Happy 2012, America!

Reaganite Republican ^ | December 31, 2011 | Reaganite Republican

[Reaganite Republican]

Now we're really screwed

h/t TCOTS

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[1rudeboy]

I’ve always wanted to ask: if the Mayan calendar ends in 2012, when did the Mayans end? And why do I need to consider their calendar, again?

[ThomasThomas]

There are Mayans still around in the Guatemalan highlands. They plan to start a new calendar themselves.

[null and void]

They predicted the arrival of Cortez to the day, and tied that event to the downfall of their own civilization.

[panaxanax]

I’ve wondered the same thing. If they’re so smart, where are they now? Why make a calendar that you’ll never use?

[cripplecreek]

[FlingWingFlyer]

I’ve looked all over Walmart and just can’t seem to find a 2012 Mayan calender.

[Vince Ferrer]

2012, the year everyone stops caring what the Mayans think.

[satan]

If you look closely you’ll find Mayans shopping in Walmart. Living in fear of ICE of course.

[Ax]

They’re all over Palm Beach County. Should I be getting nervous?

[Cyber Liberty]

Now that the calendar’s expired, they’re all half-price at Macy’s.

[Dallas59]

[null and void]

Why does an old man plat an olive tree?

[Salamander]

If you’d written any of the gazillion books scaring people with gloom and doom you’d be filthy, stinking rich and wouldn’t even be asking that question.

[and if the authors knew they were all gonna die in ‘12, what did they need the money for, anyway?]

See ya in 2013.

:)

[Salamander]

LOLOL

[Beowulf9]

heheh

[cubreporter]

And to you!!!