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To: DiogenesLamp
Good question.

Also, if a woman time travels back to the middle ages and gives birth on land that will one day be America, is that baby a native born American?

Also, if a blue fairy turns a wooden puppet into a real boy on American soil, can that former puppet be president? What if the original wood was Canadian?

7 posted on 08/31/2011 9:07:14 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead

[ Also, if a woman time travels back to the middle ages and gives birth on land that will one day be America, is that baby a native born American?

Also, if a blue fairy turns a wooden puppet into a real boy on American soil, can that former puppet be president? What if the original wood was Canadian? ]

Answer #1: No the Baby is a “Time Lord- American” and should get dual citizenship from both Galifrey and the closest Native American Tribe they were born near.

Answer #2: Geppetto will be raided by the feds and arrested for working on the Indian Wood he obtained from his overseas supplier before the fairy even has a chance to work her magic.


12 posted on 08/31/2011 9:15:20 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: dead

Isn’t one president with a wooden head enough?


14 posted on 08/31/2011 9:16:24 AM PDT by DiogenesLamp (1790 Congress: No children of a foreign father may be a citizen.)
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To: dead

“Also, if a woman time travels back to the middle ages and gives birth on land that will one day be America, is that baby a native born American?

Also, if a blue fairy turns a wooden puppet into a real boy on American soil, can that former puppet be president? What if the original wood was Canadian?”

you’re too good at this. you should be a trial lawyer.


39 posted on 08/31/2011 2:27:26 PM PDT by fnord (Republicans are just the right-wing of the left-wing of American politics)
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