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Super Committee Failure Expected to Boost Democrats’ Election Chances
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 26 Nov 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/26/2011 1:33:52 PM PST by John Semmens

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1 posted on 11/26/2011 1:33:57 PM PST by John Semmens
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2 posted on 11/26/2011 1:35:47 PM PST by John Semmens
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Is it satire if this could have been on front page of NYT?


3 posted on 11/26/2011 1:39:25 PM PST by Raycpa
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The whole damned Super Committee was designed to fail and we all know it, except for the idiots in this Country. It was a DemoNazi/Commucrat scheme that worked just the way BHO & Reid wanted.

House Speaker John Boehner fell for it.


4 posted on 11/26/2011 1:40:19 PM PST by KwHorn77 (The GOP needs to get some Nads.)
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Satire.
5 posted on 11/26/2011 1:40:28 PM PST by upchuck (Rerun: Think you know hardship? Wait till the dollar is no longer the world's reserve currency.)
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Almost.....LoL


6 posted on 11/26/2011 1:48:25 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anywaqq)
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...“The impact of anything they might’ve done is minor compared to the fact that they failed to do anything,”

...AHHHAAAAAHAA! Another good piece John.

7 posted on 11/26/2011 1:48:57 PM PST by gargoyle ( Extremism in the defense of Liberty is no vice... Barry Goldwater.)
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To: upchuck

Spoiler Alert!


8 posted on 11/26/2011 1:49:11 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anywaqq)
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To: Raycpa

Yes. The NYT is my favorite fake news source.


9 posted on 11/26/2011 1:52:29 PM PST by John Semmens
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: )


10 posted on 11/26/2011 2:10:12 PM PST by TheConservativeParty (Herman Cain, never a lawyer, not a career politician. Let's Get Real,America.)
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All the stupid republicans have to do is point to the imminent collapse of Europe and make it clear to the American people that obama is advocating the same policies for us. Republicans do a very poor job of making their case.


11 posted on 11/26/2011 2:12:32 PM PST by jersey117
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One Democrat Super-Committee aide, speaking on condition of anonymity because he could, said that this proves to voters that Democrats can put together a plan and stick to it.

"We knew from the start what we wanted the Super-Committee to accomplish, and we accomplished it," said the aide. "Democrats will bring that focus to all the other problems in America, too, if voters send us back to Washington in 2012."

-PJ

12 posted on 11/26/2011 2:15:34 PM PST by Political Junkie Too (If you can vote for President, then your children can run for President.)
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Short of breaking this country up in two between the producers and the parasites, I really don’t see any way out of this mess.


13 posted on 11/26/2011 2:17:48 PM PST by GlockThe Vote (The Obama Adminstration: 2nd wave of attacks on America after 9/11)
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To: John Semmens

Thanks for the ping to the semi-news/semi-satire article today. Another good one.


14 posted on 11/26/2011 2:26:11 PM PST by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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I love when you (ahem) quote Bawney Fwank, I can just hear him in my head.
15 posted on 11/26/2011 2:50:49 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Join the Democrats, it's not Fascism when WE do it. (plagiarized))
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John, You are the sultan of satire and the king of kidding! Love this!


16 posted on 11/26/2011 3:07:32 PM PST by momtothree
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“All we Democrats have to do now is sit on our hands and the government’s take goes up. It’s Republicans who are screwed. They get tarred as the ‘do-nothings’ and we get the cash.”

John, it's good to see that the microphone you installed at the bar of the Mayflower Hotel hasn't been discovered yet.

17 posted on 11/26/2011 4:18:22 PM PST by TChad
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18 posted on 11/26/2011 4:55:03 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open ( <o> ---)
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“I have worked long and hard to see that this reform of our nation’s health care system is implemented, I am not going to sit aside as it is imperiled by the president’s enemies,” Kagan announced. “As one of the nine most powerful people in America, I would be wasting an opportunity to promote the transformation of the country toward a new paradigm of social justice if I were to neglect to exercise my power when it is most needed.”

The satirical equivalent of a Freudian slip.

Another funny/scary/more-truth-than-fiction column!

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19 posted on 11/26/2011 5:26:43 PM PST by Seaplaner (Never give in. Never give in. Never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
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this is not satire
this is future proof that the president is passing out crack to his aides
One more year of this craziness and i am not sure b.o.
carries dc.


20 posted on 11/26/2011 5:31:53 PM PST by genghis
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