Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 07-09-11 (DUmmie Murray Begs Koch Bros for Cash)
Posted on 07/09/2011 5:46:57 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Not a regular DUFU edition today but a letter from a representative of the EVIL Koch Brothers to Democrat Senator Patty Murray in response to her request for a donation from them to the Democrat Senatorial Campaign Committee. You also will want to hear this AUDIO from hypocrite Murray on a voicemail begging for bucks. The copy of this letter was taken from the KochFacts.Com website. If the DUmmies think this exposure of extreme hypocrisy on the part of DUmmie Murray is fake, then they are free to ask her if this letter (and her request for Koch bucks) is authentic. Anyway, read and enjoy the comedy generated by leftwing hypocrisy:
Senator Patty Murray, Chair
Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee
Dear Senator Murray:
For many months now, your colleagues in the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee leadership have engaged in a series of disparagements and ad hominem attacks about us, apparently as part of a concerted political and fundraising strategy. Just recently, Senator Reid wrote in a DSCC fundraising letter that Republicans are trying to force through their extreme agenda faster than you can say Koch Brothers.
So you can imagine my chagrin when I got a letter from you on June 17 asking us to make five-figure contributions to the DSCC. You followed that up with a voicemail* indicating that, if we contributed heavily enough, we would garner an invitation to join you and other Democratic leaders at a retreat in Kiawah Island this September.
Im hoping you can help me understand the intent of your request because it’s hard not to conclude that DSCC politics have become so cynical that you actually expect people whom you routinely denounce to give DSCC money.
It is troubling that private citizens taking part in the discourse have become the targets of White House and DSCC fundraising missives, and we would certainly encourage you to rethink that approach. Ultimately, I expect voters will see through that and will weigh the issues on the merits alone. But in the meantime, if you could provide me some insight on what exactly you are asking of us and why, I would be most grateful.
President, Government & Public Affairs
Koch Companies Public Sector, LLC
*Listen to Senator Murray’s voicemail message here.
Hanging out on an island with Murray, Reid and Pelosi? Was that a threat?
That could be said for any one of them.
All who's missing is Gilligan...
woo-hoo top 10
will they reopen Alcatraz?
Do they issue visitors rotten fruit with which to express our appreciation for the entertainment?
Koch Brothers: Okay, that was weird.
Murray: Also, do you have any money I could have?
Koch Brothers: Why the heck would you ask US??
Murray: Just checkin'. Checkin' to see if you were complete morons, too.
DUmmie MUrray aside, I just read all the companies the (cue scary music) .... Koch Brothers .... (end music) own and the everyday use retail products sold. Ergo they are now on my 'Buy List'.
So thanks Patty. I prolly wouldn't have wiki'd them without your help. BTW Patty, may I suggest that the next person you call for a DSCC donation be...
But in the meantime, if you could provide me some insight on what exactly you are asking of us and why, I would be most grateful.
Commie response: 1) I need your money to continue our destructive policies, undermining the country, and more hominem attacks on you and all conservative who seek a return to a representaive republic, and 2) the liberal idiots I know either do not have or will not donate money to my campaign.
You have a rare gift my friend. I’m very glad you’re on our side.
The DEMONcrats don't even like South Carolina, much less Koch Industries.
No islands near to Wisconsin for a JULY retreat? Or maybe SC needs the tourism more than WI.
Why not invite Boeing as well?
The irony here is that Murray from Washington state is pitching a vacation retreat in South Carolina after Boeing announced its move there.
LOL. The "and why" part of the letter had to sting like a stingray spine.
Now c'mon, is this the face of someone intellectually challenged???
I’m shocked that they are again ignoring the NAACP boycott of SC...just like all the black bikers in North Myrtle Beach every spring.
I’m so lucky to have her as my Seantor. /s