Skip to comments.The ABC’s of Barack Obama’s Complete and Utter Stupidity (Part II)
Posted on 06/26/2011 3:46:26 PM PDT by EricTheRed_VocalMinority
Part I here
When you add up all the mistakes [Obama has] madenot slips of the tongue, but real errors in statements and speeches he could read from the ubiquitous teleprompterthey make quite a number.
El Rushbo, June 24, 2011.
And with that, we continue our ABCs of Obama gaffes and epic fails:
N is for nittaly lions, which is what President Genius called Penn States mascot. (Its supposed to be nittany lions.)
O is for Olympics. President Genius took the time to fly himself and his massive ego to Copenhagen in order to personally make a pitch for Chicago as the site of the 2016 Olympics. The International Olympic Committee was apparently so impressed that Chicago didnt even make the final cut. How do you say egg on face in Danish?
P is for profit and earning ratios. That is what the smartest president evah said at a meeting with British PM Gordon Brown in March, 2009. What he presumably meant to say was price to earnings (P/E) ratio. It is Econ 101 and if George W. Bush or Sarah Palin said this it would be national news for weeks.
This is the man in charge of the economy of the entire nation, folks. It would almost be like thinking the U.S. Constitution contains the right to abortion, the separation of church and state, and the ability to impose government-run health (s)care via the commerce clause.
Oh, wait ...
Q is for quantative easing (and Q.E. 2!), which has been argued to be a disastrous dollar-destroying idea. Among the most prominent economists against Q.E. was Nobel-Prize winner Joseph Stiglitz. Q.E.2 was even less popular.
Q is also for cinco de quatro. This was the phrase uttered by the nations most brilliant presidentwho chastises Americans for supposedly being averse to learning foreign languageswhen trying to say in Spanish Fourth of May.
R is for Otto Raddatz, an Illinois businessman whose name The One invoked while pushing government-run health (s)care in September, 2009. According to Obama, Raddatz had died earlier that year because his insurance company denied life-saving treatment and pulled his coverage. In truth, while Mr. Raddatzs treatment (a stem stell transplant) was delayed, the insurance company never dropped him. The treatment he did receive extended his life another three-and-a-half years. So either President Brilliant got all his facts wrong and misspoke or he misrepresented the facts like a sleazy lawyer in order to sell his Obama(doesnt)Care. You decide.
S is for Sanford and Son. A week before The One was elected he referenced the 70s black sitcom Sanford and Son. Attempting to channel Foxxs character Fred Sanford having one of his famous fake heart attacks, Obama yelled, Im comin to join you, Weezy. Umm, that would be Elizabeth, genius. Weezy is from The Jeffersons.
How in the world can a black guy mess up Sanford and Son and The Jeffersons!? If a white Republican like Sarah Palin made that error, they would accused not only of stupidity but also of racism for not knowing enough about black sitcoms. I could just see Maureen Dowd at her little word processor at the NY Times building typing: To Sarah Palin, all those black T.V. shows look the same to her.
T is for Teleprompter, without which Obamas shows his inability to string together two complete sentences. It is also an electric mask without which Obamas radical America-hatred, Marxism-socialism, terrorist-sympathizing anti-Semitism is exposed for all the world to see.
T is also for tornado. While campaigning in May 2007 he said, In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people diedan entire town destroyed. The actual death count: 12.
U is for umbrella. Cue the picture:
Nuf said. Imagine if this was Bush?
V is for The View. Every morning on ABC TV viewers are treated by three ultra-liberal women (and one quasi-conservativeyou know, for balance) gushing like giddy schoolgirls about the smartest president the universe has ever known. When it comes to their treatment of Sarah Palin, however, suddenly theyre the bitches from Mean Girls. Seriously, almost nowhere on TV is there such uninformed, unfettered hate and vitriol. But for some strange reason these cackling hens are feted by the media and Hollywood.
W is for wee-weed up. Nobody ever really made a big deal about this, but think about it: What the &*#$ is this phrase supposed to even mean???
Sorry, dont have anything for X, Y, Z, but if you have any ideas, please share!
When he gave his first press conference after being elected, he was asked if he would be consulting past Presidents. He jokingly responded that one thing he wasn’t going to do was hold seances in the White House like Nancy Reagan. He ended up having to apologize to her. It was Mary Lincoln who held seances, not Nancy Reagan. What a dumbass!!
No teleprompter needed....
Obama Mocks & Attacks Jesus Christ And The Bible
Obama Admits He Is A Muslim
President Obama Quotes Hadith at Prayer Breakfast
Obama prays with muslims but cancels National Day of Prayer
Obama Make Ramadan Iftar ( Dinner ) For Muslims, 2009
Obama Prays to Allah in the White House
One of the videos I posted above mentions that it was HITLERY CLINTON who held seances (to channel Elenor Roosevelt).
sportutegrl - Forgot about that one. Good catch.
@mass55th - I deliberately left that seance one out. To me it was less of a gaffe than an inartful joke. I love the Reagans but actually chuckled when I heard him say it.
this is a keeper
You guys are giving him too much credit. I believe what he said was “Cinco de Cuatro”, or “Five of Four” in English. “Mayo” didn’t even get in that sentence. And still, the Kool-Aid drinking presstitutes insist that he’s head and shoulders above the rest of us in the intelligence department. Any Republican from city councilman to President of the United States would have been nearly laughed out of office for that.
Ping 4 later
Agreed. That was one of the biggest screw ups, and I don’t even think it made the MSM radar. After he said it, it seemed he was looking with surprise at some hand-held device which gave him a messed up translation, like Clark Griswold who on the plane to Europe was surprised when he typed “soufle” in his electronic translator, it came out “soufle”!
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X is for eXamine as in his Birth Certificate fraud and all the other life achievements records Mr. Transparent refuses to disclose.
Y is for Yes We Can - that is We the people not Obama nor his followers.
Z is for Zebras found in on the continent of Africa where Barack needs to return for his exile.
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