[Charles Henrickson]

The Pitt and the Ponderous.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Oh my word.

I remember this guy when he was a freeper, he was a liberal and a idiot, wordy too but he has devolved.

["Bores and Types Forever."]

You nailed it.

[PJ-Comix]

And Ben Burch worships the pole.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Geeez. It was only a couple of weeks ago when they were pledging allegiance to a Weiner.

[PJ-Comix]

I remember everything we aren't supposed to remember anymore.

Except what happened on May 12, 2006. That has gone down his memory hole forever.

[PJ-Comix]

Like how he thought he could get a job as a politico or a pundit, instead of being a lousy bouncer at Bukowski's. . .

It's got to be depressing when your world shrinks from a fantasy of appearing regularly on the tube as a pundit for millions to the harsh cold reality of pounding an eight square foot piece of pavement in front of a bar.

Welcome to Willie World!

[seowulf]

I Pledge Allegiance to the Pole

Happy Festivus!

[meyer]

Silly liberals...

The only thing of importance that can be said about nails in a utility pole is that if you have to climb that pole, each nail represents an opportunity to “cut out” and take a fast trip to the bottom of the pole. Climbing spikes (AKA “Gaffs”) don’t penetrate nails all that well.

[Mr. Silverback]

I Pledge Allegiance to the Pole

Benburch, is that you?

Into the top 40 like Kasey Kasem on a walker!

[hsalaw]

It does it's job tolerably well. . . . [Unlike me, William Rivers Pitt, a self-proclaimed writer who can't tell the difference between "it's" and "its."]

It's the sign of a writer too lazy or too poorly educated to distinguish between "its" (possessive) and "it's" (contraction for "it is").

[Billthedrill]

There’s Pitt again, opening his heart for us. Oh, wait. It’s his colon.

[Incorrigible]

Ugh! I struggle to get through his prose just for your bon mots. Does he actually get paid to submit such drivel to Truthout and other such nonsense sites or is Bukowski’s his only source of income? Well, other than his trust fund. Does he have health insurance through his suffering wife?

[Arrowhead1952]

This made me cry. . . . It's sick what has happened here. . . . All of it is sick, disgusting.

[Come on, it wasn't THAT bad, was it? I mean, you made it to the end!]

It almost made me cry too, but because these DUmmies cannot be living in reality.

[kevkrom]

Pitt proclaims, "I Pledge Allegiance to the Pole"

And here I thought it was going to be Pitt's "coming out of the closet" post.

[Libloather]

...the fifth of gin.

Shows up on my calendar at least once a month.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

But the old, hoary history of that pole

Kewl, I've never seen a white telephone pole before.

[Ditter]

If he gets this worked up over nails in a pole, wonder how he will react to cigarette filters on the sidewalk?

[alarm rider]

What a twitty drama queen.

[USMCWife6869]

Al those words and he says absolutely nothing. What a windbag.