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Obama on Gay Rights: “It was something I experimented with in college” (satire)
ConservativeByte.com ^

Posted on 07/26/2011 6:00:31 PM PDT by mnehring

President Barack Obama clarified his ambiguous position on gay marriage by telling the press after an LGBT fundraiser, “Gay rights was something I experimented with in college.”

Before a crowd of gay and lesbian Democrats ready to stuff their money into a rainbow-colored sack with a dollar sign painted on it, the president gave an inspiring speech on the matter of gay rights.

While affirming his belief in gay rights as civil rights, he made sure to distance himself from outwardly supporting marriage equality. “Supporting gay marriage might have been something I experimented with in college, but it was just a phase. We all go through phases like that, like my goth phase before that,” he told the fundraiser attendees.


TOPICS: Government; Humor
KEYWORDS: college; gayrights; homosexualagenda; humor; obama; satire
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1 posted on 07/26/2011 6:00:36 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: mnehring

Lol...Goth?...He must be in his “Socialist” stage.


2 posted on 07/26/2011 6:01:49 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
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To: mnehring

Let me guess - he didn’t inhale.


3 posted on 07/26/2011 6:02:15 PM PDT by scrabblehack
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To: mnehring

now whowoulda thunk?


4 posted on 07/26/2011 6:02:25 PM PDT by blueplum
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To: mnehring

Reads like satire to me.


5 posted on 07/26/2011 6:02:33 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Palin in 2012)
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To: scrabblehack

lol, I was just about to say the same thing.


6 posted on 07/26/2011 6:03:02 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: scrabblehack

“Let me guess - he didn’t inhale.”

But, did he swallow?


7 posted on 07/26/2011 6:03:48 PM PDT by nolongerademocrat ("Before you ask G-d for something, first thank G-d for what you already have." B'rachot 30b)
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To: mnehring

...”like my goth phase...”

Oh, please! He was never that cool. (Not that goths rank very high in coolness...)


8 posted on 07/26/2011 6:03:58 PM PDT by SuzyQue
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To: mnehring

Bill Clinton didn’t inhale.

What didn’t almost-gay Obama do?


9 posted on 07/26/2011 6:06:40 PM PDT by umgud
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To: Dallas59

Muslim Marxist Crybaby phase ongoing.


10 posted on 07/26/2011 6:07:19 PM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: mnehring

Palin goes rogue. Obama goes homo.


11 posted on 07/26/2011 6:07:31 PM PDT by erod (Unlike the President I am a true Chicagoan.)
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To: mnehring

This guy is such a douchbag. He experimented with gay rights?

Just WTF does that mean?


12 posted on 07/26/2011 6:08:26 PM PDT by mylife (OPINIONS ~ $ 1.00 HALFBAKED ~ 50c)
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To: erod

You would think if he pitched for the other team, he would dress his family better.


13 posted on 07/26/2011 6:08:32 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: nolongerademocrat

OH!! Mary Mary quite contrary...


14 posted on 07/26/2011 6:08:34 PM PDT by Eddie01
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To: mylife

It means he used to smoke pole but he didn’t inhale.


15 posted on 07/26/2011 6:09:33 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: mylife

The same way Bill Clinton experimented with the Mary Jane.
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100920150351AAoMojB


16 posted on 07/26/2011 6:09:59 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: SuzyQue

He’s too old to have been young and goth...


17 posted on 07/26/2011 6:11:25 PM PDT by WestwardHo
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To: All; Admin Moderator

OK, I tracked down the original article, it is satire.
http://thewashingtonfancy.com/2011/07/obama-on-gay-rights-%E2%80%9Cit-was-something-i-experimented-with-in-college%E2%80%9D/

Reporting myself to the mods for due punishment.


18 posted on 07/26/2011 6:12:17 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: nolongerademocrat

But, did he swallow?

still does on his annual birthday retreat with his boys.....


20 posted on 07/26/2011 6:13:20 PM PDT by Breto (never accept the premise)
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To: mylife

LARRY SINCLAIR

LLS


21 posted on 07/26/2011 6:13:20 PM PDT by LibLieSlayer ("GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH"! I choose LIBERTY and PALIN!)
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To: scrabblehack

No he just sucked at it.... ;-)


22 posted on 07/26/2011 6:13:31 PM PDT by Average Al
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To: mnehring

I don’t call him Obuggery for nothing!!


23 posted on 07/26/2011 6:16:30 PM PDT by DarthVader (That which supports Barack Hussein Obama must be sterilized and there are NO exceptions!)
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To: mnehring

Does that mean he didn’t inhale?


24 posted on 07/26/2011 6:17:08 PM PDT by Ronin (Obamanation has replaced Bizarroworld as the most twisted place in the universe.)
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To: mnehring
“Gay rights was something I experimented with in college.”

“Gae ritghts wath somethin I expterimentet width in collethge.”

25 posted on 07/26/2011 6:18:03 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (zero hates Texas and we hate him back. He ain't my president either.)
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To: mnehring
it is satire

How can you be so sure? With zer0 all things are possible! This is what the media told us before the election. Did not zer0 tell us he would trim the budget, lower sea levels, was the chosen one and on and on? zer0 being homo is not out of the realm of probabilities.

26 posted on 07/26/2011 6:18:26 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: scrabblehack

This time he didn’t swallow.


27 posted on 07/26/2011 6:21:35 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Islam is the religion of Satan and Mohammed was his minion.)
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To: nolongerademocrat

Wrong orifice.


28 posted on 07/26/2011 6:22:41 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Islam is the religion of Satan and Mohammed was his minion.)
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To: blueplum

Explains his metrosexual actions.


29 posted on 07/26/2011 6:24:03 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Islam is the religion of Satan and Mohammed was his minion.)
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To: mnehring


30 posted on 07/26/2011 6:26:22 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: umgud

Obama and Larry Sinclair....

Had a very steamy.... love affair.....


31 posted on 07/26/2011 6:48:42 PM PDT by LyinLibs (All moslems are somewhere on the killing-you spectrum)
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To: mnehring

here is something that is not satire..not sure if there is a thread.

http://nation.foxnews.com/sen-john-kerry/2011/07/26/kerrys-swift-boat-ally-jailed-stripped-silver-star


32 posted on 07/26/2011 6:53:26 PM PDT by bushpilot1
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To: mnehring; Sidebar Moderator; Lead Moderator; Religion Moderator
"Reporting myself to the mods for due punishment."

Just spent a good portion of the past 30 minutes combing through our Acme-Zenith Emergency Manual. Turns out there's a special coded sub-section which seems to be saying that we're prohibited from making a call on the Red Phone to the Viking Kitties when someone self-reports.

My decoding skills are a little rusty so while I can't guarantee anything, you're probably safe for now.

33 posted on 07/26/2011 7:20:07 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: mnehring

I will believe the gay and experimentation part about Obama’s college days.


34 posted on 07/26/2011 7:51:57 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (Obama, eat your GOPeas.)
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To: Mike Darancette

35 posted on 07/26/2011 8:10:36 PM PDT by 50mm (Trust nobody and you'll never be disappointed.)
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To: mnehring

Narcissists don’t think of others only themselves.


36 posted on 07/26/2011 8:13:01 PM PDT by erod (Unlike the President I am a true Chicagoan.)
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To: mnehring

Truth often stranger than fiction. Do you really want to know if your president was puffin on a magic flute? (euphemism)


37 posted on 07/26/2011 8:19:29 PM PDT by BMWR1200C
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To: mnehring

Truth often stranger than fiction. Do you really want to know if your president was puffin on a magic flute? (euphemism)


38 posted on 07/26/2011 8:19:36 PM PDT by BMWR1200C
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To: nolongerademocrat
http://thejaghunter.wordpress.com/2010/05/27/lets-ask-and-do-tell-is-obama-gay/

Pictures at the website

May 24, 2010 – SPECIAL REPORT from WAYNE MADSEN.

Obama and Emanuel: Members of same gay bath house in Chicago

President Obama and his chief of staff Rahm Emanuel are lifetime members of the same gay bath house in uptown Chicago, according to informed sources in Chicago’s gay community, as well as veteran political sources in the city.

The bath house, Man’s Country, caters to older white men and it has been in business for some 30 years and is known as one of uptown Chicago’s “grand old bathhouses.” WMR was told by sources who are familiar with the bath house that it provides one-year “lifetime” memberships to paying customers and that the club’s computerized files and pre-computer paper files, include membership information for both Obama and Emanuel. The data is as anonymized as possible for confidentiality purposes. However, sources close to “Man’s Country” believe the U.S. Secret Service has purged the computer and filing cabinet files of the membership data on Obama and Emanuel.

Members of Man’s Country are also issued club identification cards. WMR learned that Obama and Emanuel possessed the ID cards, which were required for entry.

Obama began frequenting Man’s Country in the mid-1990s, during the time he transitioned from a lecturer at the University of Chicago Law School to his election as an Illinois State Senator in 1996. Emanuel, reportedly joined Man’s Country after he left the Clinton White Hosue and moved back to Chicago in 1998, joining the investment firm of Wasserstein Perella and maintaining his membership during his 2002 campaign for the U.S. 5th District House seat vacated by Rod Blagojevich, who was elected governor.

Man’s Country appears to be a “one stop shopping” center for gay men. The club’s website advertises steam rooms, “fantasy rooms,” bed rooms, male strippers, adult movies, and lockers.

However, Man’s Country was not the only location for Obama’s predatory gay sex activities. The Chicago gay community is aware that Obama often made contacts with younger men at his famous “pick-up basketball” games. It was at these “pick up” matches where Obama first met Emanuel and a young Democratic campaign worker and senior bank vice president named Alexi Giannoulias. Currently running for Obama’s old U.S. Senate seat now occupied by Roland Burris, Giannoulias successfully ran for Illinois Treasurer in 2006 after being drafted for the run by Chicago’s Democratic machine.

39 posted on 07/26/2011 8:26:36 PM PDT by B4Ranch (Allowing Islam into America is akin to injecting yourself with AIDS to prove how tolerant you are...)
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