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DUmmie FUnnies 10-14-11 (Flea-Bagger Wall Street Protester: "Help us now!" Will DUmmies respond?)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 14, 2011 | Shaggy, Velma, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/14/2011 4:16:57 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

This may be the most moving, impassioned plea I have seen in quite a while. I mean this VIDEO, "Flea Bagger Wall Street Protester Laments and Gnashes Teeth! LMAO!!" Here's a transcript:

Shaggy: Help us now! Help us now! Help us, they don't want to do this! F*** these people up there! F*** these @$$holes in their f***ing yachts! They aren't in there, and they aren't in our country! They are not American! Get them the f*** out of here! Get them the f*** out of here! This is ours! This is Liberty Plaza!

(F*** yeah.)

Shaggy: F*** yeah. We love you, OK? So just stay calm. Don't be violent. Hehehe, alright?

(Thank you, thank you.)

Shaggy: We are strong! We are strong! Do you see how strong we are? This should've gotten so worse. But we are taking it farther. We are taking it farther, like the future cars we're gonna have, more mileage and more sustainable stars than on the flag. We are gonna make our forefathers feel like they are our dads, and not sad and rolling in the grave, because we are going to save our country! Save our country! Save our country! Come with us!

(Come with us!)

Shaggy: Do you feel this? Because we feel you! We are making history.

Velma: Come, join us now! We need your help! This is not the way America is supposed to be!

Shaggy and Velma, we hear your cry for help! And so, I'm sure, do the DUmmies! DUAC! DUAC! Help is on the way! Your sisters and brothers in DUmmieland are STREAMING to Wall Street, even as we speak, to STAND WITH YOU as you make history, for you are truly SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER! F*** YEAH!

We will sample from here and there in DUmmieland to see the throngs of 99%ers heading now, RUSHING, to STAND WITH SHAGGY AND VELMA! No DUmmie left behind, I'm sure!

Come join us now as we witness this MASS MOVEMENT, IN ACTION, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, unable to recall a more moving, impassioned plea than that of Shaggy and Velma, is in the [brackets]:

Occupy Where-I-Am 2.0

[Huh? What? Don't you mean "Occupy-Where-Shaggy-and-Velma-Are"? Didn't you hear their impassioned plea?]

Can't get to New York?

[How can you SAY that? Who in their left mind would NOT be RUSHING toward New York RIGHT NOW? They NEED you!]

Find a message you like online and print it out. Or grab a marker and write your own message on a piece of paper. Put it in your window. Or on the dashboard of your car.

[A piece of paper on your dashboard. I can't believe it. THIS is what DUmmieland has come to??]

We don't have to be "there" to make our voices heard. We really can stand shoulder-to-shoulder in a spirit of solidarity, no matter where we are.

["Help us now! Help us now!" Can't you HEAR the cry of Shaggy? "Come, join us now! We need your help!" They NEED you! Velma needs you! Oh, how can you let them down, O ye of little zeal? You think printing off THIS is the same as standing shoulder-to-shoulder?]

Solidarity thread for occupiers facing eviction tonight and tomorrow....

[Alright, NOW we will see the DUmmies moving en masse to New York to stand in SOLIDARITY with their sisters and brothers, shoulder-to-shoulder, locking arms and shouting, in defiance, "WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!"]

Stay safe, stay focused, stay put. Stand your ground!

[Yes! Righteous! Stand your ground before The Man! All of us, there, together, locking arms, an immovable wall on Wall Street! WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!]

Kick and rec if you can't be at an occupation tonight but you stand with the 99% nonetheless.

[Huh? What? Not again!!]

They can move people around, but they can't shut down an idea.

[You can't even move your sorry ass off the couch!]

I'd give you wiggly fingers (sparkling) in support and solidarity...but we don't have that emoticon. So I'll just have to K&R. We really do need a sparkling emoticon.

[What is WITH you people??]

Solidarity. Will be there physically, as well (although not tonight).

[Tonight I'm washing my hair.]

I hope single occupiers find each other and become new lovers.

[OK, well, that's some incentive to get there, I suppose.]

Unity!

[Unity! Laxity! Frito-Lay!]

This may be a turning point.

[A tipping point, even!]

I feel guilty typing this from the comfort of my house although I physically cannot camp out.

[Is this how the Bolsheviks toppled the czars?? I mean, COME ON!]

K&R!

[R&R!]

I've got no car to get me to an occupation. . . .

[In fact, I've got no occupation.]

I would join you if I could.

[But, I guess you're on your own, Shaggy and Velma! Lotsa luck when the jackbooted thugs knock you on the head! We'll be thinking of you!]

We are with you!

[Or, we WOULD be with you, except I heard it's gonna get pretty chilly there at night, and maybe even some rain, and then there's the issue of who's gonna take care of my cat. . . .]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; occupywallstreet; ows; tedhall
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To: Charles Henrickson
If you listen to the libtards and the demrats, they would liken this group temper tantrum to our Revolutionary Founding.

I see their point now...I can see a lot of Thomas Jefferson in that young fellow in the video. I'm sure that is exactly how TJ acted.

But TJ had 3 corners on his hat...it was hard to wear those sideways.

41 posted on 10/14/2011 7:29:31 PM PDT by Awgie (truth is always stranger than fiction)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I'm just thinking...The long haired sideways cap juiced up self righteous dude in the video...This is probably what you get with years of public education that tells you:

Follow your heart! You can be anything you want to be! If you believe it strong enough it will come true! All it takes is LOVE!

42 posted on 10/14/2011 7:37:24 PM PDT by Awgie (truth is always stranger than fiction)
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To: bigbob
uhh...I gotta go to the bathroom, anyone seen a police car?

Call 911, have one delivered.
43 posted on 10/14/2011 8:01:04 PM PDT by Cheburashka (If life hands you lemons, government regulations will prevent you from making lemonade.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Drama Queen Hall ranks right up there with the DRAMA QUEEN TREE HUGGERS.
44 posted on 10/14/2011 8:02:10 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Free Gas! Free Gas! FRRREEEEEEEE GAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!)
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To: Ziva; Charles Henrickson

He’s got a history:
http://www.theawl.com/2011/02/an-qa-with-ted-hall-the-jfk-baggage-carousel-jumper


45 posted on 10/14/2011 8:16:27 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: JRios1968

LOL! He tried to catch a flight to San Francisco by jumping on the baggage carousel because he didn’t carry ID. What a fruitcake. He couldn’t understand why they didn’t let him board a flight just because he didn’t have ID with him.


46 posted on 10/14/2011 8:36:49 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Free Gas! Free Gas! FRRREEEEEEEE GAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Alright, NOW we will see the DUmmies moving en masse to New York to stand in SOLIDARITY with their sisters and brothers, shoulder-to-shoulder, locking arms and shouting, in defiance, “WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED!”]

Stay safe, stay focused, stay put. Stand your ground!”

Yes, please do so we don’t have to look for you!


47 posted on 10/14/2011 8:39:56 PM PDT by Wu (Excuse me while I kiss the sky......)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I would join you if I could.

This DUmmie motto should be posted atop all of their threads devoted to the Occupiers.

48 posted on 10/14/2011 8:40:33 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Obama: The stupid person`s idea of a smart person.)
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To: Ziva

Good catch!


49 posted on 10/14/2011 8:49:11 PM PDT by DKM
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To: Charles Henrickson

Stick it to the MAN!
(after lunch and a nap...and some hits from the bong...and a really good drum circle session...)


50 posted on 10/14/2011 8:54:04 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Ziva; marty60; Incorrigible; PJ-Comix; JRios1968; DKM; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon
That is the guy! "Shaggy" is actually Edward T. Hall III, or "Ted," for short. He really is a trust-fund kid from a rich family!

I googled this guy, and read just a couple things on him so far, but there is so much more! This "Ted" is a real nutcase! He is a one-man walking DUFU!


51 posted on 10/14/2011 9:22:09 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (We're coming, Shaggy!)
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To: LUV W
Rudy would have booted them out after a day!

The mayor here is allowing them to use the restrooms inside city hall, but they are just doing their "bidness" on the street.

52 posted on 10/15/2011 4:26:37 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"Sustainable 'Stars'."
Uh.. I hate to burst the Moonbat's bubble but all stars are destined to DIE. And none 'go gentle into that good night' when they do die. The Earth will be baked and burnt to a crisp when our 'star' goes Red Giant on us. We'll be swallowed whole and won't know what hit us. (of course we'll all be dead so that's a plus)
53 posted on 10/15/2011 4:30:20 AM PDT by Condor51 (Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Morons. The very people who will freak out over the environment are the ones polluting it.

**face-palm!**


54 posted on 10/15/2011 5:01:59 AM PDT by luvie (This tagline reserved for a hero.......)
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To: LUV W
Here is the picture from the Austin protest. Your typical Austin, hippie, communist sympathizers.


55 posted on 10/15/2011 6:10:58 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
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To: NavyCanDo

Bravo!


56 posted on 10/15/2011 6:20:03 AM PDT by Popman (Obama is God's curse upon the land....)
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To: PJ-Comix; Ballygrl; Ziva; marty60; Incorrigible; JRios1968; DKM; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon
Below are excerpts about Ted Hall from a New York Times article from yesterday, Opposite Sides of the Protest Come Together, Briefly. (The article even comes with a video, "The Soft Drink Summit," which you can see at the link.)

One, Edward T. Hall III, 25, was barefoot and dressed in loud, multicolored tights. He wore a beaded American Indian necklace and New Age jewelry, with a baseball cap pulled sideways over his long hair. . . .

Mr. Hall is a well-educated young man with a privileged upbringing who said he was following a calling greater than getting a job and making money. He said he saw the protest as a global movement to help fight poverty and economic inequality. He has spent the past month sleeping in the park and is one of the organizers of the protest. . . .

Mr. Hall — who, when told the meeting would be indoors, ended up covering his bare feet with a pair of women’s rubber boots — went for a cappuccino.

The two men made cordial small talk at first. Mr. Hall said he played squash. . . .

Mr. Hall said that he grew up in New Mexico and that both his parents were politically active lawyers who were thrilled that he was pursuing a socially conscious life and was involved in the Occupy Wall Street protest. Mr. Hall said he attended Carnegie Mellon University in Pittsburgh and then transferred to Bard College in upstate New York because of its reputation as a socially conscious school.

He had been renting in Washington Heights for the past two years while attending doctoral classes at Columbia University as a nonmatriculated student. He said that he supported his modest lifestyle with savings from working as a teenager and that he also had “a small trust fund” from his grandfather that he had not drawn from yet. For the past four weeks, he has eaten free meals and has slept in the park. . . .

Mr. Hall kicked off the boots and cheerfully walked barefoot back to the park to continue strategizing.

57 posted on 10/15/2011 6:31:52 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (We're coming, Shaggy!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Come join us now as we witness this MASS MOVEMENT, INACTION

More so what you see from this group...

58 posted on 10/15/2011 7:55:40 AM PDT by mikrofon (Democrats Uninterested in Actually Contributing)
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To: Charles Henrickson
F*** these people up there! F*** these @$$holes in their f***ing yachts! They aren't in there, and they aren't in our country! They are not American! Get them the f*** out of here! Get them the f*** out of here!

I guess all those threats by his parents' servant to have the maid wash his mouth out with luxury soap had no effect....

59 posted on 10/15/2011 8:17:00 AM PDT by mikrofon (FUnnie Fundy)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Found this little tidbit:

Man Rides Baggage Conveyor To Airplane, Gets Arrested Immediately

When Edward T. Hall III tried to make a flight from JFK to San Fransisco, he was refused entry because he couldn’t produce a photo ID. He responded by asking the ticket agent if she could “put [him] in a suitcase and send [him] down the baggage belt.”

When she said no, he snuck behind the counter and jumped onto the moving conveyor belt, according to the New York Post.

Arrested on the tarmac twenty minutes later and charged with trespassing, the twenty-four year-old Columbia University researcher told cops, “I just wanted to make my flight.”


60 posted on 10/15/2011 8:59:39 AM PDT by joeystoy
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