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Caption Obama on the Telephone

Posted on 08/12/2011 12:43:31 PM PDT by Arcy



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: girlieboy; limpwrist; lookslikebadliver; obama
Joe, we just had our butts handed to us down there in Atlanta. They ruled against Obama-care. Can you believe that? If you need me, I'll be up in my room...pouting.
1 posted on 08/12/2011 12:43:41 PM PDT by Arcy
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To: Arcy

I can’t find my crackberry!


2 posted on 08/12/2011 12:46:54 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open ( <o> ---)
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To: Arcy

Is he watching himself on TV?


3 posted on 08/12/2011 12:47:09 PM PDT by Perdogg (0bama got 0sama?? Really, was 0sama on the golf course?)
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To: Arcy

“Thank you for calling Big Bubba’s Burgers. Please press 1 for English.....”


4 posted on 08/12/2011 12:47:17 PM PDT by dnandell (I don't need no stinkin' tagline)
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To: Arcy

“But,But, Mr Soros, I’ve tried to do everything just like your people told me-but it’s just not working. The little people just won’t do what I tell them to do.”

“I just need more time, Sir. If let me have this job for another term I promise, I promise I can get the job done.”


5 posted on 08/12/2011 12:47:33 PM PDT by maine yankee (I got my Governor at 'Marden's')
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To: Arcy

Can I get fried rice with that?


6 posted on 08/12/2011 12:48:48 PM PDT by Arcy
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To: Arcy

“Help Mr. Wizard, I don’t want to play President any more!”


7 posted on 08/12/2011 12:49:42 PM PDT by pennboricua
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To: Arcy

Joe....How do you pronounce C O R P S ??


8 posted on 08/12/2011 12:50:03 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Arcy
"Hello China? I know I am a bad credit risk, but I could use a few more billion. I have this fantastic idea of buying up all the foreclosures and renting them to the poor...No...I am not drunk... Hello? Are you still there?"


9 posted on 08/12/2011 12:51:14 PM PDT by Lazlo in PA (Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
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To: Arcy

"We B Freebies, this is Peggy."

10 posted on 08/12/2011 12:51:17 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Americans need to wean their government off of its dependence on foreign money.)
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To: Arcy

I sent yall a check lass week. Whatchal mean you gonna come get this furniture!?!?


11 posted on 08/12/2011 12:51:18 PM PDT by Arcy
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To: Arcy

12 posted on 08/12/2011 12:51:21 PM PDT by NoLibZone (Life as Nancy Pelosi knows & wants it, must end, Life As Nancy Knows it is to raise Debt 10% annualy)
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To: Arcy

What is on his tv...it looks like an episode of Saved By the Bell.


13 posted on 08/12/2011 12:51:37 PM PDT by Boardwalk
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14 posted on 08/12/2011 12:51:45 PM PDT by devolve (. . . . . . . . . . . . Can*t I just eat my cheeseburger? ...Where are my fries ? . . . . . . . . .)
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To: Arcy

No tee times? NO TEE TIMES!
Do you know who I am!


15 posted on 08/12/2011 12:54:46 PM PDT by Makana
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To: Arcy

16 posted on 08/12/2011 12:54:46 PM PDT by NoLibZone (Life as Nancy Pelosi knows & wants it, must end, Life As Nancy Knows it is to raise Debt 10% annualy)
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To: Arcy

“Hmmmm.....why is Biden’s hold music ‘TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT’?”


17 posted on 08/12/2011 12:55:17 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Arcy

18 posted on 08/12/2011 12:55:27 PM PDT by Retired Greyhound
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To: Arcy

TWO ALL BEEF PATTIES SPECIAL SAUCE CHEESE PICKELS ONIONS ON A SESAME SEED BUN!


19 posted on 08/12/2011 12:56:38 PM PDT by angcat (RUN SARAH RUN!)
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To: Arcy

Yes Michelle. I cleaned up after the dog. Put away the socks that were on the floor and loaded the dishwasher.

Can I go golfing now?


20 posted on 08/12/2011 12:56:38 PM PDT by listenhillary (Look your representatives in the eye and ask if they intend to pay off the debt. They will look away)
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I want Keitel, Jodl, Krebs, and Burgdorf in here now. I feel the urge to rant.
21 posted on 08/12/2011 12:57:12 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (The Repubs and Dems are arguing whether to pour 9 or 10 buckets of gasoline on a burning house.)
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To: Arcy

“Hi Dad, I’m having a lousy week, can we talk?”

Here’s who he’s talking to...

In the thread, post 1123, middle picture. Founder of the Kansas City Black Panther Party.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2702976/posts?page=1123


22 posted on 08/12/2011 12:58:26 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty (PALIN 45 -The cure for "meet the new boss, same as the old boss." Resisting Tyranny Since 1-20-2009)
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To: Arcy

“Yeah....uh-huh....you nasty girl....I’m wearing those boxers with the hearts on ‘em you gave me....just a sec....’Be done in a minute Michelle. I’m on the phone with Barney’...now, where were we?”


23 posted on 08/12/2011 1:01:08 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Arcy

AT LEAST HE'S LEARNED HOW TO USE IT NOW.......................

24 posted on 08/12/2011 1:04:10 PM PDT by Red Badger ("Treason doth never prosper.... What's the reason? Why if it prosper, none dare call it treason.")
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To: Arcy

“God I hate this freakin’ job.”


25 posted on 08/12/2011 1:06:10 PM PDT by Maceman (Obama: As American as nasei goreng)
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To: Arcy

"Whadya mean, the 'Saved By The Bell' marathon is over? I want it started again!"


26 posted on 08/12/2011 1:06:55 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: Arcy

Hay OJ, I’m gona need to post bail soon, who did you use?


27 posted on 08/12/2011 1:08:16 PM PDT by Slambat (The right to keep and bear arms. Anything one man can carry, drive or pull.)
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To: Arcy

“Helen Thomas says she proud of you, sir”.


28 posted on 08/12/2011 1:10:04 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Arcy
"I'm calling to confirm my vacation reservations at Martha's Vineyard...right, that's O-B-A-M-A...no, I won't hold...do you know who I am?!"


29 posted on 08/12/2011 1:10:04 PM PDT by Azzurri
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To: Arcy

“Get my investments out and buy gold.”


30 posted on 08/12/2011 1:10:37 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (when liberals rant, it's called free speech; when conservatives vent, it's called hate speech.)
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To: NoLibZone

hahahahaha good one!


31 posted on 08/12/2011 1:20:31 PM PDT by Arcy
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To: Arcy

"Thank you for calling tech support."

Press 1 if you need help running a country"

Press 2 if you need help getting re-elected"

Press 3 if you need to speak to a fellow marxist"

Press * if you didn't understand these choices"

32 posted on 08/12/2011 1:26:48 PM PDT by red-dawg (Biden says I am a terrorist - I say he should RESIGN NOW.)
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“Just a minute, let me go get someone who actually cares”


33 posted on 08/12/2011 1:28:01 PM PDT by skeeter
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To: Arcy
President Obama contacts Monster.com to see if his resume was received.
34 posted on 08/12/2011 1:29:01 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement (Obama "acted stupidly.")
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To: Arcy

Jimmy Carter puts Obama on hold.


35 posted on 08/12/2011 1:30:36 PM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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What do you mean that it will cost me 4 trillion dollars to buy a clue?

36 posted on 08/12/2011 2:07:20 PM PDT by COUNTrecount (Barry...above his poi grade.)
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To: Retired Greyhound

Dude be wearin’ them gay ear rings!


37 posted on 08/12/2011 2:11:28 PM PDT by Gaffer
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To: Arcy

Hello, is this the President of the United States?

Uh uh uh uh uh, umm umm umm, yes.

Please be advised that this call is an effort to collect on a debt.


38 posted on 08/12/2011 2:32:17 PM PDT by sbMKE
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To: Arcy

“8:50, that’s the earlest tee time you got?


39 posted on 08/12/2011 2:48:37 PM PDT by Recon Dad ("Don't shoot fast, unless you also shoot good..")
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To: Red Badger

LOL! Great minds think alike...


40 posted on 08/12/2011 2:49:31 PM PDT by greatplains
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To: Boardwalk

it looks like Project Runway


41 posted on 08/12/2011 2:50:43 PM PDT by Taffini ( Mr. Pippen and Mr. Waffles do not approve and neither do I)
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To: Arcy

“Hi, Whoopie??

Listen, Moochelle is out of town on another vacation, and I’m gettin’ horny. Can you clean yourself up and get over here in - say - an hour??


42 posted on 08/12/2011 3:21:22 PM PDT by Noob1999
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What do you mean, the campaign donation check from Al Qaeda didn’t clear? Light a fire under those deadbeats! They’re swimming in oil money!


43 posted on 08/12/2011 3:27:19 PM PDT by jespasinthru (Proud member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.)
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To: Taffini

The phone needs a little teleprompter attachment.


44 posted on 08/12/2011 4:17:25 PM PDT by aimhigh
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To: Arcy

“BR-549? Is Junior there? I have a bunch of electric cars to unload. Gotta jump-start the economy — quick.”


45 posted on 08/12/2011 4:22:35 PM PDT by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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The TOTUS is flat on it;s back!!!! OMG!!


46 posted on 08/12/2011 5:14:10 PM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion is the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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Obama: "Hello? Who is this?"

Robovoice: "Hello, we are calling on behalf of the Sarah Palin PAC..."

47 posted on 08/12/2011 5:31:43 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Free Republic- Still AAA++ rated)
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"Barry? Larry Sinclair finally remembered the encryption key to his hidden Limo-Cam files..."
48 posted on 08/12/2011 7:12:27 PM PDT by EasySt (2012... Sometimes you have to flush twice.)
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