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DUmmie FUnnies 10-14-11 (Flea-Bagger Wall Street Protester: "Help us now!" Will DUmmies respond?)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 14, 2011 | Shaggy, Velma, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/14/2011 4:16:57 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

This may be the most moving, impassioned plea I have seen in quite a while. I mean this VIDEO, "Flea Bagger Wall Street Protester Laments and Gnashes Teeth! LMAO!!" Here's a transcript:

Shaggy: Help us now! Help us now! Help us, they don't want to do this! F*** these people up there! F*** these @$$holes in their f***ing yachts! They aren't in there, and they aren't in our country! They are not American! Get them the f*** out of here! Get them the f*** out of here! This is ours! This is Liberty Plaza!

(F*** yeah.)

Shaggy: F*** yeah. We love you, OK? So just stay calm. Don't be violent. Hehehe, alright?

(Thank you, thank you.)

Shaggy: We are strong! We are strong! Do you see how strong we are? This should've gotten so worse. But we are taking it farther. We are taking it farther, like the future cars we're gonna have, more mileage and more sustainable stars than on the flag. We are gonna make our forefathers feel like they are our dads, and not sad and rolling in the grave, because we are going to save our country! Save our country! Save our country! Come with us!

(Come with us!)

Shaggy: Do you feel this? Because we feel you! We are making history.

Velma: Come, join us now! We need your help! This is not the way America is supposed to be!

Shaggy and Velma, we hear your cry for help! And so, I'm sure, do the DUmmies! DUAC! DUAC! Help is on the way! Your sisters and brothers in DUmmieland are STREAMING to Wall Street, even as we speak, to STAND WITH YOU as you make history, for you are truly SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER! F*** YEAH!

We will sample from here and there in DUmmieland to see the throngs of 99%ers heading now, RUSHING, to STAND WITH SHAGGY AND VELMA! No DUmmie left behind, I'm sure!

Come join us now as we witness this MASS MOVEMENT, IN ACTION, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, unable to recall a more moving, impassioned plea than that of Shaggy and Velma, is in the [brackets]:

Occupy Where-I-Am 2.0

[Huh? What? Don't you mean "Occupy-Where-Shaggy-and-Velma-Are"? Didn't you hear their impassioned plea?]

Can't get to New York?

[How can you SAY that? Who in their left mind would NOT be RUSHING toward New York RIGHT NOW? They NEED you!]

Find a message you like online and print it out. Or grab a marker and write your own message on a piece of paper. Put it in your window. Or on the dashboard of your car.

[A piece of paper on your dashboard. I can't believe it. THIS is what DUmmieland has come to??]

We don't have to be "there" to make our voices heard. We really can stand shoulder-to-shoulder in a spirit of solidarity, no matter where we are.

["Help us now! Help us now!" Can't you HEAR the cry of Shaggy? "Come, join us now! We need your help!" They NEED you! Velma needs you! Oh, how can you let them down, O ye of little zeal? You think printing off THIS is the same as standing shoulder-to-shoulder?]

Solidarity thread for occupiers facing eviction tonight and tomorrow....

[Alright, NOW we will see the DUmmies moving en masse to New York to stand in SOLIDARITY with their sisters and brothers, shoulder-to-shoulder, locking arms and shouting, in defiance, "WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!"]

Stay safe, stay focused, stay put. Stand your ground!

[Yes! Righteous! Stand your ground before The Man! All of us, there, together, locking arms, an immovable wall on Wall Street! WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!]

Kick and rec if you can't be at an occupation tonight but you stand with the 99% nonetheless.

[Huh? What? Not again!!]

They can move people around, but they can't shut down an idea.

[You can't even move your sorry ass off the couch!]

I'd give you wiggly fingers (sparkling) in support and solidarity...but we don't have that emoticon. So I'll just have to K&R. We really do need a sparkling emoticon.

[What is WITH you people??]

Solidarity. Will be there physically, as well (although not tonight).

[Tonight I'm washing my hair.]

I hope single occupiers find each other and become new lovers.

[OK, well, that's some incentive to get there, I suppose.]

Unity!

[Unity! Laxity! Frito-Lay!]

This may be a turning point.

[A tipping point, even!]

I feel guilty typing this from the comfort of my house although I physically cannot camp out.

[Is this how the Bolsheviks toppled the czars?? I mean, COME ON!]

K&R!

[R&R!]

I've got no car to get me to an occupation. . . .

[In fact, I've got no occupation.]

I would join you if I could.

[But, I guess you're on your own, Shaggy and Velma! Lotsa luck when the jackbooted thugs knock you on the head! We'll be thinking of you!]

We are with you!

[Or, we WOULD be with you, except I heard it's gonna get pretty chilly there at night, and maybe even some rain, and then there's the issue of who's gonna take care of my cat. . . .]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; occupywallstreet; ows; tedhall
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"Help us now! Help us now!"

We're coming, Shaggy!

1 posted on 10/14/2011 4:17:03 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL! I wish I had front row seats to this circus. Unfortunately I have a day job.


2 posted on 10/14/2011 4:19:29 PM PDT by PAConservative1 (Would you like to sponsor a young illegal's college tuition? Vote Perry!)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


3 posted on 10/14/2011 4:19:48 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (We're coming, Shaggy!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The filthy quarters and lack of sleep are wearing their nerves down. A good mayor would lure them into making a mistake.

“God bless them for their spontaneity,” “It’s young, it’s spontaneous, it’s focused and it’s going to be effective.”
Nancy Pelosi 10/6/11


4 posted on 10/14/2011 4:21:14 PM PDT by omega4179
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To: Charles Henrickson

What is it with these little commie fags always wanting to make “history”? Nobody studies or even reads history anymore. It’s all condoms and cucumbers.


5 posted on 10/14/2011 4:25:00 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer ("Greed" is wanting everything and demanding that somebody else pay for it.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I recognize the guy in that video. He is Edward T. Hall III, son of politically active lawyers who were “thrilled that he was pursuing a socially conscious life and was involved in the Occupy Wall Street protest.” You can read more about him at http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/10/14/opposite-sides-of-the-protest-come-together-briefly/


6 posted on 10/14/2011 4:25:36 PM PDT by Ziva (Check out the great art at http://blog.RetroCollage.com/)
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To: omega4179

The filthy living arrangements they are probably used to, it’s the lack of sleeping until noon that’s getting to them.


7 posted on 10/14/2011 4:26:18 PM PDT by beandog (Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand)
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To: Ziva

OMG a trust fund baby that DADDY provided. GIVE me A BREAK.

No wonder he’s not working.


8 posted on 10/14/2011 4:33:21 PM PDT by marty60
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To: marty60

In.


9 posted on 10/14/2011 4:34:43 PM PDT by Calusa (The pump don't work cause the vandals took the handles. Quoth Bob Dylan.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10?


10 posted on 10/14/2011 4:36:47 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Herman Cain 2012 -- the man we need at the time we need him)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I don’t know what that kid is on, but this is sure not an ad for legalising drugs.

This is your kid on DOPE.


11 posted on 10/14/2011 4:36:52 PM PDT by Venturer
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To: Charles Henrickson

Makes me want to write a Protest Song.

Tin soldiers and Cain is coming,
We’ve finally had a bath.
This Fall I hear on FOX News,
We move one inch we loose.

Gotta get down to it
The Rich on the menu today
Should have ate them long ago.
What if we spew here
Who will clean up the ground
And where do we pee when we go?


12 posted on 10/14/2011 4:39:44 PM PDT by NavyCanDo
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To: Charles Henrickson

In before 15?

The thing that worries me about these maroons..is some group of violent protestors will infiltrate and really cause a crises. :(


13 posted on 10/14/2011 4:43:06 PM PDT by berdie
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix; Arrowhead1952; mylife

14 posted on 10/14/2011 4:45:28 PM PDT by LUV W (This tagline reserved for a hero.......)
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To: Charles Henrickson
this video is reminiscent of the ‘stop picking on ———’ videos a while back
15 posted on 10/14/2011 4:46:34 PM PDT by paul51 (11 September 2001 - Never forget)
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To: NavyCanDo

Well done, LMAO

I’d love to have a giant banner unfurled on an adjacent building:

Poor?
Blame yourself!
the Hermanator 2012


16 posted on 10/14/2011 4:47:11 PM PDT by nascarnation (DEFEAT BARAQ 2012 DEPORT BARAQ 2013)
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To: Charles Henrickson
ECSTASY is bad MMmmmkay...


17 posted on 10/14/2011 5:00:36 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Charles Henrickson

uhh...I gotta go to the bathroom, anyone seen a police car?


18 posted on 10/14/2011 5:00:53 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: Charles Henrickson
How about Occupy Alcatraz or Occupy Ft. Leavenworth?

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

19 posted on 10/14/2011 5:11:48 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: mylife
ECSTASY is bad MMmmmkay...

You might be on to something.

The latest studies show that Ecstasy use can impair the serotonin system and memory performance. Research conducted on subjects who had used E on a couple of hundred occasions showed that people who use the drug had suffered brain damage. The level of brain damage users experience is directly proportional to the number of times the drug was used.

Ecstasy Effects
20 posted on 10/14/2011 5:12:43 PM PDT by cripplecreek (ALCS/NLCS playoff thread http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2789907/posts)
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To: LonePalm

In this case, a padded cell would be appropriate.


21 posted on 10/14/2011 5:14:00 PM PDT by cripplecreek (ALCS/NLCS playoff thread http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2789907/posts)
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To: Charles Henrickson

We found her brother.

22 posted on 10/14/2011 5:15:20 PM PDT by MaxMax
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To: Charles Henrickson
I hope single occupiers find each other and become new lovers.

Occucoupling leads to crabs.
23 posted on 10/14/2011 5:21:11 PM PDT by cripplecreek (ALCS/NLCS playoff thread http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2789907/posts)
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To: Charles Henrickson

BTTT


24 posted on 10/14/2011 5:30:58 PM PDT by hattend (If I wanted you dead, you'd be dead. - Cameron Connor)
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To: All

ROFLMAO

There supply of weed must be running low.


25 posted on 10/14/2011 5:33:26 PM PDT by Bailee
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To: LUV W; Charles Henrickson

Drama queens. They booted most of the occupy Austin hippies out yesterday. Only four arrests.


26 posted on 10/14/2011 5:41:53 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
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To: MaxMax

I think that his ‘sister’ is actually a male.


27 posted on 10/14/2011 5:46:34 PM PDT by mplsconservative (Impeach Obama Now!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Help us now! Help us now! Help us, they don't want to do this! F*** these people up there! F*** these @$$holes in their f***ing yachts! They aren't in there, and they aren't in our country! They are not American! Get them the f*** out of here! Get them the f*** out of here! This is ours! This is Liberty Plaza!

Now why would they be dissing on john f (did you know he served in Viet Nam?) kerry?

28 posted on 10/14/2011 5:49:46 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Uh Huh, stand in the solid waste...solidarity with us now.

We know you want to. Right?...er..don’t ya...huh? Hello...?


29 posted on 10/14/2011 5:55:25 PM PDT by dforest
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To: mplsconservative

Which one do you think looks like the actual sister?


30 posted on 10/14/2011 6:15:06 PM PDT by MaxMax
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To: Arrowhead1952

Indeed. The Mayor of NYC is probably paying them! LOL!

Rudy would have booted them out after a day!


31 posted on 10/14/2011 6:16:32 PM PDT by LUV W (This tagline reserved for a hero.......)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The only thing strong about those losers is thier body odor


32 posted on 10/14/2011 6:21:26 PM PDT by MindBender26 (Forget AMEX. Remember your Glock 27: Never Leave Home Without It!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Kelp us!”

- Sigmund and the Sea Monsters


33 posted on 10/14/2011 6:24:24 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Those who trade land for peace will end up with neither one.)
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To: Ziva

ZIVA!!!!! So long no see!

Thanks for making the connection with Mr. Hall!


34 posted on 10/14/2011 6:31:08 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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Click

35 posted on 10/14/2011 6:33:44 PM PDT by RedMDer (Forward With Confidence!)
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To: MaxMax

The one on the right, the “Leave Brittney Alone!” guy. Of course it could be the one on the left too. I’m gender-confused, well not about myself (ahem), these days. ;)


36 posted on 10/14/2011 6:36:11 PM PDT by mplsconservative (Impeach Obama Now!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL! The living embodiment of Drama Queens. BTW, this video reminds me of that video of the Drama Queen Tree Huggers crying over a rock. I kid you not. A rock.


37 posted on 10/14/2011 7:09:43 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Free Gas! Free Gas! FRRREEEEEEEE GAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!)
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To: Ziva
Here is what one commenter on YouTube posted about Trust Fund Hall:

One, Edward T. Hall III, 25, was barefoot and dressed in loud, multicolored tights. He wore Native American clothes and New Age jewelry, with a baseball cap pulled sideways over his long hair.......Mr. Hall is a well-educated young man with a privileged upbringing who says he is following a greater calling than getting a job and making money. He sees the current protest as a global movement to help fight poverty and economic inequality. .......

38 posted on 10/14/2011 7:13:32 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Free Gas! Free Gas! FRRREEEEEEEE GAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I want to see all the wealthy Trust Fund Kids attending these "occupy" events, including Trust Fund Hall and Trust Fund Pitt, PLEDGE to not accept any income derived from corporate sources.


39 posted on 10/14/2011 7:15:31 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Free Gas! Free Gas! FRRREEEEEEEE GAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I would join you if I could.

Is that you, WILLIAM RIVERS PITT?

40 posted on 10/14/2011 7:26:36 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Free Gas! Free Gas! FRRREEEEEEEE GAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
If you listen to the libtards and the demrats, they would liken this group temper tantrum to our Revolutionary Founding.

I see their point now...I can see a lot of Thomas Jefferson in that young fellow in the video. I'm sure that is exactly how TJ acted.

But TJ had 3 corners on his hat...it was hard to wear those sideways.

41 posted on 10/14/2011 7:29:31 PM PDT by Awgie (truth is always stranger than fiction)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I'm just thinking...The long haired sideways cap juiced up self righteous dude in the video...This is probably what you get with years of public education that tells you:

Follow your heart! You can be anything you want to be! If you believe it strong enough it will come true! All it takes is LOVE!

42 posted on 10/14/2011 7:37:24 PM PDT by Awgie (truth is always stranger than fiction)
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To: bigbob
uhh...I gotta go to the bathroom, anyone seen a police car?

Call 911, have one delivered.
43 posted on 10/14/2011 8:01:04 PM PDT by Cheburashka (If life hands you lemons, government regulations will prevent you from making lemonade.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Drama Queen Hall ranks right up there with the DRAMA QUEEN TREE HUGGERS.
44 posted on 10/14/2011 8:02:10 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Free Gas! Free Gas! FRRREEEEEEEE GAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!)
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To: Ziva; Charles Henrickson

He’s got a history:
http://www.theawl.com/2011/02/an-qa-with-ted-hall-the-jfk-baggage-carousel-jumper


45 posted on 10/14/2011 8:16:27 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: JRios1968

LOL! He tried to catch a flight to San Francisco by jumping on the baggage carousel because he didn’t carry ID. What a fruitcake. He couldn’t understand why they didn’t let him board a flight just because he didn’t have ID with him.


46 posted on 10/14/2011 8:36:49 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Free Gas! Free Gas! FRRREEEEEEEE GAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Alright, NOW we will see the DUmmies moving en masse to New York to stand in SOLIDARITY with their sisters and brothers, shoulder-to-shoulder, locking arms and shouting, in defiance, “WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!”]

Stay safe, stay focused, stay put. Stand your ground!”

Yes, please do so we don’t have to look for you!


47 posted on 10/14/2011 8:39:56 PM PDT by Wu (Excuse me while I kiss the sky......)
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I would join you if I could.

This DUmmie motto should be posted atop all of their threads devoted to the Occupiers.

48 posted on 10/14/2011 8:40:33 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Obama: The stupid person`s idea of a smart person.)
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To: Ziva

Good catch!


49 posted on 10/14/2011 8:49:11 PM PDT by DKM
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To: Charles Henrickson

Stick it to the MAN!
(after lunch and a nap...and some hits from the bong...and a really good drum circle session...)


50 posted on 10/14/2011 8:54:04 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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