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DUmmie FUnnies 09-07-11 (Pitt backs down on Obama backing down on Hoffa's comments)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 7, 2011 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 09/07/2011 11:09:29 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Well, that didn't take long. Will is dancing the Tepid Two-Step. Let's sing while he dances!

SELF-RECANTED EVENING
Tune: "Some Enchanted Evening"

Self-recanted evening,
When you see the flip-flops,
You may see where Pitt stops
Across the DUmmieland.
And somehow you know,
You know even then,
That sometime you'll see him
Recant once again.

Self-aggrandized weaving,
Bloviating windbag,
Going where the wind blows,
Not knowing where to stand.
He'll write to the left--
That's left to go right--
Will's so busy dancing,
He can't sleep at night.

Who can explain Pitt?
Who can tell you why?
Will gives two versions,
Neither one can fly.

Some fantastic FReeping!
Someone may be laughing,
You may hear the laughing
Among the DUFU fans.
And night after night,
When we go to bed,
That sound is our laughter--
Will Pitt's in our thread!

Once we have DUFUed
Will Pitt's swing and miss,
Then he'll discover
He can't recant this!

And so it goes. Willie says one thing, then he has to take it back a little later. Will Pitt's dance often goes like this: Say something looney-lib-tough, to score points with the DUmmies. Then when the Dims disappoint, Will the Shill, loyal party hack that he is, has to cover his tuchus with a spin move. Or vice versa. It's a tricky act, but Will has his steps so down by now that he can do them in a drunken stupor.

The latest example is the Hoffa contretemps. On Labor Day, as he was introducing Present Zero, Teamsters boss Jimmy Hoffa Jr. stirred up his union thugs to go after conservatives, saying: "Let's take these son-of-a-bitches out!"

Even Pitt could see that there would be calls for the White House to distance themselves from Hoffa's violent rhetoric. But Pitt, in high DUdgeon and in solidarity with his union brothers, swore he was going to be sick if there was an apology, here in this THREAD, "If Obama backs down in the face of this Hoffa thing, I am going to lose my f***ing mind." (PJ documented this much of the story in last night's DUFU.)

Well, guess what? Obama DID back down and issue an apology, as we see in this THREAD, "Mr. Pitt, you better sit down: WH backs away from Hoffa comments."

But then PITT backs down on his losing his f***ing mind and getting sick! Says Obama didn't really "back down," he only "backed off." Oh, it's yet another Pittian self-recanted evening! Hee! Hee!

So let us now watch Wee Willie do the Tepid Two-Step, in Red-Faced Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, the wag tailoring the doggerel, Charles Henrickson, looking forward to celebrating Wee Willie's 40th birthday this November, is in the [brackets]:

If an apology is issued, I'm going to be sick.

[And lose your f***ing mind, too. Don't forget that part, Will. But, no worries, I'm SURE your Progressive President would NEVER back down on taking the fight to the teabaggers!]

Seems like you are trolling for "outrage recs" to reach greatest page, Will.

[You know him well, I see. Yes, it's always all about Will.]

Well, Will... looks like Commander Compromise capitulated again.

[Wha--WHAA??]

That room is is still open, but there's another influx of toasted progressives that just came in here to Happyland Home for the Politically Insane. Better hurry! Do you want to try to drive here yourself, or do you want a ride in the Big White Van?

[DUmmie Zorra invites Will to a room next to his at Happyland, now that Pitt will be losing his f***ing mind.]

read it and weep

[Read WHAT?? What are you talking about??]

Mr. Pitt, you better sit down: WH backs away from Hoffa comments

[NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!]

Moving quickly to distance himself and President Obama from Hoffa’s controversial comments at a Labor Day rally, Carney said that Hoffa “speaks for himself, he speaks for the labor movement, the AFL-CIO.”

[Hee! Hee! Obama's Carney barker even gets Hoffa's union wrong!]

[So as not to have to say too much about what he promised to do if Obama backs down, Will Pitt simply posts a picture response:]

wish i could buy you a beer today

[Bottomless Pitt will need more than one beer to drown his sorrows, DUmmie kpete.]

The (facepalm) is directed at muffing his union affiliation. . . .

[Yeah, right, Will. It was just a little slip of the tongue on the name of the union. Pitt begins his backpedaling.]

And I never said I'd freak out over an apology. I said "back down."

[No, Will, you DID say "apology." AND "back down." And it sounds like Obama did both!]

This isn't big, but it's definitely backing off. . . .

[OK! It was just a "backing off"! Not a "backing down." Whew! Will was worried he might have to follow through with his promise and get sick and lose his f***ing mind.]

blowing Hoffa's union affiliation is just icing on the damned cake.

[OK, Will backed down on Obama's backing down, so now he doesn't have to be TOO angry at Obama and lose his loyal party hack status. But at the same time he also has to quickly do a reverse move and sound looney-lib-tough again, to satisfy the DUmmie crowd--only, make it just a minor point, about Carney using the wrong union label. See? Will's got this Tepid Two-Step down pat!]

[The DUmmies comment . . .]

Read between the f***ing lines, people.

[On Obama's backing down or Pitt's?]

I have no words for the stupidity of this piss pot Carney. yes this is what we have as the WH Press Sec. A piss pot know nothing jerk.

[Carney needs to get himself a teleprompter, then he wouldn't make such stupid statements. Hey, better yet, Obama needs to get himself . . . a new press secretary! And I know just the man! He's a unionized Communications Worker. Journalist, international best-selling author. Even served as a press secretary (for Kookcinich) for a few minutes once. Yes, that's right! Will the Shill! C'mon Obama, take on Piss Pot PITT for this press post!]

I apologize for ever having supported Obama.

[Are you "backing down," "backing off," or "backing away"?]

I flog myself!

[Yes, we know that, benburch. But do you apologize for supporting Obama?]

Should I even pretend to be surprised?

[This is a PITT thread, Know-it-all Nadin! Go away! You can't hog ALL the DUFUs!]

The hate for Obama from parts of the perpetually disgruntled left has jumped about 5 sharks at this point.

[Obama-hate has jumped the snark.]

pointing out the obvious truth that Hoffa doesn't speak for the President pretty much dodges the real issue, namely, whether the President endorses Hoffa's remarks. Quite arguably, it even suggests that the president does not approve of the remarks. But at a minimum, it is wimpy and weasely.

[You get the Kewpie Doll, DUmmie Vattel! Something which Wimpy, Weasely, Wee Willie Pitt could NOT win, what with him doing the Tepid Two-Step.]

Where did they find this guy [Carney]? He's been a terrible Press Sec.

[PITT! PITT! PITT! PITT . . .]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; hoffa; obama; pitt; williamriverspitt

1 posted on 09/07/2011 11:09:39 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


2 posted on 09/07/2011 11:13:24 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Interesting. I had to get all the way to “d*mn” when checking for foul language used in the DU posters’ comments before I found some. This would qualify this thread as among the cleanest I’ve ever read from those teenagers.


3 posted on 09/07/2011 11:14:06 AM PDT by GreenAccord (Bacon Akbar)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Hee hee hee...this is too funny. Great job on this. Excellent Recanted Evening lyrics. I remember the original song well from South Pacific. This tune fits in perfectly here.

Who is the guy in the photos? Does the face belong to Mr Pitt?

4 posted on 09/07/2011 11:18:45 AM PDT by Upstate NY Guy
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To: GreenAccord
I had to get all the way to “d*mn” when checking for foul language used in the DU posters’ comments before I found some. This would qualify this thread as among the cleanest I’ve ever read from those teenagers.

Oh, there was plenty more foul language. There always is. PJ and I are selective in which comments we DUFU, and then we have to do a lot of asterisking.

5 posted on 09/07/2011 11:19:12 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Poor will - so many disappointments, so little time.


6 posted on 09/07/2011 11:21:31 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10?


7 posted on 09/07/2011 11:22:34 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (California: Making Texas more Conservative one voter at a time)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10!!

?


8 posted on 09/07/2011 11:23:47 AM PDT by CT-Freeper (Visit CTF.org)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10 Shiller!


9 posted on 09/07/2011 11:24:49 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Upstate NY Guy; franksolich; Ballygrl; PJ-Comix
Yes, that is Mr. Pitt, several years--and thousands of cigarettes and alcoholic drinks--ago. Willie Boy turns 40 in November. More recent pix show an older but not necessarily wiser Pitt:

And even these were a couple years ago.

10 posted on 09/07/2011 11:25:22 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Practicing Pittologist)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10?


11 posted on 09/07/2011 11:26:17 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: JRios1968

They do an outstanding description of Carney!


12 posted on 09/07/2011 11:36:25 AM PDT by DooDahhhh (ma)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Too funny. He reminds me of a guy I ran into from high school days. Thirty five years after graduation and the guy is still living in his mother’s basement. And he’s still got the same stupid pot head mentality.


13 posted on 09/07/2011 11:39:20 AM PDT by Upstate NY Guy
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To: Charles Henrickson

I believe Pitt is seriously mentally ill. If he is not on meds (not the usual self medication), he should be.


14 posted on 09/07/2011 11:46:13 AM PDT by NoGrayZone ("Islamophobia: The irrational fear of being beheaded." Andrew Klavan of PJTV)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I apologize for ever having supported Obama.

[Are you "backing down," "backing off," or "backing away"?]

Yes, we can't. Yes, we can't. Yes, we can't support 0 bummer anymore.


The hate for Obama from parts of the perpetually disgruntled left has jumped about 5 sharks at this point.

[Obama-hate has jumped the snark.]

When 0 bummer loses his base at DU, he is in big trouble.

15 posted on 09/07/2011 11:57:33 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, please let it rain in Texas. Amen.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Well, well. Here are the River Pitt's remarks from PJ's excellent DUFunnies...

Obama backs down in the face of this Hoffa thing, I am going to lose my f*cking mind.

And If an apology is issued, I'm going to be sick. An apology will perfectly encapsulate everything wrong about this administration's approach to the "loyal" opposition.

Dunno about anyone else, but saying "I am going to lose my f*cking mind" seems kinda like freaking out to me. Coupled with the being sick shtick, I'll take freak out for $500, Alex...

OTOH, Willy the wonker does this so often, I wonder if he thinks he's showing a talent he believes is useful in politics, Democrat politics of course.

16 posted on 09/07/2011 12:13:56 PM PDT by bcsco
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To: Charles Henrickson
Oh, there was plenty more foul language. There always is. PJ and I are selective in which comments we DUFU, and then we have to do a lot of asterisking.

I thought I smelled a 'rat. </intentional pun>

17 posted on 09/07/2011 12:30:30 PM PDT by GreenAccord (Bacon Akbar)
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To: Charles Henrickson
TOP 20! ;-)

(good music selection, the piano is perfect)

18 posted on 09/07/2011 12:50:54 PM PDT by Condor51 (Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out consevatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry..)
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To: Charles Henrickson

TOP 20!


19 posted on 09/07/2011 1:08:07 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: Charles Henrickson
...Used to have a DU account, password sometimes doesn't work. Maybe I got "the boot". Guess I didn't curse enough. Shhttt!!!

...Got "the boot" here in '99',,, for cursing. And all I did was repeat some lines in the original post. I forgot to italicize...

20 posted on 09/07/2011 1:09:52 PM PDT by gargoyle (...This looks like a good fight, deal me in...)
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To: Charles Henrickson
And I never said I'd freak out over an apology. I said "back down."

Pitt's SOB moment...

(Sort Of a Back-down)

21 posted on 09/07/2011 2:20:15 PM PDT by mikrofon (Pitt's PenDUlum swings again.)
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To: All

Do you ever wonder if deep down they are all trying to make the DUFUnnies? I mean the stupidity there is too easy to find, they have to be trying!


22 posted on 09/07/2011 3:07:41 PM PDT by USAFJeeper (Who Dat Nation - Loving the Manning Face!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Keep in mind the description of Pitt by one of the blog posters: “Trustafarian Boi.”


23 posted on 09/07/2011 3:45:06 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: DooDahhhh
They do an outstanding description of Carney!

That they do. First time I've ever agreed with these bozos. Man, Carney makes you long for Robert Gibbs.

24 posted on 09/07/2011 3:49:49 PM PDT by Marathoner (Government schools = Marxist indoctrination centers)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Self-Recanted Evening” is probably my favorite of your parody songs. What most people probably don’t know is that you composed it on a moment’s notice when I suggested you compose a parody song about Pitt changing his mind based on “Some Enchanted Evening” from “South Pacific.” I think you wrote the parody song in less than 4 hours? I do remember it was astonishingly quick.


25 posted on 09/07/2011 4:06:17 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Charles Henrickson

Didn’t Hugo Chavez shave his head as a show of solidarity for the bald Pitt?


26 posted on 09/07/2011 4:15:28 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
Once I've got an idea in my head that I think is funny, and I can come up with a few "hooks" and rhymes, it's away we go! The basics of it, depending on length and complexity, sometimes I get in less than an hour. When my brain is dead from regular mental work, I can still do parodies. It's FUn!

The key is first having an idea I think is funny. If I can make myself laugh, I figure it will work for others.

27 posted on 09/07/2011 4:31:39 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Adventures in Parodies.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
If you are familiar with Rastafarian music (I'm not) then you might want to consider a song parody based on that music about Pitt called "Trustafarian Boi."

The closest I know to Rastafarian music is Calypso.

28 posted on 09/07/2011 5:41:01 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Charles Henrickson

You could alter that graphic so that Pitt’s sign reads:

“Qualified WH Press Secretary for hire.”


29 posted on 09/08/2011 6:29:58 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Islam is a violent and tyrannical political ideology and has nothing to do with "religion".)
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