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DUmmie FUnnies 07-09-11 (DUmmie Murray Begs Koch Bros for Cash)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 9, 2011 | Philip Ellender, DUmmie Murray, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/09/2011 5:46:57 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Not a regular DUFU edition today but a letter from a representative of the EVIL Koch Brothers to Democrat Senator Patty Murray in response to her request for a donation from them to the Democrat Senatorial Campaign Committee. You also will want to hear this AUDIO from hypocrite Murray on a voicemail begging for bucks. The copy of this letter was taken from the KochFacts.Com website. If the DUmmies think this exposure of extreme hypocrisy on the part of DUmmie Murray is fake, then they are free to ask her if this letter (and her request for Koch bucks) is authentic. Anyway, read and enjoy the comedy generated by leftwing hypocrisy:

Senator Patty Murray, Chair
Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee

Dear Senator Murray:

For many months now, your colleagues in the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee leadership have engaged in a series of disparagements and ad hominem attacks about us, apparently as part of a concerted political and fundraising strategy. Just recently, Senator Reid wrote in a DSCC fundraising letter that Republicans are trying to “force through their extreme agenda faster than you can say ‘Koch Brothers.’”

So you can imagine my chagrin when I got a letter from you on June 17 asking us to make five-figure contributions to the DSCC. You followed that up with a voicemail* indicating that, if we contributed heavily enough, we would garner an invitation to join you and other Democratic leaders at a retreat in Kiawah Island this September.

I’m hoping you can help me understand the intent of your request because it’s hard not to conclude that DSCC politics have become so cynical that you actually expect people whom you routinely denounce to give DSCC money.

It is troubling that private citizens taking part in the discourse have become the targets of White House and DSCC fundraising missives, and we would certainly encourage you to rethink that approach. Ultimately, I expect voters will see through that and will weigh the issues on the merits alone. But in the meantime, if you could provide me some insight on what exactly you are asking of us and why, I would be most grateful.

Sincerely,
Philip Ellender
President, Government & Public Affairs
Koch Companies Public Sector, LLC

*Listen to Senator Murray’s voicemail message here.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: kochbrothers; pattymurray
The Democrats are in big trouble if they have the intellectually challenged DUmmie Murray in charge of their Senate Campaign Committee.
1 posted on 07/09/2011 5:47:00 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

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2 posted on 07/09/2011 5:49:14 AM PDT by Poser (Cogito ergo Spam - I think, therefore I ham)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 07/09/2011 5:50:00 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (FREE gas via coupons is my dream)
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To: PJ-Comix
we would garner an invitation to join you and other Democratic leaders at a retreat in Kiawah Island this September.

Hanging out on an island with Murray, Reid and Pelosi? Was that a threat?

4 posted on 07/09/2011 5:52:26 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (``Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it``-Pope John Paul II)
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To: PJ-Comix
The Democrats are in big trouble if they have the intellectually challenged DUmmie Murray in charge of their Senate Campaign Committee.

That could be said for any one of them.

5 posted on 07/09/2011 5:54:24 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: Darkwolf377
Hanging out on an island with Murray, Reid and Pelosi? Was that a threat?

All who's missing is Gilligan...

6 posted on 07/09/2011 5:55:28 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: PJ-Comix

woo-hoo top 10


7 posted on 07/09/2011 5:55:28 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits [A.Einstein])
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To: Darkwolf377

will they reopen Alcatraz?
Do they issue visitors rotten fruit with which to express our appreciation for the entertainment?


8 posted on 07/09/2011 6:03:16 AM PDT by donmeaker (I)
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To: PJ-Comix
Murray: WE HATE THE KOCH BROTHERS! THEY ARE EVIL!!! EEEVVILLLL!!! HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate HATEhate

Koch Brothers: Okay, that was weird.

Murray: Also, do you have any money I could have?

Koch Brothers: Why the heck would you ask US??

Murray: Just checkin'. Checkin' to see if you were complete morons, too.

9 posted on 07/09/2011 6:04:14 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Until Obama, has there ever been, in history, a Traitorous Ruler?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Patty Murray has never been accused of being the sharpest knife in the drawer, this proves it. And that her porch lights are on but nobody's home.

DUmmie MUrray aside, I just read all the companies the (cue scary music) .... Koch Brothers .... (end music) own and the everyday use retail products sold. Ergo they are now on my 'Buy List'.

So thanks Patty. I prolly wouldn't have wiki'd them without your help. BTW Patty, may I suggest that the next person you call for a DSCC donation be...

Dick Cheney!
........

10 posted on 07/09/2011 6:15:07 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits [A.Einstein])
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To: PJ-Comix

But in the meantime, if you could provide me some insight on what exactly you are asking of us and why, I would be most grateful.

Commie response: 1) I need your money to continue our destructive policies, undermining the country, and more hominem attacks on you and all conservative who seek a return to a representaive republic, and 2) the liberal idiots I know either do not have or will not donate money to my campaign.


11 posted on 07/09/2011 6:20:58 AM PDT by Common Sense 101
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To: Lazamataz

You have a rare gift my friend. I’m very glad you’re on our side.

Best,

L


12 posted on 07/09/2011 6:37:05 AM PDT by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
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To: PJ-Comix
So they want to vacation at an island in South Carolina, and have Koch Industries underwrite the expenses?

The DEMONcrats don't even like South Carolina, much less Koch Industries.

No islands near to Wisconsin for a JULY retreat? Or maybe SC needs the tourism more than WI.

Why not invite Boeing as well?

13 posted on 07/09/2011 6:45:02 AM PDT by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
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To: texas booster

The irony here is that Murray from Washington state is pitching a vacation retreat in South Carolina after Boeing announced its move there.


14 posted on 07/09/2011 6:48:18 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (FREE gas via coupons is my dream)
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To: PJ-Comix
But in the meantime, if you could provide me some insight on what exactly you are asking of us and why, I would be most grateful.

LOL. The "and why" part of the letter had to sting like a stingray spine.

15 posted on 07/09/2011 6:55:11 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (zero hates Texas and we hate him back. He ain't my president either.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Now c'mon, is this the face of someone intellectually challenged???

16 posted on 07/09/2011 7:30:59 AM PDT by mikrofon (More like Poster Child ;)
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To: Lurker
You have a rare gift my friend. I’m very glad you’re on our side.

Curstey.


17 posted on 07/09/2011 7:34:38 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Until Obama, has there ever been, in history, a Traitorous Ruler?)
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To: texas booster

I’m shocked that they are again ignoring the NAACP boycott of SC...just like all the black bikers in North Myrtle Beach every spring.


18 posted on 07/09/2011 7:38:59 AM PDT by SC Swamp Fox (Aim small, miss small.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I’m so lucky to have her as my Seantor. /s


19 posted on 07/09/2011 7:47:04 AM PDT by Chandalier (Obama is a Chicken Hawk!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 20?


20 posted on 07/09/2011 7:47:20 AM PDT by SoCal SoCon (Yesterday Argentina, Today Greece, Tomorrow America)
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To: PJ-Comix

I’ll never understand why the dhimmis put her into a leadership position. Even they had to know what a moron she is, and that she holds no special influence due to the state she “represents”.

I hope the dhimmicrats are in big trouble, and I hope it follows them through all the way to ultimate defeat in 2012!


21 posted on 07/09/2011 9:13:03 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Condor51

If only Osama bin Ladin were still alive, she could ask him for a donation.

After all she was on much better terms with him that the Koch brothers, considering how she praised Osama for his good works in building day care centers for the needy.


22 posted on 07/09/2011 9:22:22 AM PDT by seowulf ("If you write a whole line of zeroes, it's still---nothing"...Kira Alexandrovna Argounova)
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To: Darkwolf377
Hanging out on an island with Murray, Reid and Pelosi?


23 posted on 07/09/2011 9:54:24 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Reaching across the isle.)
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To: Darkwolf377
Hanging out on an island with Murray, Reid and Pelosi?


24 posted on 07/09/2011 9:56:02 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Reaching across the isle.)
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To: franksolich; Ballygrl
Hanging out on an island with Murray, Reid and Pelosi?

Skins's Island?


25 posted on 07/09/2011 9:57:48 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Reaching across the isle.)
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To: PJ-Comix
DUmmie Murray Begs Koch Bros for Cash

Things go better with Koch.

26 posted on 07/09/2011 9:59:19 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Koch Klassic.)
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To: Lazamataz

So now you’re playing dress-up?


27 posted on 07/09/2011 10:40:47 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Oh, well, any excuse to buy a new gun is good enough for me.)
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To: PJ-Comix

KochFacts.com is a fascinating read. These guys aren’t taking the media onslaught laying down.


28 posted on 07/09/2011 10:58:24 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Oh, well, any excuse to buy a new gun is good enough for me.)
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To: PJ-Comix

They have to appeal to their intellectually challenged base so Murray is perfect for that.

What sickens me as much as anything is these idiot corporations forking over big money to their would-be executioners. So you can’t be surprised by the RAT appeal to the Kochs.


29 posted on 07/09/2011 11:40:37 AM PDT by arrogantsob (Why do They hate her so much?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL!

Considering how eeeeevil they think the Koch brothers are, maybe it’s more along the island in LOST.


30 posted on 07/09/2011 11:49:45 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (``Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it``-Pope John Paul II)
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To: PJ-Comix

Man, Murray is gonna be the spitting image of Cindy Sheehan soon. Is she gonna come out soon or something?


31 posted on 07/09/2011 11:52:46 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (``Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it``-Pope John Paul II)
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To: Darkwolf377

I dunno, throw in Ginger and MaryAnn and I’d go.


32 posted on 07/09/2011 11:53:05 AM PDT by BJClinton (Tweet your meat, lose your seat.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 40!


33 posted on 07/09/2011 12:02:12 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: Lazamataz

You were cute as a child.


34 posted on 07/09/2011 4:04:22 PM PDT by eddie willers
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To: PJ-Comix

That letter to Murray is priceless!


35 posted on 07/09/2011 4:29:44 PM PDT by Ballygrl
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