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Mitt Romney files lawsuit against Free Republic. Claims Jim Robinson has "abused" him for years.
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Posted on 11/18/2011 12:58:25 PM PST by ken5050

GOP presidential hopeful Mitt Romney today filed suit in Madison, Wisconsin small claims court against Free Republic founder Jim Robinson, claiming that Robinson has engaged in a pattern and practice of vehement abuse against (Romney) for years.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: etchasketch; fr; fumr; joke; sarcasm; satire
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When asked if this lawsuit was somehow related to the recent allegations of sexual abuse at Penn State and Syracuse, Romney, in his trademark decisive syle, said "Um..maybe yes, maybe no."

"Look," Mitt said, "it's obvious that I'm not a minor. In fact, I'm a Mormon. But let's be clear here. I was an adult at the time all these events occured."

When asked if he'd even met Robinson, and to describe the sexual nature of the alleged abuses, Mitt said that Robinson had been "screwing around with him for years."

My God, man.." he said..have you ever read some of the stuff he's written about me? Where he's told me to go, and what to do with myself? Geez, man..It hurts..it's painful...I read FR all the time, to check out what he's saying about me, and I swear, I'm starting to think that my initials are FUMR."

When asked again if there had been any actual physical contact between the two, Mitt replied, "my lawyers have advised me not to say anything further. However, I would like to point out that I've been as consistent as human beings can be in this regard, and that I am not going to walk away from that."

"Look at these," Romney said:

"Chief architect of RomneyObamaCommieCare.Big government, mandate loving Romney. TARP loving, bailout approving, Porkulus pushing Romney. Tea party surrender to Romney?

Over my dead body!

No surrender! NO RINOS! NO Romney."

"And that's just the stuff Robinson's said that I can repeat without blushing," he said.

As he was leaving, Romney proudly pointed out that former NYC mayor and one time presidential candidate Rudy Guliani was going to testify on his behalf. "Rudy has been a victim of Robinson for much longer than I have. I couldn't file suit when it was only myself making the claim. But now that Rudy has come forward, and is willing to be a corroborating witness, we can proceed."

Romney also claimed that on several instances, Robinson had taken him to Tea Parties in various cities around the country.

Reached for comment, Robinson flatly denied all the charges against him. "Look, if you think that I'd touch Romney...muss up that hair, let alone take him to a Tea Party, then you might as well think that I believe in global warming, and Hope & Change."

As he was hanging up the phone, Robinson could be heard muttering something about Trolls, ZOTS, and Viking Kitties.

1 posted on 11/18/2011 12:58:28 PM PST by ken5050
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To: Jim Robinson

Enjoy!!!


2 posted on 11/18/2011 12:58:50 PM PST by ken5050
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To: ken5050

IBTZ...Oh, wait. :-)


3 posted on 11/18/2011 1:00:38 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: ken5050

Zowie. Romney doesn’t like the heat and wants to limit freedom of political speech. Mr. Romney, your colors are coming into high resolution.


4 posted on 11/18/2011 1:01:41 PM PST by PapaNew
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To: ken5050

LOL


5 posted on 11/18/2011 1:04:30 PM PST by Tennessee Nana
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To: ken5050

Wow - you really are Mitt for Brains!!


6 posted on 11/18/2011 1:05:33 PM PST by MichaelCorleone (Doesn't anyone love liberty anymore?)
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To: ken5050

Heheh-—cute.


7 posted on 11/18/2011 1:05:55 PM PST by Liz
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To: ken5050
Here, let me abuse that greasy turd some more too!
Romney busts so many moves

I wouldn't trust him to be an ice cream man.
Support FR, defeat the rinos.

8 posted on 11/18/2011 1:07:12 PM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: ken5050

LOL


9 posted on 11/18/2011 1:07:54 PM PST by lysie
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To: ken5050


10 posted on 11/18/2011 1:09:48 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS! This means liberals AND libertarians (same thing) NO LIBS!)
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To: ken5050

“I am Jim Robinson.”

11 posted on 11/18/2011 1:09:58 PM PST by Diogenesis ("Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. " Pres. Ronald Reagan)
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To: writer33; ken5050

I wouldn’t buy a used car from Mitt


12 posted on 11/18/2011 1:10:07 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: ken5050

Sounds like Mittie can’t take a little criticism.


13 posted on 11/18/2011 1:10:19 PM PST by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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To: ken5050; Condor51; stephenjohnbanker; miss marmelstein; South40; org.whodat
Romney also claimed that on several instances, Robinson had taken him to Tea Parties in various cities around the country. Reached for comment, Robinson flatly denied all the charges against him. "Look, if you think that I'd touch Romney...muss up that hair, let alone take him to a Tea Party, then you might as well think that I believe in global warming, and Hope & Change."

Oh, I dunno----Romney at a Tea Party would be welcome--- women are dying to know what he puts in his hair. ROTFL.

14 posted on 11/18/2011 1:12:19 PM PST by Liz
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To: ken5050
Jim Robinson has "abused" him for years.

PALOMINO!
15 posted on 11/18/2011 1:12:31 PM PST by cripplecreek (Stand with courage or shut up and do as you're told.)
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To: Liz

“women are dying to know what he puts in his hair. “

Camel spit!
Works wonders I’m told.


16 posted on 11/18/2011 1:13:16 PM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Liz

Thanks....BTW..you had Freepmail earlier..


17 posted on 11/18/2011 1:13:42 PM PST by ken5050
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To: ken5050

lol

I had to explain to my admin why I was laughing, she wanted to know what was so funny. :-)


18 posted on 11/18/2011 1:14:01 PM PST by RikaStrom (Pray for Obama - Psalm 109:8 "Let his days be few; and let another take his place of leadership.")
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To: TBP

Sounds to me like Mitt Romney can’t take the heat from
the kitchen.
I like FR a whole lot more than I like Mitt Romney.


19 posted on 11/18/2011 1:14:33 PM PST by Jennikins (We are being ruled, not governed.)
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To: ken5050

20 posted on 11/18/2011 1:14:33 PM PST by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: ken5050

Good he reads us daily... Hope he reads this.
Stuff it Mitt, your a Massachusetts republican, end of subject.
There are no real Republicans in Massachusetts, can we say Scott Brown?


21 posted on 11/18/2011 1:15:56 PM PST by The Mayor ("If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat" — Ronald Reagan)
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To: TBP

Sounds to me like Mitt Romney can’t take the heat from
the kitchen.
I like FR a whole lot more than I like Mitt Romney.


22 posted on 11/18/2011 1:16:19 PM PST by Jennikins (We are being ruled, not governed.)
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To: ken5050

Wow, this is really stupid satire.


23 posted on 11/18/2011 1:18:08 PM PST by ReneeLynn (Socialism is SO yesterday. Fascism, it's the new black. Mmm mmm mmm...)
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To: Jennikins

Actually its kind of funny that I just don’t really think about Mitty all that much.


24 posted on 11/18/2011 1:18:08 PM PST by cripplecreek (Stand with courage or shut up and do as you're told.)
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To: Diogenesis

Five yard penalty for those guys not wearing a helmet and ten yards for the quarterback in front.


25 posted on 11/18/2011 1:18:47 PM PST by SkyDancer ('If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate ")
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To: Liz

Candle wax or beeswax. Wind won’t ruffle it. Stays put. But then so would wood glue.


26 posted on 11/18/2011 1:20:52 PM PST by SkyDancer ('If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate ")
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To: ken5050
B U M P !!

LOL!

...Robinson could be heard muttering something about Trolls, ZOTS, and Viking Kitties.

The Viking Kitties are ready to conquer the RomneyBots

27 posted on 11/18/2011 1:22:29 PM PST by Paul Ross (Ronald Reagan-1987:"We are always willing to be trade partners but never trade patsies.")
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To: Diogenesis
I am Jim Robinson
28 posted on 11/18/2011 1:23:02 PM PST by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: ken5050

Brilliant! This should really endear him with the Tea Partiers...

Wonder if he has some ex-Cain advisers on his staff? (snark)...


29 posted on 11/18/2011 1:23:06 PM PST by TBBT
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To: GeronL

I wouldn’t buy toilet paper from mitt


30 posted on 11/18/2011 1:23:36 PM PST by ph12321 (We must, indeed, all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately - Benjamin Franklin)
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To: SkyDancer

Heh-—good one.


31 posted on 11/18/2011 1:24:48 PM PST by Liz
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To: TBBT

Crap... Just had a Rick Perry moment... Thought it was a real story for a moment... (snark snark)....


32 posted on 11/18/2011 1:26:26 PM PST by TBBT
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33 posted on 11/18/2011 1:28:17 PM PST by onyx (PLEASE SUPPORT FREE REPUBLIC BY DONATING NOW! Sarah's New Ping List - tell me if you want on it.)
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To: Diogenesis

34 posted on 11/18/2011 1:29:12 PM PST by TheThirdRuffian (Nothing to see here. Move along.)
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To: ken5050

LOL!

There is a very good reason why Rush says the Democrat-controlled media doesn’t attack Romney.


35 posted on 11/18/2011 1:30:17 PM PST by VeniVidiVici ("Si, se gimme!")
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To: ph12321
I wouldn’t buy toilet paper from mitt

Chances are that you do buy TP from John Huntsman Sr.
36 posted on 11/18/2011 1:33:40 PM PST by cripplecreek (Stand with courage or shut up and do as you're told.)
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To: ken5050

Nice satire...

/snide...


37 posted on 11/18/2011 1:34:18 PM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole...)
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To: ken5050

This was a day to remember for the Anti-Milts, watching the melting of milt in NH. Congratulations, freepers.


38 posted on 11/18/2011 1:34:46 PM PST by campaignPete R-CT (I will go back to New Hampshire to campaign.)
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To: ken5050; Jim Robinson
I am pissed! Why was I left out of this law suit? Can I file suit against romney for ear abuse... for having to listen to his sorry arse all of these years?

LLS

39 posted on 11/18/2011 1:35:50 PM PST by LibLieSlayer ("Americans are hungry to feel once again a sense of mission and greatness." Ronaldo Magnus)
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ROMNEY is MELTING in NH, like a snowbank in springtime.


40 posted on 11/18/2011 1:37:07 PM PST by campaignPete R-CT (I will go back to New Hampshire to campaign.)
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To: ken5050; John Semmens; Jim Robinson
I like satire and this is kind of funny but I'm confused....

John Semmens has had the last two of his satire pieces (that I've commented on) zotted from FR (my comments also gone without a trace)

I wondered at the time if the mods maybe didn't catch they were satire but since it was two of his pieces, I guessed satire wasn't well recieved here??

What am I missing?

41 posted on 11/18/2011 1:37:07 PM PST by CAluvdubya (Herman Cain Can!)
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To: ken5050; devolve; dixiechick2000

Romney’s Advisers Met With Obama to Help Craft Obamacare

42 posted on 11/18/2011 1:38:59 PM PST by PhilDragoo (Hussein: Islamo-Commie from Kenya)
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To: ken5050

ROTFLOL!

Ya’ done good.


43 posted on 11/18/2011 1:39:42 PM PST by Jemian (Join the Cain Train!)
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44 posted on 11/18/2011 1:42:37 PM PST by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: ken5050

FUMR!! FURG!! FUKR!! I regret that I have but one forum to give for the cause. Come and get me coppers!!

By the way, for those in Rio Linda - “FU” = FReep You.


45 posted on 11/18/2011 1:46:31 PM PST by Jim Robinson (Rebellion is brewing!! Impeach the corrupt Marxist bastard!!)
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To: GeronL

Yeah that brown stuff on the rear window aint chocolate..


46 posted on 11/18/2011 1:48:17 PM PST by Tennessee Nana
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To: Jim Robinson
By the way, for those in Rio Linda - “FU” = FReep You.

Oh crap. Really?

All these years I thought it meant "Funding Underway".

My bad.

47 posted on 11/18/2011 1:48:41 PM PST by humblegunner (The kinder, gentler version...)
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To: cripplecreek

OK, I can’t pull out of my brain where that quote comes from.


48 posted on 11/18/2011 1:51:31 PM PST by colorado tanker
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To: humblegunner

No, but “FUBO” means “Fundamentally Undo Barack Obama.”


49 posted on 11/18/2011 1:53:17 PM PST by Jim Robinson (Rebellion is brewing!! Impeach the corrupt Marxist bastard!!)
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To: Darksheare

women are dying to know what he puts in his hair. “
________________________________________

Something expensive ..

after all he thinks hes worth it...


50 posted on 11/18/2011 1:53:37 PM PST by Tennessee Nana
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