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Obama Hopes Weiner Will Bounce Back
The Vitamin Press ^ | 06/22/11 | Kip Hooker

Posted on 07/04/2011 5:18:39 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress

Hollywood- Taking a break from his usual hectic schedule of golfing, partying, going to concerts and taking vacations the President stopped off in Hollywood on Tuesday night long enough to make it by the DuMont Studios and check in with America’s favorite late night talk show host Dean Faux.

Faux, host of the wildly popular late night program The Faux Late Show, took nearly half an hour interviewing President Buraq Obama before special musical guests Coldplay performed a tribute for the once popular Commander in Chief and announced plans to hold a series of concerts in support of the Libyan War for European oil.

Amongst items addressed by Obama was the often sticky topic of disgraced former Congressman Anthony Weiner. Obama expressed empathy for the constant figure of public ridicule and further claimed that the guy should have a future somewhere in the realm of politics. “Look what you got to do is realize that a lot of people think Weiner is spent. That Weiner has run out of juice. Or that Weiner has lost all control. I call BS on a lot of that nonsense. What you got to remember is that I won an election back in November of 2008. What you’ve also got to remember is that I won a Grammy Award, an Emmy, A Tony and an Academy award. I was one popular mofo. Now, well not even Michael Grimm will return my phone calls . . . and his fifteen minutes of fame was up a whole half hour ago. But that is the nature of the thing. Sometimes your in. Sometimes your out. Weiner’s got to learn to go with the motions. Weiner’s got to learn the age old trick of mastering the in and out.”

Undaunted by producers concerns that the Weiner segment was running long Obama continued.

“I’m the President here alright. You can go to commercials when I’m done. Besides my economic policies have been so bad that nobody has any money to spend on your advertisers products anyway. Now where was I . . . ah yes I was just touching on Weiner. Alright Weiner is in a harry place no doubt. But this is the big time. If Weiner wants to play with the big boys he’s gonna puff himself back up and get reinserted into the game. Otherwise Weiner might as well just be playing with himself.”

“This is a real teachable moment here and what you’ve got to understand is that I spend a lot of time on the golf coarse and I see this sort of thing all the time. And just like the golf champion if Weiner wants to go in for the win he’s just gonna have to keep stroking until he puts it in the whole. ”

After showing Weiner some love Obama took his bows and left the stage to partial applause.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: humor; parody; satire; weinergate

1 posted on 07/04/2011 5:18:42 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress
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From The Vitamin Press

2 posted on 07/04/2011 5:19:09 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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Obama Hopes Weiner Will Bounce Back

There are pills for that, Barry.

3 posted on 07/04/2011 5:20:51 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (BO turns 50 next month.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

ROFLMAO . . . Obama’s already got one, he calls him Reggie Love.


4 posted on 07/04/2011 5:21:55 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: TheVitaminPress

Those pills work for what’s on the right side of that picture?

Might need some hopeychangey with those pills.


5 posted on 07/04/2011 5:22:55 PM PDT by Avery Iota Kracker (He hate me)
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To: TheVitaminPress

lol


6 posted on 07/04/2011 5:23:23 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
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To: TheVitaminPress

Michelle: "That better be a tofu dog you're eating!"


7 posted on 07/04/2011 5:26:59 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: Avery Iota Kracker

LOL, somehow I don’t think those pills will work for that.


8 posted on 07/04/2011 5:28:16 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: GeronL

TY!


9 posted on 07/04/2011 5:29:42 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: COBOL2Java
Michelle: "That better be a tofu dog you're eating!"

Buraq: Its wagyu beef covered in an arugula glaze!
10 posted on 07/04/2011 5:31:25 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: TheVitaminPress

-OBAMA LOVES WEINER-


11 posted on 07/04/2011 5:33:06 PM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: SIDENET

Ha! Its funny because its true.


12 posted on 07/04/2011 5:34:05 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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To: TheVitaminPress

You just can’t beat a headline like that.


13 posted on 07/04/2011 5:54:06 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (A communist is just a liberal in a hurry)
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To: TheVitaminPress

Obama obviously thinks that....

- Weiner is a ‘stand-up’ guy.

and

- Weiner won’t shrink under pressure...


14 posted on 07/04/2011 5:54:12 PM PDT by Nachum (The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
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To: TheVitaminPress

Schwingggg!!!


15 posted on 07/04/2011 6:03:25 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: TheVitaminPress

Of course. Weiner boy seems to have all the qualifications of a successful Progressive politico...a complete lack of morals. Much like the last Progressive President that stood up before the whole country and committed perjury and now is the Democrats’ guiding light.


16 posted on 07/04/2011 6:18:09 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
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Look at BJ Clinton, now America’s “most popular” Democrat.

Surely that’s a path to redemption that Tony Weiner can follow.


17 posted on 07/04/2011 6:19:42 PM PDT by nascarnation
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He has to bounce back

Or else his Mulim wife will have a hard time staying married to him without the inside contacts he gave her

Why else would a Muslim be allowed to marry a Jew with no public outrage by the diaper heads


18 posted on 07/04/2011 6:23:46 PM PDT by Mr. K (CAPSLOCK! -Unleash the fury! [Palin/Bachman 2012- unbeatable ticket])
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