domandred (Fdisk, format, and reinstall the entire .gov system.)
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To: Psycho_Bunny

That being the case, why do we need to spend so much on our aging and crumbling “infrastructure”? Might be something to ask the owner of the bumper sticker, eh?


25 posted on 06/18/2011 2:40:43 PM PDT by Past Your Eyes (NO MORE SECOND TERMS!!)
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To: Domandred

It wouldn’t kill me either,but the first person that tries to force me to learn a foreign language may have a problem.


27 posted on 06/18/2011 2:45:03 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: RandallFlagg; GSP.FAN

Brilliant!


28 posted on 06/18/2011 2:46:10 PM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority

How’s about “It wouldn’t kill you to learn English. My parents did when they came to this country LEGALLY.”


29 posted on 06/18/2011 2:46:34 PM PDT by toothfairy86
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To: jmacusa
[...]so I said in German “Guten tag, schissekopf!’’(Good morning sh!thead!’’)

A native German-speaker would probably have also given you a double-take. The word would be "Scheißkopf," and though it would definitely be understood that you were trying to be insulting, that isn't a fixed expression in German, just as my quickly consulting my German->English dictionary and calling you a "duck-squeezer" or a "currant-crapper" wouldn't make much sense to you (an "Entenklemmer" is a tightwad, while a "Korinthenkacker" is an anal-retentive, bureaucratic, or niggling person), though I might still get beaten up for my trouble.

Regards,

30 posted on 06/18/2011 2:47:14 PM PDT by alexander_busek
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority

No te mataría a aprender Inglés.


31 posted on 06/18/2011 2:47:47 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority
"It wouldn't kill you to learn Spanish."

aka "The Language of the Kitchen". English today is the Language of the Boardroom.

(While Mandarin will be the language of the Boardroom tomorrow)

32 posted on 06/18/2011 2:47:57 PM PDT by The Theophilus (Obama's Key to win 2012: Ban Haloperidol)
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority
I see the COEXTST bumpersticker fairly often but have never seen the learn Spanish one. Usually when you see a car ahead of you that is covered with bumperstickers it will belong to a leftist.

I have 2 on my Tahoe right now. One is a small yellow oval that is from the Texas state rifle association. The other one says: YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL AND I WILL GO TO TEXAS a quote from Davey Crockett. I have seen people reading that one and then giving me a dirty look.

33 posted on 06/18/2011 2:51:44 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: alexander_busek

I knew what I was saying, trust me. I know enough German.


34 posted on 06/18/2011 2:51:46 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority
The bumper sticker shows the ignorance of liberals!

The 'illegals' normally don't speak 'Spanish'. They speak Mexican and South American dialects that contain some Spanish words. If you spoke to one in 'Spanish' they most likely would not understand you.

I lived in South Texas for several years and had a good friend that spoke fluent Spanish. He couldn't understand them either. I also had a friend who immigrated from Mexico. He admitted that he couldn't speak Spanish.

Liberals are just stupid and don't know it. They shouldn't be in charge and probably shouldn't be allowed to vote.

35 posted on 06/18/2011 2:52:39 PM PDT by CharlyFord
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To: Twotone

lol


36 posted on 06/18/2011 2:52:53 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
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To: alexander_busek

I could have said ‘’arseloche’’ too, (a-hole in German).


37 posted on 06/18/2011 2:53:06 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority
This one by far is the stupidest bumper sticker I have ever seen.


38 posted on 06/18/2011 2:54:07 PM PDT by Hoodat (Yet in all these things we are more than conquerors through Him who loved us. - (Rom 8:37))
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To: toothfairy86

I spent five months in 1985/86 going full time to a Spanish language class. I then spent most of the next 12 years living in Latin America. I was at the 4-level when I left Cuba in 1997, and now, living in south Florida, I have no excuse for letting my ability lapse. I DO enjoy listening to them rattle on and not suspecting that I understand a lot of what they’re saying.


39 posted on 06/18/2011 2:54:42 PM PDT by Ax
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority
What's the big deal, you can learn Spanish in a day?!


40 posted on 06/18/2011 3:01:17 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Excellence

There’s a sticker that says in Arabic “I will not submit” in large calligraphy with the transliteration underneath (”Lan Astaslem”).

It means of course “I will never switch to Islam”.

Now if I can only find one to go with my Teutonic Knights Crusader cross lapel pin.

BTW, “No te mataria a aprender ingles!”

;^)


41 posted on 06/18/2011 3:03:39 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("Deport Muslims. Nuke Mecca. Death to Islam. Freedom for mankind.")
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority


42 posted on 06/18/2011 3:07:34 PM PDT by Notwithstanding
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority

As an native born American I would expect Guest who come to my country to visit to speak english just as we would be expected to speak a foriegn language when we’re visiting there.

Don’t come here demanding that I learn your language.If you can’t take the time to learn english get the hell out and goto whatever country you came from.

This is espechially true of people who are coming from South of the Border.


43 posted on 06/18/2011 3:09:09 PM PDT by puppypusher (The World is going to the dogs.)
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To: Howie66

I have one and,thanks to you, just ordered two more at opsgear.com. They’re on special for $11.99!


44 posted on 06/18/2011 3:10:31 PM PDT by manic4organic (We won. Get over it.)
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority
"It wouldn't kill you to learn Spanish."

My reply...

Speak our language or live in a country that speaks yours... that's called "respect"

45 posted on 06/18/2011 3:12:22 PM PDT by tophat9000 (Global Warming, undeniable truth; Obama, infallible genius; Apple perfect, invented everything)
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To: elcid1970

We could use some old knights’ heraldic shields on tee shirts. They would make colorful, intriguing conversation starters. Knights Templar come to mind.


46 posted on 06/18/2011 3:12:37 PM PDT by cradle of freedom (Long live the Republic !)
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To: EricTheRed_VocalMinority
"It wouldn't kill you to learn Spanish."

Where is this lady, I want to sue her for emotional distress. You see, I have a very rare disease - Latilingudeccum, which means, if I learn more than 100 spanish words.... (sob)..... I DIE.....(SOB)

47 posted on 06/18/2011 3:13:26 PM PDT by Lazamataz (First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them. -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: max americana

I can speak Spanish....”Julio Inglesias” - all a girl needs, really.


48 posted on 06/18/2011 3:15:00 PM PDT by Churchillspirit (9/11/01...NEVER FORGET.)
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To: Notwithstanding

49 posted on 06/18/2011 3:15:38 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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50 posted on 06/18/2011 3:16:31 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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