Kick him between the legs. If he goes down, he’s not a marine.
Tell the alleged “M”arine that it is now a felony to pretend to be a soldier or Marine when you arent.....
ANd just a clue.....ANYONE who readily claims to be a SEAL in everyday conversation, I can assure you, is NOT a SEAL!
Jonty, Jonty, Jonty!! I am guessing a real Marine would somehow “know” a kick was coming and block it. Seriously, I don’t even know if saying you are a Marine (and you aren’t) is a crime?