Your result for The *** GULLIBLE CHUMP *** Test...
Paranoid Cynic
It's a Miracle! You Scored
For Shame. Looks like you're off your meds you paranoid freak! Get back on the anti-psychotics STAT! Actually, I shouldn't be quite so critical of you. You're never taken in by any con-man, spoof, or gimmic. Anytime you're confronted with a gimmic or bunk ass idea...you automatically assume it's a rip off. You're every salemans worst nightmare! There's a good chance that you've had first-hand experience ripping people off or scamming. Ever heard the phrase "can't play a player"? Of course you can spot the game, you wrote it! You think very carefully before making any decision. How perfectly clever. You usually make wise choices and have few regrets when it comes to buying or giving. If there were more people like you, there wouldn't be as many people ou there trying to muck people over. You make the hustlers feel like the idiots. You believe that if it sounds too good to be true, then it definitely is. With an evil laugh and an extended middle finger... you stroll away from the things that just seem too good. You're skeptical, cynical, untrusting, and not easily hyped. Chances are that you're pretty stingy with your cash too. You mull over even small decisions for hours or days. You probably get great bargains on whatever you buy. You can be a real ... ahh... jerk, assuming this doesn't get removed by the mods. Loosen up from time to time, no need to always be so an anal-retentive. You can afford to be a little understanding to someone asking a favor of you. Take time to listen if you think a person is probably sincere. If it turns out to be a rip-off afterall, you're sure to spot it before you're completely taken in. Congrats on not being a chump. Keep in mind though, that you may actually be cheating yourself out of some legitimate oppurtunities.