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Why Id Marry Ann Coulter
Weekend Libertarian ^ | June 23, 2011 | B.P. Terpstra

Posted on 06/22/2011 4:04:28 PM PDT by AustralianConservative

Ann Coulter is right to defend the time-honored institution of marriage. It’s what separates critical-thinking Americans from left-liberal barbarians (aka socialist Europeans). In Portugal, the state ceased fighting the “war on drugs” and defending man-and-wife families, only to become a bigger socio-economic basket case. A little secret: Doped up fatherless boys are dependent citizens! Who’d have guessed?

As for the Netherlands, the happy picture libertarians painted us was based on an Orwellian government-first lie, swallowed whole by Cato, for decades. Blessing dopey fatherless families only created more government-dependence, but that’s another story. Still, to be fair to my Dutch cousins, they’re trying to rewind the clock. We were wrong. It’s just that liberal Dutch arrogance prevents us from saying so.

I’ve seen the progressive revolutions – and they’re beautiful lies; big juicy lies supported by communists and their enablers (aka libertarians). It probably explains why, in part, even Frenchman are making right turns. This month, for example, to the fury of self-identified communists and socialists, France’s lower house of parliament rejected a bill to redefine marriage. Or as Coulter probably responded, “All the manly French guys are on my side.”

So, are sheltered libertarians naïve or certifiable? As the columnist and author of eight New York Times bestsellers noted last week, “They lure you in with talk of small government and then immediately start babbling about drug legalization or gay marriage.”

And, I love this Coulterism: “There are reasons we have laws governing important institutions, such as marriage. As in landscaping, you don't remove a wall until you know why it was put there.”

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TOPICS: Books/Literature; History; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: anncoulter; coulter; libertarianism; marriage
http://weekendlibertarian.blogspot.com/2011/06/why-id-marry-ann-coulter.html
1 posted on 06/22/2011 4:04:30 PM PDT by AustralianConservative
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To: AustralianConservative

Anyone who wants any law without caring where it’s jurisdiction comes from deserves what they get.


2 posted on 06/22/2011 4:08:49 PM PDT by Talisker (History will show the Illuminati won the ultimate Darwin Award.)
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To: AustralianConservative
Why I’d Marry Ann Coulter

'cuz then I'd get her books free ;-)

3 posted on 06/22/2011 4:09:05 PM PDT by varon (Allegiance to the Constitution, always. Allegiance to a party, never!)
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To: AustralianConservative

Hits it on the head. We’re always being told that the drug war is a failure and that if only we legalize pot all our criminal and societal troubles would be over.

Things never seem to work out that way when a country does it for real, however.


4 posted on 06/22/2011 4:13:23 PM PDT by sinanju
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To: AustralianConservative
Because she's drop dead gorgeous?
Because she has Mind, Body, and Spirit in top form?

Hmmm...
Oh yes, she's probably loaded with money

5 posted on 06/22/2011 4:14:15 PM PDT by HangnJudge
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To: AustralianConservative

So when are policy makers going to tackle divorce?


6 posted on 06/22/2011 4:17:20 PM PDT by TheDingoAteMyBaby
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To: AustralianConservative
Uh...'cause she's hot? And smart? And conservative? Oh yeah, and could probably out shoot most Americans alive today? That's damn near the perfect woman, IMNSHO.

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!

7 posted on 06/22/2011 4:25:04 PM PDT by wku man (Who says conservatives don't rock? http://www.bigdawgmusicmafia.com)
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To: TheDingoAteMyBaby
So when are policy makers going to tackle divorce?

Right after they all find a spouse they're absolutely sure they won't want to dump at some point.

8 posted on 06/22/2011 4:28:47 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Quien vive? JESUS! Y a su nombre? GLORIA!)
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To: AustralianConservative

I agree with all, but having a good set of earplugs handy might be advisable...


9 posted on 06/22/2011 4:35:04 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: HangnJudge

On a more base level, Ann is not my type as far a females go.

One likes what they like.


10 posted on 06/22/2011 4:39:37 PM PDT by Ouderkirk (Democrats...the party of Slavery, Segregation, Sodomy, and Sedition)
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To: AustralianConservative

I wouldn’t marry her. Then again, I don’t have a perversion to trannies.


11 posted on 06/22/2011 4:46:09 PM PDT by wolfman23601
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To: AustralianConservative

For some reason Ann Coulter doesn’t do anything to spark my libido and a good marriage has to include a physical attraction. I know plenty of guys think she’s absolutely beautiful, but I definitely like (many of) her ideas better than her physicality.


12 posted on 06/22/2011 4:59:10 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad ((((( )))))
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To: Two Kids' Dad

Looks like a post-op transexual to me . Skin and bones body . Yuck .


13 posted on 06/22/2011 5:05:57 PM PDT by sushiman
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To: AustralianConservative

Do you really think you’re man enough to get between Ann, her Chardonnay, and her cigarettes?


14 posted on 06/22/2011 5:12:28 PM PDT by WackySam (Obama got Osama just like Nixon landed on the moon.)
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To: sushiman

I would just like to have a beer with her. (A burger would be great for her too.)


15 posted on 06/22/2011 5:12:54 PM PDT by AGreatPer (Support the troops. Every Friday night at Walter Reed.)
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To: varon

Save me a fortune!


16 posted on 06/22/2011 6:02:00 PM PDT by AustralianConservative
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To: WackySam

Haha. I’d give it a go.


17 posted on 06/22/2011 6:03:33 PM PDT by AustralianConservative
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To: sinanju

Right – it’s fun to imagine a perfect world with legalized drugs in a libertarian think tank. Then there’s the real world.


18 posted on 06/22/2011 6:04:52 PM PDT by AustralianConservative
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To: HangnJudge

There’s nothing wrong with being a blonde multimillionaire conservative woman. I’d be her pool boy.


19 posted on 06/22/2011 6:06:07 PM PDT by AustralianConservative
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To: sushiman

You haven’t seen the photos on my computer.


20 posted on 06/22/2011 6:07:09 PM PDT by AustralianConservative
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To: AustralianConservative

In that case you need to open, copy and save this

http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129128090771083238.jpg


21 posted on 06/22/2011 6:17:15 PM PDT by B4Ranch (Allowing Islam into America is akin to injecting yourself with AIDS to prove how tolerant you are...)
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To: AustralianConservative

I wonder if the author has considered what it would be like to be married to her when she was angry at him.


22 posted on 06/22/2011 6:17:15 PM PDT by Maceman (Obama: As American as nasei goreng)
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To: AustralianConservative

high duhh factor

also, TTIUWOP


23 posted on 06/22/2011 10:11:10 PM PDT by Kevmo (Turning the Party over to the so-called moderates wouldn't make any sense at all. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: AustralianConservative

You haven’t seen the photos of Japanese women on my computer who are so feminine they make Ann look like a former guy . Trust me . To each his own as they say . I wouldn’t spend a night with Coulter for less than a million dollars , No kiss either .


24 posted on 06/23/2011 6:48:42 AM PDT by sushiman
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To: Kevmo
From her recent cover story in Townhall Magazine:


25 posted on 06/24/2011 12:20:30 PM PDT by RonDog
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To: AGreatPer

I bet she would love a big bacon-cheeseburger, onion rings and a tall draft of domestic beer. Then a nice Cohiba followed by taunting libs while they cough and toss dirty looks.


26 posted on 06/26/2011 6:36:36 AM PDT by Yorlik803 (better to die on your feet than live on your knees.)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

Thanks AustralianConservative.


27 posted on 06/26/2011 9:01:53 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (It's the Obamacare, stupid! -- Thanks Cincinna for this link -- http://www.friendsofitamar.org)
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To: SunkenCiv

I used to think it would a gas to have dinner with Ann, and listen to her berate the progressives. Not any more. She writes well, but whoring herself to the media to sell her books has tainted her permanently ... and her love of the Mittiac is disgusting since she claims to be so conservative smart.


28 posted on 06/26/2011 9:11:17 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
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To: MHGinTN

Yeah, it sometimes amazes me that we conservatives have any cohesion at all. :’)

I’m sure she favors Mitt because she thinks he’s the best shot to whip Zero’s ass from coast to coast. I’m in one of my optimistic periods, and think Zero will lose 40 states in 2012, and the idiotic idea in California (and elsewhere) to tie the Electoral Votes to the nationwide popular vote will result in some hilarity for all of us.

Of course, that’s give or take all the “I’m voting independent” and “everyone is a RINO” troll-talk. :’)


29 posted on 06/27/2011 5:12:05 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (It's the Obamacare, stupid! -- Thanks Cincinna for this link -- http://www.friendsofitamar.org)
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To: Ouderkirk

Me neither.

I’d be afraid those knees might stab me to death.

I read an article somewhere in which Skinny Annie criticized Princess Diana as “anorexic, bulimic, and narcisistic.”

DO WHAT??? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black! I’ve been calling Coulter “Annie Rexia” for years.

Some folks need to take a hard look in the mirror before they start taking swipes at others——especially the dead.


30 posted on 07/01/2011 3:33:16 PM PDT by Scanian
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