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How to Tell the Difference Between Zombies and #Occupy Protesters
The Jawa Report ^ | November 24, 2011 | My Pet Jawa

Posted on 11/25/2011 3:34:15 PM PST by DogByte6RER

How To Identify A Zombie (Updated) How to Tell the Difference Between Zombies and #Occupy Protesters.

Hope it helps.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: commiepigs; dems; liberals; libtards; occupy; occupywallstreet; occutards; ows; reddiaperdoperbabies; undead; usefulidiots; walkingdead; zombieapocalypse; zombies
I would only add that zombies actually smell better and carry fewer diseases than #occupy protesters ...
1 posted on 11/25/2011 3:34:19 PM PST by DogByte6RER
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To: DogByte6RER

lol


2 posted on 11/25/2011 3:36:08 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Pimp your blog for hits on Free Republic!)
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To: DogByte6RER

Unlike zombies, Occupy protesters have absolutely no interest in brains.


3 posted on 11/25/2011 3:36:08 PM PST by mkmensinger
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Zombie chicks These zombies work for a corporate chain restaurant. Wonder if #occupy will protest Hooters?
4 posted on 11/25/2011 3:36:27 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

Zombies spend the vast majority of their time looking for brains. Occupiers could care less about them.


5 posted on 11/25/2011 3:36:51 PM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: DogByte6RER
zombies actually smell better and carry fewer diseases than #occupy protesters

Probably true

6 posted on 11/25/2011 3:37:01 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Pimp your blog for hits on Free Republic!)
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Feb. 27 Temecula Tea Party A zombie seen at a Tea Party rally ...
7 posted on 11/25/2011 3:38:11 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

It seems like the zombies are easier to get rid of (by bludgeoning or scaring them away or something else). The Communist Occupiers just keep coming back!


8 posted on 11/25/2011 3:38:28 PM PST by Borax Queen
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To: DogByte6RER

Needs split-screen images. lol


9 posted on 11/25/2011 3:38:28 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: DogByte6RER
Might as well add rape to that list...Don't think zombies are capable.


10 posted on 11/25/2011 3:39:49 PM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: DogByte6RER

Zombies don’t care what they eat, the Communist Occupiers insist on Wagu beef and arugula.


11 posted on 11/25/2011 3:39:59 PM PST by Borax Queen
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To: DogByte6RER

I’ve never heard of zombies engaging in mindless hero worship or having a completely unfounded narcissism complex.


12 posted on 11/25/2011 3:42:55 PM PST by Track9
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To: DogByte6RER
How to Tell the Difference Between Zombies and #Occupy Protesters

Take a baseball bat and bounce it of its head as if you were going for a home run.

If it gets back up, it's a Zombie, if it doesn't, it's an #Occupy Protester!

13 posted on 11/25/2011 3:43:13 PM PST by varon (Allegiance to the Constitution, always. Allegiance to a party, never!)
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To: darkwing104

I would rather have a zomby as my neighbo than an OWS. They wouldn’t DECREASE the value like an OWS.


14 posted on 11/25/2011 3:45:17 PM PST by ExCTCitizen (Cain/West 2012....what would the RACISTS LIBERALS say???)
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To: DogByte6RER

15 posted on 11/25/2011 3:51:25 PM PST by maddog55 (OBAMA: Why stupid people shouldn't vote.)
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To: DogByte6RER
Doesn't matter.


16 posted on 11/25/2011 3:53:00 PM PST by magslinger (Who cares if they are"electable" if they are going to govern like Democrats? -noprogs)
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To: DogByte6RER

The way that I see it, if you slam a round into the noggin of a Zombie, you take out a vital organ (brain). An OWS shitbird? Not a chance.


17 posted on 11/25/2011 3:53:17 PM PST by Howie66 (I can see November (2012) from my house.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Good one


18 posted on 11/25/2011 3:59:33 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: DogByte6RER

Zombies are the perfect Bio-War weapon. Don’t need to be fed and maintained, their victims rise to join their attackers and attack others,etc.

The Occupy bunch are the perfect victims on the other hand.


19 posted on 11/25/2011 3:59:52 PM PST by The Working Man (The mantra for BO's reign...."No Child Left a Dime")
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To: magslinger

At first I thought the Hornady zombie ammo was a spoof. I just looked it up on their website and ... it looks like it is for sale!

More at: http://www.hornady.com/ammunition/zombiemax


20 posted on 11/25/2011 4:03:22 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER
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21 posted on 11/25/2011 4:13:18 PM PST by Tzimisce (Never forget that the American Revolution began when the British tried to disarm the colonists.)
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To: DogByte6RER
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22 posted on 11/25/2011 4:13:49 PM PST by Tzimisce (Never forget that the American Revolution began when the British tried to disarm the colonists.)
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To: DogByte6RER; humblegunner

Very cool!


23 posted on 11/25/2011 4:26:31 PM PST by Eaker (Nothing even remotely praising Romney should be posted because one should stick to the truth.)
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To: DogByte6RER

That’s exactly what I thought and did when I first ran across it here on FR.


24 posted on 11/25/2011 4:27:06 PM PST by magslinger (提交?这将是一个有点问题)
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To: Tzimisce
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25 posted on 11/25/2011 4:28:38 PM PST by reg45 (I'm not angry that Lincoln freed the slaves. I'm angry that Franklin Roosevelt bought them back.)
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To: DogByte6RER; RandallFlag

Hooters’ zombies. yikes!


26 posted on 11/25/2011 4:54:33 PM PST by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: DogByte6RER

That is funny.


27 posted on 11/25/2011 9:00:11 PM PST by firebrand (It's almost too late.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Occupy Protestors are able to poop...


28 posted on 11/25/2011 9:14:38 PM PST by scott7278 ("...I have not changed Congress and how it operates the way I would have liked..." - BHO)
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To: darkwing104
Don't think zombies are capable.

Dunno about that. I've heard that zombies feel woodie................

29 posted on 11/25/2011 10:28:25 PM PST by Sarajevo (Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?)
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To: DogByte6RER

That’s some expensive ammo, even for use against zombies.


30 posted on 11/25/2011 10:29:46 PM PST by Sarajevo (Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?)
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To: DogByte6RER

immature tactics of threatened individuals (YOU!)


31 posted on 11/25/2011 11:08:33 PM PST by araknid
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To: Borax Queen
Zombies don’t care what they eat, the Communist Occupiers insist on Wagu beef and arugula.

Zombies eat brains. OccuCommies eat tofu.

32 posted on 11/26/2011 11:42:54 AM PST by archy (I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!)
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To: DogByte6RER
At first I thought the Hornady zombie ammo was a spoof. I just looked it up on their website and ... it looks like it is for sale!

There's a couple of outfits making targets for the new Hornady ammo too.

Some are theree-dimensional, and some leave a red smear *bloodstain* when hit.


33 posted on 11/26/2011 11:50:34 AM PST by archy (I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!)
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To: DogByte6RER
I would only add that zombies actually smell better and carry fewer diseases than #occupy protesters ...

I guess I'm showing my age. I remember when the vampires in the movies were the bad guys, and the Zombies were a British rock & roll band.


34 posted on 11/26/2011 11:54:28 AM PST by archy (I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!)
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To: archy

I bet Old Doc is a Cottage Liberal afterall... he doesn’t like guns and he keeps a barn full of Democrat Voters just waiting for 2012...


35 posted on 11/28/2011 7:24:25 AM PST by itsLUCKY2B (?Borders, Language, and Culture.?)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

Nuts, I forgot to check — did it mention that Zombies smell better? And make better neighbors? And are better to see entering one’s neighborhood?

Thanks DogByte6RER.


36 posted on 11/29/2011 7:29:37 PM PST by SunkenCiv (It's never a bad time to FReep this link -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: dynachrome; RandallFlagg

Zombie ping.


37 posted on 11/30/2011 6:05:33 AM PST by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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