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To: Reaganite Republican
Best Joke I ever heard Reagan tell.
A mature women walks into a wedding dress shop and asks for a white wedding dress. the salesperson seems surprised she wants a white dress and asked if she has ever been married. She answers 3 times but, she never had sex.
The first time was tragic. My husband and I agreed to wait till marriage. On the way to the honeymoon hotel he died.
The second was equally tragic. We agreed to wait until the wedding night, but while going to the hotel we had such a bad argument, that we annulled the marriage and never spoke again.
That's terrible said the sales person, what about the 3rd?
Oh, he was a Democrat and just sat at the end of the bed and told me how great it was going to be.
2 posted on 06/20/2011 8:10:39 AM PDT by Tex52
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To: Tex52

That is epic, Tex- can’t say I’ve heard that one before, much obliged sir


3 posted on 06/20/2011 2:08:55 PM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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