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If You Have Had An Affair With Herman Cain, Announce It Here
Vanity | 11/30/11 | Self

Posted on 11/30/2011 5:47:28 PM PST by BagCamAddict

I had an affair with Herman Cain.

Mine went on for 15 years, so does that make me the First Wife? Is this Big Love?

But I don't have anything to prove it.

You'll just have to take my word for it.

I'm an upstanding citizen too. But I won't come forward unless there can be a press conference with at least four of us.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: 2012; cain; hermancain
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1 posted on 11/30/2011 5:47:38 PM PST by BagCamAddict
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To: BagCamAddict

Right here.. But mine was longer. 41 years.

Never mind I am only 38..

and Male.


2 posted on 11/30/2011 5:48:43 PM PST by cableguymn
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To: BagCamAddict

Sure. And I have twenty years of phone records, texts and photos of smoke signals when we went camping.


3 posted on 11/30/2011 5:49:16 PM PST by svcw (God's Grace - thank you!)
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To: BagCamAddict

Contact anyone from the usual suspects(ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, etc.) and you’ll be on the news and have a book deal within fifteen minutes.


4 posted on 11/30/2011 5:49:27 PM PST by ReformationFan
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To: BagCamAddict

I saw him down the street with two women at once in his car. You never know, it could have been series. Looked like a group smooch was going on.


5 posted on 11/30/2011 5:49:42 PM PST by mia
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To: BagCamAddict

If he had 100 affairs I’d still vote for him over Romney or Newt .


6 posted on 11/30/2011 5:51:12 PM PST by sushiman
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To: BagCamAddict

I did, but I’m sure that he’d totally deny it, the cad.


7 posted on 11/30/2011 5:51:26 PM PST by Jonty30 (If a person won't learn under the best of times, than he must learn under the worst of times.)
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To: BagCamAddict

Raising my hand here. Yes, we were both very drunk, there was dancing on the tables, no one else was there but the two of us, but I remember it like it was oh maybe yesterday.


8 posted on 11/30/2011 5:52:37 PM PST by Qwackertoo (New Day In America November 03, 2010)
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To: BagCamAddict

alinsky’s rules


9 posted on 11/30/2011 5:52:58 PM PST by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
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To: monkapotamus; Kathy in Alaska; LUV W; All

I did not have Sex with Herman Cain LOL!


10 posted on 11/30/2011 5:53:21 PM PST by SevenofNine (We are Freepers, all your media belong to us ,resistance is futile)
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To: BagCamAddict

I had some Godfather’s Pizza once! Now where’s my check from Soros? (The ***hole whose name comes out the same whether you spell it forward or backwards. Freaky! He’s a spooky dude.)


11 posted on 11/30/2011 5:53:38 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Stop BIG Government Greed Now!!!!)
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To: BagCamAddict

I just don’t think I can bring myself to relive those painful and degrading years at the hand of this wanton man without Gloria steadying my hand to type and to help dry the tears.

Besides, my bank wants 3 to 5 business days for Axelrods check to clear.


12 posted on 11/30/2011 5:54:12 PM PST by digger48
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To: BagCamAddict

I didn’t, because I like girls. But...I have it on good authority that Cain has been carrying on affairs with various extra-terrestrials since the Pleistocence Era ended. For a small fee I can provide sources.


13 posted on 11/30/2011 5:54:52 PM PST by achilles2000 ("I'll agree to save the whales as long as we can deport the liberals")
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To: mia
Me too, drinking and floozing around. photo here:


14 posted on 11/30/2011 5:55:48 PM PST by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: BagCamAddict

Any ideas on a hashtag that is easy to remember


15 posted on 11/30/2011 5:56:33 PM PST by Fred (Obamacare=Romneycare=Newtcare all are BigGovt)
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To: SevenofNine

I swear I have never met him. And, I have no blue dress. I have no stains.

Besides, I don’t think I would look good in a dress.


16 posted on 11/30/2011 5:57:00 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: SevenofNine

I did not have Sex with Herman Cain LOL!


So your the one!


17 posted on 11/30/2011 5:57:05 PM PST by cableguymn
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To: BagCamAddict

I had 13 1/2 affairs with Herman Cain in 33 seconds in August 1984. He plays fast and loose, he does.

And I can prove it. I just did. I wrote it. I have damning written evidence. And I didn’t want to come forward but everyone else was, so I didn’t want to miss out on the party.

Now, do you want to hear about my affairs with Hussein? With him I had three dozen, back in 1958. And I can prove it.

No, I didn’t have any affairs with Mitt Romney. I don’t think that’s possible for anyone.


18 posted on 11/30/2011 5:57:18 PM PST by Houghton M.
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To: BagCamAddict

Time to ‘fess up. Me, too. Actually me three ‘cuz Elvis was in on it, too.


19 posted on 11/30/2011 5:57:25 PM PST by FourPeas ("Maladjusted and wigging out is no way to go through life, son." -hg)
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To: BagCamAddict

Could someone direct me to where I can report Mr Cain for stalking. He was an hour away last night in Hillsdale and I was traumatized.


20 posted on 11/30/2011 5:57:58 PM PST by cripplecreek (Stand with courage or shut up and do as you're told.)
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To: BagCamAddict

I had Nova Cain once.


21 posted on 11/30/2011 5:58:07 PM PST by DainBramage
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To: BagCamAddict
He made me a pizza I couldn't refuse.

22 posted on 11/30/2011 5:58:21 PM PST by mnehring
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To: BagCamAddict

I can’t say it was an afair, but he touched me on the leg in a way that I was uncomfortable with. We where in a car. He put his hand neer mine and han he touched me. I said “What are you doing? You know I have a boy friend!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1AzYLvMrhc


23 posted on 11/30/2011 5:58:21 PM PST by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
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To: Jet Jaguar

Hey JJ glad you check in this thread turning into classic FR Humor thread get in here ROFL


24 posted on 11/30/2011 5:59:25 PM PST by SevenofNine (We are Freepers, all your media belong to us ,resistance is futile)
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To: BunnySlippers

OH MAN How TMZ get that photo OH THEY PAY LOL!


25 posted on 11/30/2011 6:00:03 PM PST by SevenofNine (We are Freepers, all your media belong to us ,resistance is futile)
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To: BagCamAddict; Lazamataz

The question on everyone’s mind.

Has Laz hit it?


26 posted on 11/30/2011 6:00:37 PM PST by mnehring
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To: mia

I hope you have pics...that would be HUGH!!


27 posted on 11/30/2011 6:00:50 PM PST by SgtBob (Freedom is not for the faint of heart. Semper Fi!)
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To: Fred

Um.... if I knew what a hashtag was..... ??

I’m old.


28 posted on 11/30/2011 6:01:44 PM PST by BagCamAddict (How about you post in support of YOUR candidate, instead of trashing all the others??)
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To: BagCamAddict

My friend’s wife admitted to me she had an affair with Herman Cain, while he was in the hospital for his colon cancer operation.

I asked her how that was possible?

She said it’s simple once you put the ground up Viagra in the IV.


29 posted on 11/30/2011 6:01:47 PM PST by exit82 (Democrats are the enemies of freedom. We have ideas-the Dems only have ideology.)
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To: BagCamAddict

It all started when I was working preparing pizzas at a Godfather’s Pizza in Peoria. He came in one day on a corporate visit. He asked if I wanted to see his pepperoni. I was so young and naive...it was a torrid affair after that.


30 posted on 11/30/2011 6:02:21 PM PST by chickenlips (Mitt Romney, Obama's ticket to term 2)
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To: BagCamAddict

Herb hit on me while he was under anesthesia during his cancer surgery. The guy just can’t help himself.

I was totally appalled.


31 posted on 11/30/2011 6:03:57 PM PST by dforest
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To: cableguymn

My dog and I did Herman. I promised to be quiet but I can no longer hold back. My rent is due and I demand payment or else.


32 posted on 11/30/2011 6:04:28 PM PST by coon2000 (Give me Liberty or give me death!)
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To: BagCamAddict
He winked at me once. It was on TV but I knew who he meant it for. My life hasn't been the same since.

Well, it's only been a little different, to be honest, roughly to the extent of one guy winking at me on TV. But it was the best offer I had all evening. All week. Oh, hell, (sob!) ever...

33 posted on 11/30/2011 6:04:28 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: mnehring; Lazmataz

Re: Herman - I’d hit it.

Does that make me a female laz?


34 posted on 11/30/2011 6:04:51 PM PST by Dinah Lord
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To: BagCamAddict
Hah, I had TWO Affairs with Herman at the same time!

(at least that is what the voices in my head tell me...)

35 posted on 11/30/2011 6:05:26 PM PST by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: SevenofNine

Having seen this kind of “scandal” in other settings first-hand, I can assure you that this kind of humor won’t fix a thing.

This won’t go away. It never went away with other politicians, and ole Herman isn’t any different in this regard.


36 posted on 11/30/2011 6:06:15 PM PST by TWohlford
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To: Qwackertoo

No way. You can’t dance.


37 posted on 11/30/2011 6:06:55 PM PST by SuzyQue
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To: BagCamAddict

I didn’t, but he touched me once when I was a young boy.

Oh, sorry... The MSM would never report that...

Let me try again...

He be black and can’t keep his black hands offa de white women...
Ooopsss.. Sorry, the MSM is already selling that BS...

Let me try again...

JOHNNY EDWARDS HAS A MISTRESS AND LOVE-CHILD!
Ooopsss... The MSM still hasn’t reported that story....
...but they did pronounce him “Father of the Year”...

Let me try again...
CLINTON RAPED JUANITA BROADDRICK...
>>> media crickets <<<<

Did I ever mention that Herman Cain touched me...


38 posted on 11/30/2011 6:07:13 PM PST by Bon mots ("When seconds count, the police are just minutes away...")
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To: BagCamAddict
Waiting for Laz to check in.
39 posted on 11/30/2011 6:07:20 PM PST by Deaf Smith
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To: BagCamAddict

Herman Cain sexually harassed me over the television when he was talking about his 999 plan. I could clearly hear him say 69!!!!


40 posted on 11/30/2011 6:08:08 PM PST by struggle
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To: BagCamAddict

I didn’t, but I saw my dog humping his leg back in the ‘80’s.


41 posted on 11/30/2011 6:08:15 PM PST by MountainDad (Support your local Militia)
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To: BagCamAddict

Well, I’LL confess.

I’m secretly female, and had a 6-1/2 year affair with Herman Cain.

I don’t want any money or anything, just to clear my conscience, which is really painful. I would probably feel better about it if I could just talk to the right media person. Because it would make me feel cleaner to just get it all out in the open. Freepmail me privately for my contact info.

Cain’s the fat guy from New Jersey, right?


42 posted on 11/30/2011 6:08:49 PM PST by Jeff Winston
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To: BagCamAddict

I had a gay affair with Herman. People say he is not around here that much, but I am around the corner from a GodFather’s Pizza.

When will the CNN camera’s be here?

</Sarcasm>


43 posted on 11/30/2011 6:09:08 PM PST by ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton (Go Egypt on 0bama)
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To: BagCamAddict
"Barry once introduced me to his friend, Hermie, and we had a really fun threesome. Hermie wouldn't touch the coke, though."


44 posted on 11/30/2011 6:09:15 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: BagCamAddict

I had an affair while watching CITIZEN KANE. Maybe if the movie went on longer than two hours we would have stayed together. :(

I blame Bush.


45 posted on 11/30/2011 6:11:29 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (Obama: The stupid person`s idea of a smart person.)
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To: BagCamAddict

Where is my wellfare check? And where are the wellfare checks for my 3 dogs?


46 posted on 11/30/2011 6:11:32 PM PST by MtnClimber ( People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them - Eric Hoffer)
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To: TWohlford

Humor has a way of fixing most things. Times have changed over the years.

It may not get Herman the nomination, but it does help deal with the irritation of the unproven claims by less than credible accusers who are getting paid to get Obama re-elected.


47 posted on 11/30/2011 6:12:29 PM PST by dforest
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To: BagCamAddict

I did not have sex with that man, Herman Cain!


48 posted on 11/30/2011 6:13:32 PM PST by Iowa Granny (Clintion ruined a dress, but Obama ruined a Nation.)
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To: BagCamAddict

In my heathen days...I watched...does that count?


49 posted on 11/30/2011 6:13:59 PM PST by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2011)
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To: BagCamAddict

With Carmen Hain. Is that close enough?


50 posted on 11/30/2011 6:14:15 PM PST by decimon
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