DUmmie FUnnies 06-20-11 (The Bouncy of Bouncies: "My grocery store smackdown.")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 20, 2011 | DUmmie Dreamer Tatum, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[Pelham]

Ben Dayho the pendejo.

I ran into some of ol’ Ben Dayho’s tribe today, camped outside of Trader Joe’s collecting signatures for Greenpeace. They weren’t quite as amusing as Ben Dayho, but then zealots usually aren’t.

[DaveTesla]

Ben Dayho and his girlfriend Mary Cone...

[Arrowhead1952]

I bet this DUmmie also writes to Playboy and Hustler talking about the threesomes and foursomes he or she has been part of in strange locations.

[Arrowhead1952]

His nickname from the Mexican is Ben Dayho???? That is funny. In Mexico Pendejo is a profanity that means something like mentally retarded person.

Actually, I think Pendejo means @$$hole or something similar in Spanish.

[N. Theknow]

late-model German sedans where I live, all with vile bumperstickers

Nothing worse than rednecks driving Mercedes and BMW's with NRA and Palin stickers all over them.

Clue #1 as to the level of BS in Tatum's Tirade.

[hsalaw]

I work from home as a consultant to businesses that generate green, sustainable energy from composted hemp and edamame husks.

Renewable energy from hemp and soy! One of my favorite lines. This is hysterically funny satire and it must be by a Lousy Freeper Troll because the DUmmies are way too stupid to write like this. Charles, was it you?

[CSM]

“His name is Isidro, and he’s even given me a nickname: Ben Dayho.”

Dear DUmmie,

If this is real, then you have been duped again.....

[Eagle of Liberty]

Didn't read the actual DU thread but did any of them DUmmies catch this?

I dropped the tofu and wheat germ on the floor, kicking off my latest boycott.
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As I calmly walked out of the store with my tofu and wheat germ

[nina0113]

I ran into some of ol’ Ben Dayho’s tribe today, camped outside of Trader Joe’s collecting signatures for Greenpeace.

Wanna have some REAL fun? Tell them the only thing the French ever did right was to sink the Rainbow Warrior.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

I think that may be a parody of the inconsistencies of the bouncies that inspired it.

[Charles Henrickson]

I think that may be a parody of the inconsistencies of the bouncies that inspired it.

You know, I think you may be right. In which case, this tofu-and-wheat-germ inconsistency is just an added bit of brilliance in an already brilliant satire.

I think in TwixVoy's bouncy (see link at post 26), the rethug inexplicably switched from in *front* of Twix to *behind* him (or vice versa).

[Charles Henrickson]

This is hysterically funny satire and it must be by a Lousy Freeper Troll because the DUmmies are way too stupid to write like this. Charles, was it you?

No, 'twas not I, but thank you for esteeming me as smarter than a DUmmie.

[commonguymd]

HAHA... good stuff...

[DeFault User]

Pendejo could be translated as “dumbass”, but it literally means pubic hair, which can also can carry a connotation of worthless, low-life idiot. I wouldn’t recommend using it unless you are heavily armed or joking with a close friend.

[GeronL]

triage milk.... hahaha

[berdie]

In before 80...

And still laughing myself silly!

[cdcdawg]

“(I used Marquez because I thought Isidro might recognize the name, him being Mexican and all, and I wanted to be sure that I picked a Nobel Prize winner.”

Marquez is Colombian, not Mexican, and his masterpiece (100 Years of Solitude) is derivative, tedious, and just flat out sucks.