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Reagan Tells Democrat Jokes
Reaganite Republican ^ | June 20, 2011 | Reaganite Republican

Posted on 06/20/2011 4:47:27 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican

More timeless, lib-poking wit from the Gipper:

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans...

Some of you may remember that in my early days, I was sort of a bleeding heart liberal. Then I became a man and put away childish ways.

The problem with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant... but that they know so much that simply isn't so

A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at?

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. 

Latinos are Republican. They just don't know it yet.

One way to make sure crime doesn't pay would be to let the government run it.

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.... 



And this clip of ole Dutch is pretty funny if you haven't seen it... great Dem joke:

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: jokes; quotes; reagan; speech

1 posted on 06/20/2011 4:47:32 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: Reaganite Republican
Best Joke I ever heard Reagan tell.
A mature women walks into a wedding dress shop and asks for a white wedding dress. the salesperson seems surprised she wants a white dress and asked if she has ever been married. She answers 3 times but, she never had sex.
The first time was tragic. My husband and I agreed to wait till marriage. On the way to the honeymoon hotel he died.
The second was equally tragic. We agreed to wait until the wedding night, but while going to the hotel we had such a bad argument, that we annulled the marriage and never spoke again.
That's terrible said the sales person, what about the 3rd?
Oh, he was a Democrat and just sat at the end of the bed and told me how great it was going to be.
2 posted on 06/20/2011 8:10:39 AM PDT by Tex52
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To: Tex52

That is epic, Tex- can’t say I’ve heard that one before, much obliged sir


3 posted on 06/20/2011 2:08:55 PM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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