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Repeal of Ban on Bestiality Defended
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 17 Dec 2011 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/18/2011 1:40:39 PM PST by John Semmens

Representative Rob Andrews (D-NJ), a member of the House Armed Services Committee, defended Congressional repeal of the military ban on bestiality, calling it a “humanitarian measure.”

“Look, if we don’t want our troops to rape enemy women we’ve got to let them have the barnyard animals,” Andrews reasoned.

Andrews hastened to add that he personally was not advocating or condoning bestiality, “but, then again, I’ve never been a soldier and wouldn’t want to presume I could judge his needs, especially on a battlefield far from home. If cozying up to a sheep or goat helps take the edge off, who am I to say no?”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news posts you can find them at...

http://azconserv1.wordpress.com/2011/12/17/feds-sanction-arizona-sheriff/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics
KEYWORDS: animals; democrats; perversion; satire

1 posted on 12/18/2011 1:40:43 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Are you certain this is satire?
2 posted on 12/18/2011 1:46:25 PM PST by null and void (Day 1063 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
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To: John Semmens

Not baaaaad, John (I know... I’m awful)


3 posted on 12/18/2011 1:47:55 PM PST by momtothree
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To: John Semmens

Alright warriors, we are going on the attack, I want you to kill all the men and cattle, rape all the women...and this time get it right, woodcha.


4 posted on 12/18/2011 1:48:34 PM PST by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: John Semmens

Remember when we warned bestiality would be next?


5 posted on 12/18/2011 1:55:50 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper (http://tinyurl.com/boj2xhv)
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To: John Semmens; Chode

““Look, if we don’t want our troops to rape enemy women we’ve got to let them have the barnyard animals,” Andrews reasoned. “

So their job in the military was to go overseas and rape?

Oh gee I thought it was to defend our country. Silly me!


6 posted on 12/18/2011 1:59:13 PM PST by Morgana (Rent this Space....Cheap)
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To: null and void

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/armed-services-panel-dem-repeal-bestiality-ban-its-not-relevant-one-s-conduct-military ~ pretty clear Bob knows what he likes, although he won’t admit it. He thinks bestiality is not something that should necessarily be rated negatively in an officer evaluation report.


7 posted on 12/18/2011 1:59:59 PM PST by muawiyah
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To: John Semmens

Removing DADT was the preliminary steps to destroy Judeo/Christian Ethics and install atheism/Marxist/Muslim “ethics” in our military. It is an excuse to indoctrinate and reeducate and destroy and eliminate Christians from our once totally Christian military. Sodomites rule the Middle East and the activity is common and has been rife in all non Western Civilizations-—(without the Judeo/Christian Ethics).

Pederasty is also the main element in this sodomy worldview because children have to be conditioned into the normalization of such behavior as “good”. Their sexual identity formation HAS to be corrupted and redirected in childhood. Child abuse is in ALL sodomite cultures.

Laws MUST condemn the vile and evil behavior of sodomy which always defiles the body and treats man as an object for lust only. It demeans human beings—no other animals practice sodomy—such depraved use of bodies which habituates societies into hating women, sex acts are meaningless, and children are for lust. Sodomizing boys for recreation is the pastime of Afghanistan and all homosexual cultures (Samurai, Ancient Greece, Middle East, North Korea). Women are brutalized and have their noses cut off or have no rights and are sodomized.

Wake up America. You will NEVER have a Virtuous People where Sodomy is condoned as a “right” and “good”. It is always EVIL—the most degrading thing you can do to another human being.

Evil has to be condemned and discouraged in all CIVIL societies. Only a virtuous society can be free—proven in all of history.

Why cultural Marxists have been brainwashing and destroying Christianity in this nation since the 50’s—To take over they have to destroy the natural family—and they do that by destroying Christianity—those ideas which give dignity and worth to all human beings and forbids people in using others as objects—as a mere means to an end—the underlying philosophy of Marx.


8 posted on 12/18/2011 2:00:50 PM PST by savagesusie
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To: John Semmens

I get sucked into every article that AzCon publishes before I realize that it is satire.

Batting 1000 on this...


9 posted on 12/18/2011 2:00:56 PM PST by buffaloguy
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To: Berlin_Freeper
http://www.youtube.com/user/DogsneedpIeasuretoo

Check out this sick guys page, what is every worse is that he has dozens of supporters. I wonder if Robert Bork knew how bad it would get when he wrote his book Slouching Towards Gomorrah.

10 posted on 12/18/2011 2:09:42 PM PST by LukeL (Barack Obama: Jimmy Carter 2 Electric Boogaloo)
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To: John Semmens

leftists can justify anything it seems, at least in their warped minds.


11 posted on 12/18/2011 2:24:22 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: John Semmens
Sounds like somebody screwed the pooch...

Well done, John, but I happened to glance across your name first this time...

Cheers!

12 posted on 12/18/2011 2:29:13 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: John Semmens
“Look, if we don’t want our troops to rape enemy women we’ve got to let them have the barnyard animals,” Andrews reasoned.

LOL! Now that's funny, I don't care who you are. That's funny right there.

13 posted on 12/18/2011 3:49:01 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Stop BIG Government Greed Now!!!!)
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