OOOOOOOOOOK!
It’s like a bank run only you can do it without leaving your La-Z-Boy! Buy a generator, some extra firearms — hey, if the world doesn’t end in 30 days, return those brown-eyed puppies and avoid the interest charges.
And if you’re richly radical or radically rich, buy land. Head for the hills!
Yeeeehawwww! Bang bang bang!