DUmmie FUnnies 06-20-11 (The Bouncy of Bouncies: "My grocery store smackdown.")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 20, 2011 | DUmmie Dreamer Tatum, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[Army Air Corps]

I would move, of course, but then they would win, and I have to stay here. I have to stay to stick it to them.

Poor DUmmie. You are hardly a blip on the radar of those who you hate. They are too busy putting their energies into achieving their goals.

[Publius6961]

There is just one flaw in this thread.
Dummy Dreamer spelt "pendejo" wrong.

[jurroppi1]

Ben Dayho = bendejo?

[Army Air Corps]

Now, on to read the rest of the article...

[Ballygrl]

I saw it unfold, it was a thing of beauty.

[Army Air Corps]

Some of the funniest stuff I have read in while!

[Caipirabob]

My Spanish is just a little shaky, but I can understand it pretty well from the downloads I get of Caracas news stations. His name is Isidro, and he's even given me a nickname: Ben Dayho. I don't know if there's a sidekick from Mexican folk tales named Ben Dayho, or what, but I like it, and he lights up whenever I walk up to him and say, "Hola, Isidro! Es mi, Ben Dayho!" Seems to make his day, which is the least I can do.

LOL! Great satire and I can just see it happening...

[Pan_Yan]

Not that I'm not accustomed to cracking some Blackwater skulls.

So.

Much.

Win.

[mylife]

Pinche pendejo!!! LoL

What a baboso!

[MtnClimber]

The spelling and meaning vary from country to country. I think it is the same word.

[mylife]

Pinche pendejo!!! LoL

What a baboso!

[I_be_tc]

Ohmigawd. I laughed through all of this. Did some of them actually believe any of it??!!?? I mean this guy has to live in Oklahoma and he lives in a McMansion area? Wow, his carbon footprint must be huge. And he justifies staying, cuz he won’t be bullied. And those poor penis envied truck owners. Having to pull over. My guess is they might pull over behind him and kick a little arse, but they certainly are not pulling over because they are so ashamed of “their deficiencies”. Hilarious!

[GSP.FAN]

When you start off with this assumption,you know the rest of it is made up....

“Most ground level republicans are uneducated, poor, and generally have made bad choices in life based on hateful personalities. They really love to blame others, and come across as if they have done everything right in life compared to everyone else. I have found that in 99% of the cases once you actually start to know a little personal information about these people the exact opposite is true. Almost always their life is a self made train wreck.

This morning I had a very interesting encounter with a republican in line at the grocery store”.

[luvie]

Charles.....was that you??

It WASN’T a DUmmie, the spelling was too precise. I would suggest not doing that next time...ya know? In the name of accuracy?

[Huntress]

This is just too pat, with every possible politically correct detail.

I suspect DUmmie Dreamer Tatum is a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!

[Charles Henrickson]

It WASN’T a DUmmie, the spelling was too precise.

And I noticed, there was only one "f" word in the whole thing. That's a giveaway.

But no, it was not I who wrote it. I just appreciate good satire when I read it, and this was brilliant!

Either Dreamer Tatum is a DUmmie who can laugh at his own side--a rare commodity--or he is, yes, a deeply embedded (1000+ posts) LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!

[GeronL]

Another grocery store bouncy??

Is this the only place DUmmies interact with civilization?

[Charles Henrickson]

Another grocery store bouncy?? Is this the only place DUmmies interact with civilization?

Gotta come up out of the basement SOMETIME for more Doritos and triage milk.

[jurroppi1]

I believe you are correct sir! I remember it from Cheech and Chong’s Up In Smoke...

[luvie]

Got to be a LFT! No DUmmie could get through a sentence, let alone paragraphs, without “f”-bombs! LOL!

....and it WAS good! It had all the elements without the ignorance. :)