Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 10-03-11 (Pitt: The Marines are coming to Wall St...in 24 Business Hours)
Posted on 10/03/2011 7:11:40 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
The Marines are coming! The Marines are coming! Yes, the entire leftwing blogosphere is all excited about the Marines supposedly coming to take part in the leftwing Wall Street protests as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD, "The Marines are coming to Wall St" and this KOmmieland THREAD, "#OccupyWallStreet - Report of Support from Soldiers." So what do you think are the chances of unformed Marines showing up on Wall Street to protest alongside a bunch of mangy hippies and spoiled Trust Fund Kids? How about somewhere between Nil and None? However, the DUmmies and KOmmies are ecstatic over this fictional prospect. Finally, FINALLY, some real cleancut Americans are going to join our side in protest! THE MARINES ARE COMING!!!
They haven't been so happy since Karl Rove was indicted on May 12, 2006. Of course, this time they are also going to have to wait 24 business hours for the Marines to arrive because as it turns out, in both cases their hopes were inspired by one WILLIAM RIVERS PITT passing along wild misinformation. You can see the delicious moment when it is revealed that the Pittster was behind getting their hopes up but let us save that for later. For now let us watch the DUmmies and KOmmies wait and wait and wait and wait for the Marines to arrive on Wall Street in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that according to Pitt's Facebook posts he decided to hang around Boston and watch sports on the tube rather than participate in protests with other Trust Fund Kids, is in the [brackets]:
The Marines are coming to Wall St
[WOO! HOO! Real men are going to join our straggly crew of mangy hippies and spoiled Trust Fund Kids! I believe! I BEEEEELEEEEVE!!!]
This was taken from a message I just received on facebook:
[And guess WHO'S FaceBook page DUmmie Frosty1 got it from? Hee! Hee!]
"The Marines are coming to Wall St...(to PROTECT the protestors) "I'm heading up there tonight in my dress blues. So far, 15 of my fellow marine buddies are meeting me there, also in Uniform. I want to send the following message to Wall St and Congress: I didn't fight for Wall St. I fought for America. Now it's Congress' turn. My true hope, though, is that we Veterans can act as first line of defense between the police and the protester. If they want to get to some protesters so they can mace them, they will have to get through the F*cking Marine Corps first. Let's see a cop mace a bunch of decorated war vets. I apologize now for typos and errors. Typing this on iPhone whilst heading to NYC. We can organize once we're there. That's what we do best. If you see someone in uniform, gather together. A formation will be held tonight at 10PM. We all took an oath to uphold, protect and defend the constitution of this country. That's what we will be doing. Hope to see you there!!"
[The are coming to Wall Street in 24 business hours. And now let us watch the DUmmies rejoice with the same jubilation they had when Karl Rove was indicted on May 12, 2006...]
Going to a protest in uniform is against the rules.
[KILLJOY! Stop splashing us with hard cold reality!]
I'll be in NY in two days in uniform. Arrest me and let's go from there.
[Does your strait jacket uniform have stripes?]
Oh I just want to hug you! Come over here and I'll give you a kiss too!
[Is that you, Ben Burch?]
If you read the message all the way through it was actually Marine VETERANS.
[More likely hippies pretending to be Marine VETERANS.]
Oh MAN! That is so cool!!! Any contact to express our support? If these heroes have base, I want to contact them and thank them. When the protesters get wind of this, it will renew their hope and appreciation for the TRUE PATRIOTS in our country.
[And when the protestors find out that the "Marines" will show up in 24 business hours, it will let the wind out of their sails.]
[From what I've seen of the Wall Street protestors, "Semper Bi!" would be more appropriate.]
his Is Huge! Thank You So Much, Marines for Standing with the Occupy Wall Street Protesters! What an Amazing Honor. Thank You.
[Stand by for an HILARIOUS revelation from DUmmie Frosty1...]
Don't thank me thank Will Pitt. His shared message is the one I passed on. Perhaps he can pass the message on to his friend?
[LOL! So now we know who the culprit is in making this Marine Misinformation go viral. I checked Pitt's FACEBOOK PAGE and yup, Pitt inspired this whole Marine Wall Street frenzy on the left by reposting a post from one Ward Reilly who it turns out, reposted the information sent to him by some clown typing away on his I-Phone. This would have never gone viral had Pitt not reposted on his FB which was then spread unto all the corners of the leftwing blogophere by his apostle, DUmmie Frosty1.]
Man...this is getting "interesting-er" by the hour!! Woo hoo Marines!! This is really awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!
[If Pitt posted it then it MUST be true!!!!!!]
Wow....that gave me goose bumps!
[Along with a thrill up your leg?]
If they were really really smart they would use the tactic of complete passive resistance. Let the world see cops attacking Marines for wanting justice for us all. For most here I realize that's a hard discipline to master. But it works and then we win.
[WINNING!!! You will win with the "Marines" in exactly 24 business hours.]
Rock the f*ck on! USMC for the win!
Here here! Here's to the marines.
[Where where? Where are the "marines?"]
Wow! The Marines are there on the front lines. Gotta love them!
[Are the "Marines" carrying sealed indictments?]
OMG! Thank You Marines, you have always rocked!!!!
[And how much money did YOU send to Bev Harris, DUmmie?]
I think it's possible that is mis-information or just a rumor. IMO
[GASP! How dare you doubt the veracity of anything coming from WILLIAM RIVERS PITT!]
Wish I were there
[So does Pitt. According to his Facebook page it seems that WILLIAM RIVERS PITT despite all his BS about participating in the protests is actually schlepping on some comfy Boston couch and watching sports on the tube. His biggest act of protest this past week seems to consist in crushing a Cheese Whiz.]
F*ck Yeah! THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE!
[But only in the Alternate Universe in which uniformed Marines joins the Wall Street protests.]
So if it's on Facebook it's true? Post pics and I"ll believe it, but right now I do not.
[It MUST be true if it's on Facebook...especially if it's on the Facebook page of WILLIAM RIVERS PITT of Karl Rove indictment fame.]
OOOO RAAAA!!!! Let us know how we can help. Keep us posted!! Good LUCK!!
[You can help by cleaning out your gruel bowl in the Rubber Room.]
we need heroes!!
[Pitt shall provide all the fantasy heroes your little heart desires.]
Hugging the Marines.
[Make that hugging imaginary Marines.]
I can't wait. Hope to see some awesome pics tomorrow!
[Pitt shall provide some really awesome pics in just 24 business hours.]
Did they show???
[LOL! DUmmie doubt begins as the time creeps towards 24 business hours.]
Did this really happen?
[Patience. You must wait 24 business hours.]
I would love to see this expand further. I want entire divisions of servicemen to stand up with their fellow citizens and give voice to the fact that their personal sacrifices and especially the ultimate sacrifice of their comrades-in-arms were NOT to protect the bank accounts of the 1%. THEY ARE THE 99%!
[As the time creeps by, the DUmmie fantasies become ever grander.]
Is there any verification of this yet? They were supposed to show at 22:00 ET. That's 20 hours ago and I am surprised to not see any pics posted. Can someone in NY verify that this did or did not, in fact, happen.
[Please make this happen? PLEASE!!! PRETTY PLEEEEEEEEZZZE!!!!!!]
We are quickly approaching 24 hours, and no one can verify this?
[WILLIAM RIVERS PITT can verify this as soon as we reach 24 business hours. And now we go to KOMMIELAND where the KOmmies are still anxiously awaiting the arrival of the "Marines."]
Update: I have indeed located the quoted on Facebook; I have messaged Mr. Reily, but haven't yet heard back.
Update 2: Still no word back and no word of Mr. Reily's comrades arriving in uniform.
Updated 3: Facebook Messages from Ward Reily (no direct response). Mr. Reily is apparently one of many soldiers involved with the October, 2011 movement (I am seeking confirmation as to October, 2011 movement as to whether Mr. Reily is indeed involved):
[Hey! The Ward Reilly message was notarized by WILLIAM RIVERS PITT on Facebook. Isn't that good enough for you?]
Dag it's a huge across the board sigh, a moment in time when we all say enough is enough. No matter where you stand on the tricky dicky spectrum of the politics of the absurd it gives me a thrill to see people ordinary people stand together in the face of the big scam we all are faced with. They cannot twist this into a victory for compromise we all know what is going down. I await the response as the ball is now in their court.
[A moment in time that still awaits the 24 business hours mark. After this the KOmmie thread died. Meanwhile the DUmmies continue to anxiously await the arrival of the fantasy "Marines." Thank you WILLIAM RIVERS PITT for your part in perpetrating yet another comedic scam.]
HEY!!!! I finally achieved my goal yesterday of FREE GAS!!!! I got 30 bucks worth for FREEEEE via coupons. Gonna get another 30 bucks worth today. Don't ask me how I did it because to reveal that info would kill the deal in the future. However, one clue. A former PINGEE knows how to do this deal. I don't know if he actually did it but he knows how to do it. I can't control his posts but my advice is NOT to reveal it since I want to continue filling up with FREEEEEEE GASOLINE!
You know, except for all fo those times we called you war criminals...
Instead of Semper Fi...the password today for DU will be Simper FU
Heh, yeah, we Marines supported the protestors outside of the gates at Camp Pendleton in the early 70s by posting there and marching forward with riot clubs in hand; firm with the intent to bust their stinking heads. The dirty hippies were keeping us from leaving base on liberty.
Top 10. maybe
Common claim by those who like to rub others' noses in what they're getting.
I get "free" gas all the time by shopping at Kroger and getting $.10 to $.30 off per gallon.
"...if the United States were to set a date for withdrawal the prisoners of war would be returned."-J.F. Kerry
"Under questioning from the Committee, Kerry referred to the democratically elected government of South Vietnam -- our allies -- as a "dictatorial regime, the Thieu-Ky-Khiem regime," while respectfully calling the North Vietnamese communist regime we were fighting by its oxymoronic official name, the Democratic Republic of Vietnam, and the murderous Viet Cong's political arm by their preferred "Provisional Revolutionary Government.":
June, 1970 -- Kerry joins Vietnam Veterans Against the War (VVAW), a national veterans group that is part of the Peoples Coalition for Peace and Justice. The PCPJ is a broad coalition of local and national organizations, including the Communist Party, USA, "committed to conducting demonstrations aimed at ending the war in Indochina, and poverty, racism and injustice at home." The VVAW, CCI and PCPJ all have headquarters at 156 Fifth Avenue in New York City. VVAW Executive Secretary Al Hubbard, a former Black Panther, is also on the coordinating committee of the PCPJ. Hubbard soon appoints Kerry to the VVAW's Executive Committee, bypassing the normal election process.
Fact: The Black Panthers were revolutionary communists...
From the Maoist Internationist Movement:
[1960s/original] Black Panther Party [BPP] Archives
From the article: REVOLUTIONARY HEROS
"On May 1st, May Day , the day of the gigantic Free Huey rally, two of Alioto's top executioners vamped on the brothers from the Brown Community who were attending to their own affairs. These brothers, who are endowed with the revolutionary spirit of the Black Panther Party defended themselves from the racist pig gestapo [i.e., the police].
Pig Joseph Brodnik received his just reward with a big hole in the chest. Pig Paul McGoran got his in the mouth which was not quite enough to off him.
The revolutionary brothers escaped the huge swarm of pigs with dogs, mace, tanks and helicopters, proving once again that "the spirit of the people is greater than the man's technology."
To these brothers the revolutionary people of racist America want to say, by your revolutionary deed you are heroes, and that you are always welcome to our camp."
Source: Maoist Internationist Movement
Article: REVOLUTIONARY HEROS (May 11, 1969):
November 22, 1970 -- During a fund-raising tour for GI deserters, Vietnam Veterans Against the War and the Black Panthers, Jane Fonda is quoted in the Detroit Free Press as telling a University of Michigan audience:
"I would think that if you understood what communism was, you would hope, you would pray on your knees that we would someday become communist," and "The peace proposal of the Viet Cong is the only honorable, just, possible way to achieve peace in Vietnam."
John Kerry and the VVAW--Hanoi's American Puppets?
"Two recently discovered documents captured from the Vietnamese communists during the Vietnam War strongly support the contention that a close link existed between the Hanoi regime and the Vietnam Veterans Against the War (VVAW) while John Kerry served as the group's leading national spokesman."
Vietnam Veterans Against the War (VVAW) Complete FBI files:
JOHN KERRY BEING HONORED, BY COMMUNISTS, FOR HIS CONTRIBUTION TO THEIR VICTORY OVER UNITED STATES
Source for both:
Show up at this Hippie meet in a Marine uniform and you may have Marines, not in uniform, start pounding the living crap out of you.
Proceed with caution, lefty scum.
My gas is completely FREE. Not just shaving a few cents off per gallon. So when I put 30 bucks worth into my tank yesterday, I paid exactly $0.00.
Thank you for doing this, PJ. You and I must be channeling. I was thinking our DUFU today should be about this #OccupyWallStreet crapola, and involving Pitt, if possible. You have done it.
For those not familiar with Workers World Party. They are the organization that founded the, er, "peace" group ANSWER.
The Party for Socialism and Liberation is an offshoot of Workers World Party. The PSL is now the 'official' controller of ANSWER.
"Dear Comrade Kim Jong Il...
With his leadership [Kim Il Sung], the Korean people defeated the Japanese colonial occupation and soon after brought about the first defeat of the U.S. imperialist military machine. ...
Workers World Party values our close, comradely relations with the Workers Party of Korea very highly. We are proud to have known Kim Il Sung as a great leader and a comrade in the international communist movement. ..."
With comradely solidarity, Sam Marcy Chairperson, Workers World Party" (1994):
L0oniX Donating Member (1000+ posts)Sun Oct-02-11 06:31 PM Response to Original message 183. I hate the military but you sir and those that go with you gives me great comfort ... and some assurance that I don't have to worry so much that the military could be used to kill me for protesting against a corrupt government. Now you are really fighting for my freedom.
I think this is a typo. Did you mean uniformed Marines, or uninformed Marines?
And like I also pointed out—you don’t sound like a helpful person, but more like one who is merely crowing about something that others can’t have.
Wee Willy Pitt reporting for doodie.
But if a job is a right, is getting paid a right as well? Don’t Commie nations force you to work in gulags for little to no pay?
I’m sure lots of people would let you work for free.
Forget the Marines! What about Pitt?? He's a professional BOUNCER, fer cryin' out loud! Who better to protect the protesters? Think of it: Will Pitt and Ty the Bouncer, standing side by side, standing guard, checking badges, turning away the jackbooted police thugs. . . .
Get your butt down there, William! They NEED you! You stood up, with Andy, next to a mountain . . . you stood in a Texas ditch, with Cindy, and took on the fire ants . . . and now you can't stand up and be counted, with your sisters and brothers, the 99%, in THE people's movement that will bring down the frauds and the banksters ONCE AND FOR ALL?? C'mon, man! Your prog cred is on the line!
the Marines will come...if you just send only 10 more dollars.
I am indicating that it is POSSIBLE to get completely FREE gas. I “grokked” (thought about) this problem for over 6 months until I found the solution. By me stating that it is possible to get FREE gas, maybe that will inspire some of you to put on your thinking caps and figure it out for yourselves. Now, if I were a “good guy” and just flat out stated how to do it, I guarantee you that deal would be killed inside of a week and no more free gas for everybody. So figure it out on your own, tell no one, and perhaps you too can get free gas. Anyway, I am here to tell you that it CAN be done.
All their base are belong to us.
“From the Halls of Wall St. Bankers, to the scores of Trust-Fundies...”
But you CAN have it IF you put on your thinking cap and concentrate. BTW, this very computer I am now posting with (Compaq Presario) I got last year for FREE via coupons. How did I do it? Naw! I'm not telling because if I did I guarantee that would be the last FREE computer I would be able to get. Next year I hope to get a FREE sailboat via coupons. Also not telling how but will tell everybody that it is possible IF they concentrate and THINK about the solution.
p.s. A former PINGEE has figured out how to get FREE gas but I am advising him NOT to reveal how to do it.
Or, in Pitt's case:
Any (former)”Marines” who show up will be the Ron Paul-Alex Jones types.
"Please escuze my typos as I am texting this from a lurching, ethereal wooden ship. We pirate ghosts are on our way to the Wall Street protests!! Up from Davey Jones locker to the Dow Jones battle lines. We are bringing cutlasses (or is that cutli?) made of smoke and a limited snarling vocabulary of rage. My true hope is that, argg, our presence will reach down to the scoobydoobian subconcious of our rightwing media and scare them into printing the truth about Wall Street. Our piracy will highlight, argg, their piracy by some kind of affiliation or common theme, we're a little fuzzy on describing how the analogy works effectively in talking points... but we're coming pirate ghost boat to arrive at South Street Seaport after midnight. Look for a ghostly, semi-transparent crowd storming up Water Street to the big bull statue, sometime around 2am or later..."
Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes, by DUmmie Media_Lies_Daily (May 13, 2006):
"Would Will Pitt be posting this if it wasn't true?"
Semper Fitz, Will!
They’re protesting against a corrupt government??
Not even in the right city.
We are now down to 23 military hours before the Marines land at Wall Street.
Hey, it's the thought that counts.
People this disconnected from reality should not be allowed near sharp objects, voting booths, or computer keyboards.
C'mon, PJ, cut the boy some slack. I mean, his beloved BoSox are in the playoffs, battling for-- No, wait! It just occurs to me, the BlowSox COLLAPSED, they FOLDED like a cheap tent, and are OUT of the playoffs! I bet they're all sitting their sorry gay asses down at Bukowski's, Jason Gay Varitek and Kevin Gay Youkilis and Big Floppi and John Lacking and Jonathan Papelblown, all crying in their gay beer-- Hey, BlowSox! Hey, Pitt! IT GETS BETTER!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Pitt couldn’t even be bothered to attend the Trust Fund Kids “occupation” of Boston. The comfy couch in front of the tube is just too alluring.
Would Will Pitt be posting this if it wasn't true?
We need Marines!! To show up at Wall Street!! Where are they??
William, have you been playing journalist again??
Did this really happen?
You doubt?? You disbelieve?? Where is your FAITH??
C'mon, people! Clap harder for Tink! Clap! Clap! Louder!!
THE DUMMIES ARE THE NUTTY-NUT PERCENT!
The pics are in a sealed envelope and will be released very soon. Pitt will let us know. Trust Pitt. Has he ever steered you wrong before?
Don't answer that.
Yes. It did or did not happen.