Posted on 08/12/2011 6:00:44 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
OK FReepers we may have Hugh and Series situation here! I received this email just afew moments ago and I need help in deciding what to do!
Here is the email and its from the VERY OFFICIAL EMAIL address: agentjohnedwar2@globomail.com
Federal Bureau Of InvestigationIntelligence Field Unit
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington , D.C.
Urgent Attention:
I am special Agent John Edward from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) intelligence unit; we have just intercepted (2) trunk boxes at JFK airport New York , we are on the verge of moving them to our bureau head quarters. We started monitoring and checkmating movement of consignments after the killing of Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden, many people are virtually involve in sponsorship of terrorism knowingly and unknowingly since they participate in unsolicited and security unchecked transactions which sometimes the aftermath effect of unclaimed funds becomes wheel power for terrorist sponsorship.
We have scanned those two trunk boxes and discovered the value is $5.7 Million Dollars and the backup document bears your name as the receiver of the money contained in the boxes and your email address is on the delivery manifest booklet plastered on the two trunk boxes , investigations / interrogation carried out on the diplomat that accompanied the boxes into the united states has it that he was to deliver this funds to your residence as payment which was due to you as unpaid lottery .Our priorities are tactically stated below. Some people have been victimizing over the years but our inception has corrected worst crime situations in and outside American.
Protect the United States and the rest of the world from terrorist attacks (see counter-terrorism);Protect the United States against foreign intelligence operations and espionage (see counter-intelligence); Protect the United States against cyber-based attacks and high-technology crimes (see cyber-warfare); Combat public corruption at all levels;
Protect civil rights; Combat transnational/national criminal organizations and enterprises (see organized crime); Combat major white-collar crime; Combat significant violent crime; Support federal, state, local and international partners;
We checked all legal documents in the boxes, and were about to release the consignments to the diplomat, when we found out that the boxes lack two very important documents Legal Clearance Certificate and Fund Ownership Certificate which as a result, the boxes was kept under security vault until you provide those required compulsory demanded due process documents According to section 229 subsection 31 of the 1991 constitution in tax payment, your consignment lacks proof of ownership certificate and legal clearance certificate from the joint team of the IRS and homeland security, and there for, you must contact us for direction and advise on how to procure the certificates, so that you can be relieved of the charges of evading tax and consignment abandonment which is a punishable offense under section 12 subsection 441 of constitution on tax evasion and unsolicited movement of consignments to any country all over the world.
You are required within the next 72hours to secure those above mentioned certificates or face the legal consequence defined for such delivery infringement, to avoid interrogation and prosecution in the court of law for money laundry and sponsorship of terrorism. We have investigative jurisdiction over every crime both in and outside United States . Also, you must not contact any other bank or persons in Nigeria , the United Kingdom or any part of the world for any payment, because your payment is presently under our custody here in United States of America . Please don’t respond to any FBI message without this security code (FBI/WOR/CMM). We shall direct you on the process of who to contact after extensive investigation.
Yours in service
Agent John Edward,
Regional Director
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
Intelligence Field Unit
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, Nw Washington , D.C.
20535-0001, USA
I know many of you will have some very interesting ideas on what I should do.
Sit out on your deck and have a gin and tonic.
never trust a guy with two first names
Pass it on to the FBI. ;-)
It was obviously written by someone whose first language is not English . . . for starters.
Prolly the same guy who started the Nigerian prince scam emails.
Nah, Scotch...neat.
Trust him. He’s FBI
Government agencies are dot gov not dot com.
Evidently the FBI has set up an office in Nigeria.
That money was suppossed to be sent to me!
Impersonating a federal law enforcement official is, I think, a federal offense. I suspect you will not get the 5.7 million dollars. I could be wrong. But I think the FBI would at least like to hear about it, and if there is a real agent by this name, he would likely want to hear about this too. But what do I know.
Are you logged in?
Start your reply thusly: Barack, is dat choo?
DO NOT pass it on to the FBI. They might be some criminal the FBI gives machine guns and grenade launchers to. You never know anymore.
his son got to be president with the same kind of BS.
You wrote that in jest, but the originator of this email is impersonating an FBI agent and engaging in extortion. These are felonies.
“...inception has corrected worst crime situations in and outside American.”
Since it involves inception, contact Leonardo DiCaprio and ask his advice.
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