DUmmie FUnnies 06-20-11 (The Bouncy of Bouncies: "My grocery store smackdown.")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 20, 2011 | DUmmie Dreamer Tatum, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[GSP.FAN]

This is the thread he is making fun of..

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=439&topic_id=1327727&mesg_id=1327727

[Holen1]

This was great...but it was better after reading TwixVoy’s bouncey. IMHO.

[Charles Henrickson]

It’s the FUnniest piece of satire FROM WITHIN DUMMIELAND . . . EVAH! A classic! I’m still laughing!!

[Jo Nuvark]

JACK BURTON: Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes,
and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah,
Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says,
“Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.”

[MtnClimber]

His nickname from the Mexican is Ben Dayho???? That is funny. In Mexico Pendejo is a profanity that means something like mentally retarded person.

[Charles Henrickson]

Thank you. I'll have to read the original on which the parody is based later.

Played the "personal responsibility card" at the grocery store today

[E Rocc]

One of us. Has to be. “Ben Dayho” clinches it.

[jonascord]

I'm not sure of the purpose of these masturbatory fantasies, except perhaps to reassure themselves that an actual conservative would sneer and sigh if so confronted. To watch, with the tolerance of an Adult, as the little spider monkey capers about, flinging poo...

Meanwhile, we are nursing the hope that the little twirp would be so overcome with what he feels is "bravery" that he makes an actual threat of physical violence.

And then, well, he will have an up close lesson in lingering pain, and a readjustment to his mobility. Something that would require screws and plates and a GOOD orthopedic specialist. Perhaps sixs weeks of eating tofu thru a straw. Then their audience can call the ER, and ponder the wisdom of poking thru the bars.

Like Tom Clancy said, if you are going to pull the Tiger's tail, you'd better have a plan for his teeth.

We understand the cost of violence. That's why these pudknockers can dream these cute little fictions. They never have seen the price that was paid for them to act the Fool, the reason we don't cave in their skulls.

These occupants of the Left side of the Bell Curve aren't bright enough to realize that One Day, one of them will actually do something more than swap wet dreams, something so egregious that it will be worth 50 years of Payback.

[MAexile]

Tofu and wheat germ? Make my own clothing from hemp?

Good one! I needed a laugh today.

[FlyingEagle]

Ben Dayho means Best Friend in Espanol, right?

[wastedyears]

If ever there’s a ridiculous movie, it’s that one.

[Irishgirl]

I haven’t even read a tenth of this and am convulsively LOLing! This is brilliant! Back to read more. Haha!

[Mark was here]

My Spanish is just a little shaky, but I can understand it pretty well from the downloads I get of Caracas news stations. His name is Isidro, and he's even given me a nickname: Ben Dayho.

For those whose Spanish is a little shaky ... “Pendejo” means: Asshole; jerk ... “Pen” = Ben and “dejo” = Dayho.

[Mark was here]

My Spanish is just a little shaky, but I can understand it pretty well from the downloads I get of Caracas news stations. His name is Isidro, and he's even given me a nickname: Ben Dayho.

For those whose Spanish is a little shaky ... “Pendejo” means: Asshole; jerk ... “Pen” = Ben and “dejo” = Dayho.

[MNDude]

Lol! Hes a freeper troll!

[Cicero]

You’re right. It’s included in a Wikipedia article on Spanish profanity.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_profanity#Pendejo

[BufordP]

YOU SUCK! You, you, you RETHUGLICAN!

36½ posted on 06/20/2011 8:16:13 PM EDT by TwixVoy (Daylight come. Ben Dayho wanta go home.)

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YOU SUCK! You, you, you RETHUGLICAN!

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[netmilsmom]

I truly think that the FReeper should come and take credit.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

When the word first appeared to the general public in “Up In Smoke,” my Mexican friends told me it refers to someone who has sex with pigs. The “f” word is in there somewhere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIdtwKgjLPY

[Holen1]

LOL. How’d you do that?