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How to Tell the Difference Between Zombies and #Occupy Protesters
The Jawa Report ^
| November 24, 2011
| My Pet Jawa
Posted on 11/25/2011 3:34:15 PM PST by DogByte6RER
How To Identify A Zombie (Updated) How to Tell the Difference Between Zombies and #Occupy Protesters.
Hope it helps.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: commiepigs; dems; liberals; libtards; occupy; occupywallstreet; occutards; ows; reddiaperdoperbabies; undead; usefulidiots; walkingdead; zombieapocalypse; zombies
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I would only add that zombies actually smell better and carry fewer diseases than #occupy protesters ...
To: DogByte6RER
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11/25/2011 3:36:08 PM PST
by
DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: DogByte6RER
Unlike zombies, Occupy protesters have absolutely no interest in brains.
These zombies work for a corporate chain restaurant. Wonder if #occupy will protest Hooters?
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posted on
11/25/2011 3:36:27 PM PST
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
Zombies spend the vast majority of their time looking for brains. Occupiers could care less about them.
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11/25/2011 3:36:51 PM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: DogByte6RER
zombies actually smell better and carry fewer diseases than #occupy protestersProbably true
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posted on
11/25/2011 3:37:01 PM PST
by
DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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A zombie seen at a Tea Party rally ...
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posted on
11/25/2011 3:38:11 PM PST
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
It seems like the zombies are easier to get rid of (by bludgeoning or scaring them away or something else). The Communist Occupiers just keep coming back!
To: DogByte6RER
Needs split-screen images. lol
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posted on
11/25/2011 3:38:28 PM PST
by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
To: DogByte6RER
Might as well add rape to that list...Don't think zombies are capable.
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posted on
11/25/2011 3:39:49 PM PST
by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
To: DogByte6RER
Zombies don’t care what they eat, the Communist Occupiers insist on Wagu beef and arugula.
To: DogByte6RER
I’ve never heard of zombies engaging in mindless hero worship or having a completely unfounded narcissism complex.
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posted on
11/25/2011 3:42:55 PM PST
by
Track9
To: DogByte6RER
How to Tell the Difference Between Zombies and #Occupy ProtestersTake a baseball bat and bounce it of its head as if you were going for a home run.
If it gets back up, it's a Zombie, if it doesn't, it's an #Occupy Protester!
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posted on
11/25/2011 3:43:13 PM PST
by
varon
(Allegiance to the Constitution, always. Allegiance to a party, never!)
To: darkwing104
I would rather have a zomby as my neighbo than an OWS. They wouldn’t DECREASE the value like an OWS.
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posted on
11/25/2011 3:45:17 PM PST
by
ExCTCitizen
(Cain/West 2012....what would the RACISTS LIBERALS say???)
To: DogByte6RER
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posted on
11/25/2011 3:51:25 PM PST
by
maddog55
(OBAMA: Why stupid people shouldn't vote.)
To: DogByte6RER
Doesn't matter.
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posted on
11/25/2011 3:53:00 PM PST
by
magslinger
(Who cares if they are"electable" if they are going to govern like Democrats? -noprogs)
To: DogByte6RER
The way that I see it, if you slam a round into the noggin of a Zombie, you take out a vital organ (brain). An OWS shitbird? Not a chance.
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posted on
11/25/2011 3:53:17 PM PST
by
Howie66
(I can see November (2012) from my house.)
To: DogByte6RER
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posted on
11/25/2011 3:59:33 PM PST
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: DogByte6RER
Zombies are the perfect Bio-War weapon. Don’t need to be fed and maintained, their victims rise to join their attackers and attack others,etc.
The Occupy bunch are the perfect victims on the other hand.
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posted on
11/25/2011 3:59:52 PM PST
by
The Working Man
(The mantra for BO's reign...."No Child Left a Dime")
To: magslinger
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11/25/2011 4:03:22 PM PST
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
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These zombies work for a corporate chain restaurant. Wonder if #occupy will protest Hooters?
A zombie seen at a Tea Party rally ...
