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Helen Thomas: 'Playmate of the Year'?
BizPacReview.com ^ | September 13, 2011 | Michael Dorstewitz

Posted on 09/15/2011 9:28:16 AM PDT by cap10mike

Late Thursday, the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission announced that next year’s Playmate of the Year will be former White House press corps member Helen Thomas. The EEOC declared this its latestvictory in a never-ending quest for equality in the workplace.

In a related story, shortly after the EEOC announcement, Hugh Hefner, 96, founder of Playboy Enterprises, died of a massive heart attack in his Los Angeles mansion.

Uh, just kidding. I’m merely demonstrating that when we take social engineering to its logical conclusion, we get illogical results.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: action; affirmative; classes; protected

1 posted on 09/15/2011 9:28:24 AM PDT by cap10mike
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To: cap10mike

Some good pics would suit this article!


2 posted on 09/15/2011 9:30:13 AM PDT by 2harddrive
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To: cap10mike

Naming Helen Thomas as “Playmate of the Year” is just as logical as giving the Nobel Peace Prize to President Obama!


3 posted on 09/15/2011 9:30:43 AM PDT by Erik Latranyi
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To: cap10mike

Similar to Kurt Vonnegut’s “prediction” in Harrison Bergeron (1961).


4 posted on 09/15/2011 9:32:19 AM PDT by WayneS (Don't Blame Me, I voted for Kodos!)
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To: Erik Latranyi

Good point!


5 posted on 09/15/2011 9:34:12 AM PDT by WayneS (Don't Blame Me, I voted for Kodos!)
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To: 2harddrive

TTIJFWOP


6 posted on 09/15/2011 9:34:42 AM PDT by WayneS (Don't Blame Me, I voted for Kodos!)
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To: cap10mike
This thread is not relevant without the obligatory photos.

7 posted on 09/15/2011 9:35:50 AM PDT by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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To: cap10mike

If any of you are even thinking of doing it... for the love of God, please don’t. Bless you, in advance.


8 posted on 09/15/2011 9:37:48 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: cap10mike

Oh the humanity...Please...no...don’t...no pics.


9 posted on 09/15/2011 9:37:57 AM PDT by PowderMonkey (WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
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To: Kartographer
One more before my eyes explode!

10 posted on 09/15/2011 9:38:25 AM PDT by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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To: Kartographer

She’s angry in THAT photo because Anthony Weiner hasn’t returned her ‘tweet’.


11 posted on 09/15/2011 9:39:07 AM PDT by WayneS (Don't Blame Me, I voted for Kodos!)
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To: cap10mike

AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! My eyes are burning! What they eyes have seen cannot be unseen!


12 posted on 09/15/2011 9:40:00 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: andy58-in-nh; PowderMonkey
TO LATE!!! BUSH MADE ME DO IT! And Cheney was holding a shotgun!
13 posted on 09/15/2011 9:40:53 AM PDT by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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To: 2harddrive

14 posted on 09/15/2011 9:44:04 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Jack Hydrazine
Antidote!


15 posted on 09/15/2011 9:44:58 AM PDT by Young Werther (Julius Caesar said "Quae cum ita sunt. Since these things are so.".)
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To: WayneS
"She’s angry in THAT photo because Anthony Weiner hasn’t returned her ‘tweet’."

Close, but not it. Seems someone hacked her cellphone and stole naked pictures she had taken of herself. And when she call the FBI they threaten to charge her with possession of a weapon of mass destruction!
16 posted on 09/15/2011 9:45:22 AM PDT by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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To: Young Werther
The damage has already been done! The only way your Antidote will work now is if you can post it in braille!
17 posted on 09/15/2011 9:47:58 AM PDT by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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To: cap10mike

Is it Halloween already?

I can see the centerfold now. An old cavewoman with her poison chisel and hammer.


18 posted on 09/15/2011 9:50:01 AM PDT by mardi59 (Time to turn off the tv so I don't break it..)
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To: Kartographer

Okay, this is abuse....POLICE...POLICE!!! Citizens arrest!!!

There goes lunch...


19 posted on 09/15/2011 9:53:36 AM PDT by mardi59 (Time to turn off the tv so I don't break it..)
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To: Kartographer

Anyone who posts a naked picture of Helen Thomas ought to be charged with crimes against humanity. Or at least femininity.


20 posted on 09/15/2011 9:55:35 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: mardi59

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9efgLHgsBmM


21 posted on 09/15/2011 9:59:49 AM PDT by Kartographer (".. we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.")
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To: Kartographer

ROFL

That’s where I got it.


22 posted on 09/15/2011 10:06:55 AM PDT by mardi59 (Time to turn off the tv so I don't break it..)
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To: Kartographer

Is braille one of those Obama states? You can keep in touch if you can find where she’s at. She will string you along but you can see.....


23 posted on 09/15/2011 10:36:59 AM PDT by Young Werther (Julius Caesar said "Quae cum ita sunt. Since these things are so.".)
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To: 2harddrive
Some good pics would suit this article!

I could do it, but I just don't have the stomach for it.

24 posted on 09/15/2011 10:37:24 AM PDT by USS Alaska (Nuke the terrorist savages.)
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