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How many Obamas does it take to BLAME a light bulb?
vanity | 8-15-11 | self

Posted on 08/15/2011 9:01:54 AM PDT by Brookhaven

Yes, I know it's supposed to be CHANGE a light bulb, but since President Obama is starting on his blame America bus tour (where he'll explain how every problem is somebody elses fault), I thought BLAME a light bulb was more appropriate.

Some examples to get things rolling:

One to blame Bush and proclaim nobody could be expected to change a light bulb in just two years.

Two, one to say he has already changed the light bulb and one to blame the tea party for pointing out that the new light bulb is not producing any light.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: lightbulbs; obama

1 posted on 08/15/2011 9:01:58 AM PDT by Brookhaven
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To: Brookhaven

I know it tales three Kennedys to change a light bulb. One to hold the bulb and two to drink until the rooms spins around.


2 posted on 08/15/2011 9:08:51 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Brookhaven

Millions.

One to curse the darkness, and an army of bureaucrats to ban incandescent bulbs.


3 posted on 08/15/2011 10:02:53 AM PDT by dangus
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To: massgopguy

Black Banana blames the right for the skid marks on his underwear.


4 posted on 08/15/2011 10:12:45 AM PDT by tarotsailor
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