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How A Nursery Rhyme About Obama's Decline Would Begin...
The Looking Spoon ^ | 10-19-11 | Jared H. McAndersen

Posted on 10/19/2011 2:27:07 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon



TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: littlebopeep; obama; satire; sheeple

1 posted on 10/19/2011 2:27:10 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Hickory Dickory Dock.
I F’ed it all up by the clock.


2 posted on 10/19/2011 2:29:18 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: The Looking Spoon

Very excellent;)

Little Bo-peep has lost her sheep,
And can’t tell where to find them;
Leave them alone, and they’ll come home,
And bring their tails behind them.

Little Bo-peep fell fast asleep,
And dreamt she heard them bleating;
But when she awoke, she found it a joke,
For they were still a-fleeting.

Then up she took her little crook,
Determined for to find them;
She found them indeed, but it made her heart bleed,
For they’d left all their tails behind them.

__________________________________________________
The possibilities are endless


3 posted on 10/19/2011 2:33:11 PM PDT by sodpoodle (Cain - touching the better angels of our nature. Need help? I am a psychologist.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

A president who’s name is Obama
Has a life that’s filled with fake drama
He creates his on crisis
and worships his likeness
I hope it all ends thanks to Karma


4 posted on 10/19/2011 2:42:15 PM PDT by maddog55 (OBAMA: Why stupid people shouldn't vote.)
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End Of The Line?

That's Up To You

Donate

5 posted on 10/19/2011 2:43:38 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
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To: The Looking Spoon

How do I compare thee
to my country’s bankruptcy?

Tis but a bitter pill
I give to those who are ill

Never has there been before
‘Care’ that takes one through death’s door

Spending all the money we’ve yet to earn
Our progeny’s destruction, we’ll soon learn

Communists rejoice, rage, run about,
It’s grand ‘til others’ wealth runs out

Tried killing gun rights by false flag op,
BATFE Gunwalker backfired - criminal flop


6 posted on 10/19/2011 2:44:01 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

It’s in the book!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdaeQLCTa6g


7 posted on 10/19/2011 2:44:51 PM PDT by CHEE (if I ever vote for another unconstitutional law I wish I may be shot. - Congressman Davy Crockett)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Once upon a time there was an Emperor (president) who loved clothes (his own voice and himself) and would wear a new suit (read a new speech from a bank of teleprompters) each and every day. He also loved to see himself in a mirror (on television and in print being lavishly praised by a slavish press). In fact, his palace walls were practically filled with mirrors (sycophants) of every shape and size.

One day ...

8 posted on 10/19/2011 2:45:20 PM PDT by katana (Just my opinions)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Barry and Mooch went up Capitol hill to spew their Marxist bullsh&*
Barry’s numbers went down, Mooch gained 80 pounds
And now they’re not worth spit.


9 posted on 10/19/2011 2:47:01 PM PDT by albie
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To: The Looking Spoon
There once was a youngster named Barry
Whose administration got hairy
Though he promised us magic
The results were all tragic
Delusions of grandeur and scary.
10 posted on 10/19/2011 2:53:14 PM PDT by aruanan
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To: The Looking Spoon

A Kenyan whose name is Obama
Had a wife who looked like a llama
His constituents begged
For a small piece of bread
He laughed and said, Hah, Yo Mama!!


11 posted on 10/19/2011 2:56:13 PM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: The Looking Spoon

Barack O’Creep has lost the sheep
In his attempt to blind them;
He won’t leave them alone, goes out to their homes
Wanting their votes behind him.

But Barack O’Çreep is a Marxist wolf
Who dreams of power and glory.
He injures the sheep with Alinsky ideas;
His methods are evil and gory.

Barack O’Creep laughs at the sheep
In his speeches, he flips them the bird;
He thinks they are dumb and can’t see him at all
As the One who has only his word.

His word should suffice when he gives his advice.
This country is his for the taking.
But, he’s merely a puppet, controlled by Another;
A tool of old communist making.

Barack O’Creep will lose his sheep.
This permanent loss he’ll be keeping.
He misunderstood and wrongly had guessed
That those AMERICANS were really sleeping!


12 posted on 10/19/2011 3:14:29 PM PDT by SumProVita (Cogito, ergo...Sum Pro Vita. (Modified Decartes))
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To: Cowgirl of Justice

Bammy O-Prompter sat on a wall,
Bammy O-Prompter had a great fall;
All the Mediawhores and Chaz Bono
Could not put Totus back together again.

well i tried.


13 posted on 10/19/2011 3:25:44 PM PDT by Gasshog (going to get what all those libs asked for, but its not what they expected.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

There once was a bus in Nantucket
On it rode a President who........

Well, you can finish it!


14 posted on 10/19/2011 3:32:18 PM PDT by RobertClark (It's better to look goofy with a rifle, than civilized with an exit wound.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

There once was a boy from Kenya....


15 posted on 10/19/2011 3:32:52 PM PDT by Vasilli22
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To: The Looking Spoon

There once was a boy from Kenya....


16 posted on 10/19/2011 3:33:06 PM PDT by Vasilli22
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To: The Looking Spoon

There once was a boy from Kenya....


17 posted on 10/19/2011 3:33:20 PM PDT by Vasilli22
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To: The Looking Spoon
(3 Blind Mice)

Who's Your Daddy
Who's Your Daddy

Doubt it's the Kenyan
Doubt it's the Kenyan

You look too much like the “X”-man
Your birth certificate is a shenanigan

Who's your daddy
Who's your daddy

18 posted on 10/19/2011 3:39:33 PM PDT by exhaustedmomma (All might be free if they valued freedom, and defended it as they should. Samuel Adams)
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To: The Looking Spoon

starts out This is a fairy tale...


19 posted on 10/19/2011 3:43:03 PM PDT by rolling_stone
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To: Gasshog

Rock-a-bye, Barry,
Your campaign’s non-stop
When Cain’s numbers grow,
Your world he will rock;
When-ere Biden speaks,
Your poll numbers fall;
Out go the Obamas,
Freeloaders all.


20 posted on 10/19/2011 3:44:10 PM PDT by Gasshog (going to get what all those libs asked for, but its not what they expected.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Barack, ‘Rat, he ain’t so phat,
His wife - she ain’t so lean.
But still between them both, you see,
They sucked the coffers clean.


21 posted on 10/19/2011 3:52:14 PM PDT by mikrofon (Also a "Grim" fairy tale...)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Little?? Ms. Wookie
Sat on a Cookie,
Eating everything that passed her way
Along came a spider,
Who became an appetizer
The rest I dare not to say!


22 posted on 10/19/2011 3:55:21 PM PDT by Gasshog (going to get what all those libs asked for, but its not what they expected.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Obama sucks.


23 posted on 10/19/2011 4:22:54 PM PDT by sappy
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To: sappy

LOL!

Best nursery rhyme ever!!!


24 posted on 10/20/2011 1:38:35 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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