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Riddles About Liberals
The Looking Spoon ^ | 7-10-11 | Jared H. McAndersen

Posted on 07/10/2011 1:16:29 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon

Many of these have been inspired by previous writings. Some are totally new. Some are ones I probably haven't been the first one to think of, but they're all from me.

This is a truncated list from the original post, I took the less family friendly ones out for this FR post.


Q: Which pick for VP is the only no-brainer for both parties?
A: Joe Biden

Q: Why does Obama golf so much?
A: It is the only time he has any balls.

Q: What is the difference between Joe Biden's credit card and his library card?
A: He does not know either

Q: What kind of party will there be at the Ground Zero Mosque opening?
A: A mosquerade ball.

Q: What kind of cure, paradoxically, scares gay men to death?
A: Manicures.

Q: What is the one thing liberals need to sustain their dishonesty?
A: Lieagra.

Q: What is the only thing lower than Obama's approval rate?
A: His bowling score (with bumpers).

Q: Why did Biden think he was a member of the Tea Party?
A: Because everyone pities the fool.

Q: If liberals take what they love most, and switch the vowels, they'll get the home of who they hate most. What is the word?
A: Taxes.

Q: What do you get when you combine liberal ideas with Sham-wow?
A: Shampoo

Q: What did Tiger Woods blame his marital infidelity on most?
A: Bush.

Q: What is the most vile four-letter profanity ever uttered on a Planned Parenthood operating table?
A: Wahh!

Q: Why is Obama so upset about 9% unemployment?
A: Because he wants it to be a perfect 10.

Q: Why should the constitution be required reading in Congress?
A: So Democrats can find out what is in it.

Q: Why didn't Anthony Weiner's wife leave him?
A: Because he admitted to sexting, but he never impaled.

Q: When will Nancy Pelosi stop going green?
A: When she gives up her title of Wicked Witch of the West.

Q: What will Hillary Clinton be for the Halloween before the 2012 election?
A: Vindicated.

Q: What did Al Gore call his love child with Mother Nature?
A: El Nino.

Q: A New York Times poll found 9 in 10 Tea Party members want to replace Obama in 2012. What do the 1 in 10 want?
A: For the New York Times to stop lying about them.

TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; jokes; liberals; riddles

1 posted on 07/10/2011 1:16:35 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Thanks for the laugh. They were good.

2 posted on 07/10/2011 1:19:43 PM PDT by He Rides A White Horse ((((unite))))
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To: He Rides A White Horse
They were good.

Really? Nothing even close to humerous.

3 posted on 07/10/2011 1:35:59 PM PDT by FatherofFive (Islam is evil and must be eradicated)
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To: FatherofFive

Proper spelling adds credibility to insults. In your case, however, not so much..

4 posted on 07/10/2011 1:47:26 PM PDT by cardinal4 (Cain/Netanyahu 2012)
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